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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Randy's really let himself go since losing his spot as the Authority's golden boy

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Lol if that's the reason why theyre not letting him back on TV yet.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I think they're waiting for Fastlane

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Luigi Thirty posted:

Randy's really let himself go since losing his spot as the Authority's golden boy



That looks like Orton and Lesnar did a DBZ fusion.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


rear end Lane

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Dias posted:

That looks like Orton and Lesnar did a DBZ fusion.

Now I can't stop laughing at the mental image of Randy coming back with a gimmick of 'lovely MMA fighter until he pulls out the RKO'.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

kdrudy posted:

Vaguely wrestling related, trailer for upcoming Judd Apatow/Amy Schumer movie Trainwreck that John Cena apparently has a cameo in and is in the trailer.

https://amp.twimg.com/v/16d03d22-1b9c-4446-9d87-0027d808f1d1

The best part of this is that according to Apatow the character is largely drawn from Schumer's life experiences, which means Cena is playing Dolph Ziggler.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Authorman posted:

Oh and multiple gently caress finished matches featuring Big Show and Kane who should just be in a tag team together. They can call themselves The Bathroom Break. Make gangbusters off the tshirts.

Men On A (Inter)Mission

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Daniel Bryan posted:

I think they're waiting for Fastlane

More like Fatlane (he has abs and I don't btw)

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Skunkrocker posted:

Holy poo poo I just watched that Brad Maddox video and... yeah... what the gently caress WWE? You have one of the best talkers EVER and you're IGNORING him?

MAKE HIM ROMAN'S GODDAMN MANAGER

Holy poo poo, he could talk for Roman like Paul Heyman. Perfect.

He wasn't all that great with a live mic

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

He wasn't all that great with a live mic

Good thing every promo is scripted now.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Mental illness can suck a butt qtiyd

Larry :(

Ain't no doubt about it :(

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

fatherdog posted:

The best part of this is that according to Apatow the character is largely drawn from Schumer's life experiences, which means Cena is playing Dolph Ziggler.

Here's Amy discussing it on Conan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_HBjUp_f60

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

fatherdog posted:

The best part of this is that according to Apatow the character is largely drawn from Schumer's life experiences, which means Cena is playing Dolph Ziggler.

... then why not just cast Ziggler?

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

Red posted:

... then why not just cast Ziggler?

It's CM Punk all over again!

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Red posted:

... then why not just cast Ziggler?

Because John Cena is cooler

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

MotU posted:

Because John Cena is cooler

I can envision the conversation where they call Stamford, and ask for Dolph, but get offered Cena or nothing.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Red posted:

... then why not just cast Ziggler?

"No no no, you don't want CM Punk, Randy Orton is the tattoos guy"

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Luigi Thirty posted:

Randy's really let himself go since losing his spot as the Authority's golden boy



Looks uuuuhhhhh like he's taking a big breath, during which your stomach contracts and expands as it empties and fills with air?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
To be fair Cena is his best friend

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Unflattering photo. Randy's made it this far staying on the gas, I don't see why he'd stop now.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Also John Cena is funny and Dolph Ziggler is not


See John Cena's footlocker ad vs Dolph Ziggler's entire twitter forever

saltylopez
Mar 30, 2010

Luigi Thirty posted:

Randy's really let himself go since losing his spot as the Authority's golden boy



Bo-Bandy's been eating too many cheeseburgers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fat Lowtax posted:

rear end Lane

Fat Lane

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Phenix Rising posted:

Looks uuuuhhhhh like he's taking a big breath, during which your stomach contracts and expands as it empties and fills with air?

Hey now, if you point this out, then the goons who were talking about their dicks can't also be like "I'm in better shape than Randy Orton."

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

It all makes sense. They're setting up the return of Scott Steiner!

Faaaaaaaaaat rear end lane.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Shine posted:

Hey now, if you point this out, then the goons who were talking about their dicks can't also be like "I'm in better shape than Randy Orton."

Eh, it's fine, there's always Big Show and Bull Dempsey.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


BGrifter posted:

It all makes sense. They're setting up the return of Scott Steiner!

Faaaaaaaaaat rear end lane.

The fact that the wrestling fans want Bryan to be champion and not Scott Steiner is proof positive that they do not know what is good for them.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Aurain posted:

The fact that the wrestling fans want Bryan to be champion and not Scott Steiner is proof positive that they do not know what is good for them.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfWcMZys48

Steiner is the one man they could successfully shift the YES! chant to. Everyone loves The Genetic Freak, the Big Bad Booty Daddy.

Also relevant since this is the Buff Bagwell > Roman Reigns discussion thread:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FsOHxMr3ZWw

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
hey that amy schumer film has a john cena sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAOKfI87iI&t=57s

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Shine posted:

Hey now, if you point this out, then the goons who were talking about their dicks can't also be like "I'm in better shape than Randy Orton."

my dick is bigger than Rollins, I'm in better shape than Randy Orton, and if Reigns got bad grades in math...heh i'm all set

Mystery Opponent posted:

hey that amy schumer film has a john cena sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAOKfI87iI&t=57s

i'm better than john cena at sex will do well as well.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Luigi Thirty posted:

Randy's really let himself go since losing his spot as the Authority's golden boy



Don't see a problem, maybe he's just trying to copy Chris Hero's recent motto of "Getting better as he gets fatter", except unlike Hero WWE won't fire him for getting fatter.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Mystery Opponent posted:

hey that amy schumer film has a john cena sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAOKfI87iI&t=57s

john cena what are you doing in this movie

john

that isn't pg

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Mystery Opponent posted:

hey that amy schumer film has a john cena sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAOKfI87iI&t=57s

that is exactly what I imagined sex with Dolph Ziggler would be like

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Mystery Opponent posted:

hey that amy schumer film has a john cena sex scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDAOKfI87iI&t=57s

Same.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I would laugh my rear end off if this whole Orton sabbatical was them covering a positive drug test.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Maybe he doesn't wear pants because he can't fit into them anymore?

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
Mods change my av to this image

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mystery Opponent posted:

Mods change my av to this image


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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Mystery Opponent posted:

Mods change my av to this image


Never thought we'd see John Cena's rapadoo face.

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