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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




drat I forgot how pretty that girl doing the vocals was

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ethanol posted:

drat I forgot how pretty that girl doing the vocals was

She was underage, you creep.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

I thought I found the plane

but it turned out to be some strawberry gum

please when you are done with your gum put it in a napkin and dispose of it don't stick it under the table at charlie's Italian.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

PleasureKevin posted:

I thought I found the plane

but it turned out to be some strawberry gum

please when you are done with your gum put it in a napkin and dispose of it don't stick it under the table at charlie's Italian.

Why use a napkin? Use the wrapper the gum came in.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
It's been a few months so I must ask, is the plane found yet?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



mstrkrft posted:

It's been a few months so I must ask, is the plane found yet?

no

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

mstrkrft posted:

It's been a few months so I must ask, is the plane found yet?

Chinatown has it

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

give ti back you rear end in a top hat

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I do not have a full airliner in my possession.

Its still gone, guys.

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN
what if we are the plane, you know?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Hypothetically, if someone did find this plane independently and of their own accord just how much could they hold the thing ransom for?

WayAbvPar
Mar 11, 2009

Ah- Smug Mode.

I think the current recovery plan is keep crashing planes into bodies of water in that part of the world until they drop one on top of MH370 and find it.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Chinatown posted:

I do not have a full airliner in my possession.

Its still gone, guys.

Aha! But you do admit to having part of, up to the vast majority of!

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

7thBatallion posted:

Aha! But you do admit to having part of, up to the vast majority of!

This was sufficient to convict someone of murder and give then the death penalty in Texas.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
If I was on a plane that was going down, I'd get naked and then start slapping my slutty dick back and forth between my legs so it made wet slapping noises on my pelvis after rebounding from the trampoline that is my butthole.

The reason why is because the blackbox recording would be loving hilarious. The FBI would hear, "Ahhh! We're going down we're all going to diiaaaaahhhh!!!" *SCHTK SCHTK SCHTK SCTHK* Then everyone in unison goes from general panic and dismay to, "LOL!!"

That agent would wonder wtf he just listened to forever.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Dave_Indeed posted:

If I was on a plane that was going down, I'd get naked and then start slapping my slutty dick back and forth between my legs so it made wet slapping noises on my pelvis after rebounding from the trampoline that is my butthole.

The reason why is because the blackbox recording would be loving hilarious. The FBI would hear, "Ahhh! We're going down we're all going to diiaaaaahhhh!!!" *SCHTK SCHTK SCHTK SCTHK* Then everyone in unison goes from general panic and dismay to, "LOL!!"

That agent would wonder wtf he just listened to forever.

I think you may be overestimating the impressiveness of your dick.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

This was sufficient to convict someone of murder and give then the death penalty in Texas.

So. You're saying we can convict Chinatown of terrorism?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Angela Christine posted:

I think you may be overestimating the impressiveness of your dick.

In all honesty most women find it to be quite painful...

...because of the open sores :(

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

:tinfoil:

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/02/jeff-wise-mh370-theory.html

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Serious post, that guy is an idiot. He proclaims "And yet, once I started looking for evidence, I found it."

Well duh, 911 Truthers, Chem-trail psychos, and all manner of crackpots do the same thing. You don't look for evidence to back up a position, you look at the evidence to build or test a theory.

Cherry picking random garbage is not looking at evidence.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Pro tip: do not open up your conspiracy theory article with "am I crazy to think blah blah blah?"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Still gone guys.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

No. 6 posted:

Serious post, that guy is an idiot. He proclaims "And yet, once I started looking for evidence, I found it."

Well duh, 911 Truthers, Chem-trail psychos, and all manner of crackpots do the same thing. You don't look for evidence to back up a position, you look at the evidence to build or test a theory.

Cherry picking random garbage is not looking at evidence.

no you make a hypothesis, then you test it

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Sure if you want to be technical about it

BIG NORTH
Jul 7, 2007

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE DEAN

Chinatown posted:

Still gone guys.

you dont seem as confident as before. I think you know the plane is still around somewhere (under the rug?)

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Requesting status update of plane and/or passenger location thank you

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
without phase technology 911 would ahve been impossible

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0quXl_od3g

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

LethalGeek posted:

Requesting status update of plane and/or passenger location thank you

Its still gone guys.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i found it

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 225 days!)

they never crash into my condo just drugged up methheads who are too tweaked to hav sex :(

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

i kno where the place is

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its been exactly one year.

Still loving gone guys.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Did they run out of coffee yet?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Happy Anniversary to Gilligan and the crew!

dernwiththesickess
Aug 7, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

a non-zero amount of people have spent their life's final moments in an airplane bathroom

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

sick trigger posted:

i kno where the place is

where is it u butt fah!

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Chinatown posted:

Its been exactly one year.
:toot:

quote:

Still loving gone guys.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
They found the plane. CNN is going crazy right now.

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VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Obligatory Handle posted:

They found the plane. CNN is going crazy right now.

If they spent the amount of money they wasted on finding this aircraft on making Malaysia less lovely they'd probably have less planes falling from the sky.

e: and less corruption, better infrastucture, etc

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