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Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit

thathonkey posted:

there is a "fancy burger restaurant" near me that is generally overpriced but they do make a burger which I am fond of called the "Oaxaca"

it's a beef patty unlike some of their burgers, cilantro-lime mayo, "queso fresco" (it's just mexican crumbling cheese though), and pico de gallo. i'm gonna try and make my own because while they do have the ingredients right, the execution and price usually leaves something to be desired.

picture (i ditch the avocado but if you're into that it's probably decent):



I once ate a burger that had some guacamole, it was really good but that whole avocado there kinda makes it hard to eat with my hands. Looks good though

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Jesus Tittyfucking H. Christ what the gently caress is that font???

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Monkey Fracas posted:

Suddenly have to urge to create an unholy union between ground beef and Mexican loose chorizo

:confused: what is unholy about that? that would be delicious.

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Jesus Tittyfucking H. Christ what the gently caress is that font???

yeah the restaurant is ridiculous and i hate going there. that burger i posted is pretty much the only good thing to come out of the whole mess. people here eat that poo poo up though they're always pretty busy even though they have quite a few locations nowadays.

matrix ripoff posted:

seems like the kind of person who knows what things taste good together but has never bothered to actually eat any of them because he's more interested in gastronomy than practical eating

bingo.

thathonkey fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 11, 2015

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Jesus Tittyfucking H. Christ what the gently caress is that font???

That g

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the font is actually implemented even worse on their actual restaurants if you can believe it:



look at this loving place. what the hell is trib???

it doesn't get any better inside:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
u gotta slice avocados really thin for them to work on burgs. they get too slidy otherwise

i prefer to just go with fresh guac

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


ahhhh noooo gently caress

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
funny story in college they let us grill our own burgs (3x3, whatever you wanted) in the dorm cafeteria and then I would go over to the taco-bar (on taco-bar nights) and load it up with fresh guacamole and all the dudes from the east coast would be like "wtf" and i would laugh at them

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Hey Damien hurry up we're gonna hit up the Trib Flip before the show.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
atlanta, man. we have tons of restaurants. many of them are great, many of them are mediocre to awful, and a few of them are trib flip.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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lol @ space station booths

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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to place your order, just pick up the beige telephone between your legs and whistle at the correct tone and frequency

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

thathonkey posted:

the font is actually implemented even worse on their actual restaurants if you can believe it:



look at this loving place. what the hell is trib???

it doesn't get any better inside:



Looks like a sushi bar without the chef station in the middle there. What a stupid design for a burger joint/grill.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

matrix ripoff posted:

lol @ space station booths
They're flipped. Get it?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

They're flipped. Get it?

lol i didnt notice that. loving burn it to the ground

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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your meal will be served to you on a platter descending from the ceiling while 8-bit Ava Maria plays from every speaker in the restaurant

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Shadow posted:

Looks like a sushi bar without the chef station in the middle there. What a stupid design for a burger joint/grill.

a lot of these restaurant people have more money than sense. here is an unreasonably large picture of the founder/head chef dude looking goony af

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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edit: ^^^^^^ ahahaha

your waiter will resemble freddy mercury, but not sound nor act anything like him

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
omg i just noticed that picture is perfect for goatse'ing. he's wearing the ring and everything.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

thathonkey posted:

a lot of these restaurant people have more money than sense. here is an unreasonably large picture of the founder/head chef dude looking goony af



:lol:

thathonkey posted:

omg i just noticed that picture is perfect for goatse'ing. he's wearing the ring and everything.

SOMEONE DO THIS

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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lil' over enthusiastic for the goatse there

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

matrix ripoff posted:

lil' over enthusiastic for the goatse there

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

matrix ripoff posted:

lil' over enthusiastic for the goatse there

:cmon:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

edit: i guess it's really more like a half century I dunno when did burgers become cool

did anyone post the Roman burger recipe yet? yum!
http://www.tribunesandtriumphs.org/roman-life/roman-burgers.htm

quote:

Roman Burgers - Isicia Omentata
List of Ingredients:

500g minced meat
1 french roll, soaked in white wine
1/2 tsp freshly ground pepper
50ml Liquamen (a salty fish sauce which can be replaced by salt) (can be replaced by 1/2 tsp salt + a little white wine)
some stonepine kernels and green peppercorns
a little Caroenum (reduced grape juice)
Baking foil

Cooking Method & Instructions:

Mix minced meat with the soaked french roll. Ground spices and mix into
the meat. Form small burgers and put pine kernels and peppercorns into
them. Put them into baking foil and grill them together with Caroenum (reduced grape juice).

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Great burger game. Slingin patties and buns

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

he high

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

thathonkey posted:

a lot of these restaurant people have more money than sense. here is an unreasonably large picture of the founder/head chef dude looking goony af


I didn't know Mackelmore was a cook.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

probably amphetamines but yeah

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i gotta say amphetamine is the WORST drug for burgin

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
someone eating burg while high on amphetamine

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
welcome to human being burger, would you like to shoot up b4 ur burg

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
if he is on uppers that would actually explain a lot now that i think about it...

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:420: and burging = best burging

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
In-N-Out late night while high/drunk is some mythical poo poo I tell you.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

the font is actually implemented even worse on their actual restaurants if you can believe it:



look at this loving place. what the hell is trib???

it doesn't get any better inside:



Look so west coast but is actually in Atlanta

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

There's a really good place in Boulder I went to. I don't really like vegetables on top but I got the Greek style burger and it was so drat delicious I didn't care.

I kinda want to move to Boulder.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Best burger in Boulder is at the Dark Horse Saloon, IMO. I lived in the dorms next to it.

Many drunken nights there. Also, tricycle races!

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




http://www.culvers.com/menu-and-nutrition/butterburgers/



This is not a very widespread chain but if you know.. then YOU KNOW

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Hexel posted:

http://www.culvers.com/menu-and-nutrition/butterburgers/



This is not a very widespread chain but if you know.. then YOU KNOW
Read the thread doofus.

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