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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Fitting. Is there something like "cratered" in russian?

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

JaucheCharly posted:

Fitting. Is there something like "cratered" in russian?

I guess pizdets again, as it can also mean big vagina.

VV I knew it would be vagina related :D

beato fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 10, 2015

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

JaucheCharly posted:

Fitting. Is there something like "cratered" in russian?

pizdanulsya

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

beato posted:

I guess pizdets again, as it can also mean big vagina.

VV I knew it would be vagina related :D

i wouldn't really use "vagina" as the translation of пизда. russian curse words are all about dicks (хуй) and cunts (пизда), and you can form entire sentences using only a single curse word in different forms.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Randarkman posted:

i wouldn't really use "vagina" as the translation of пизда. russian curse words are all about dicks (хуй) and cunts (пизда)...
I know пизда directly translates as oval office but a oval office is a vagina so my point still stands.

Randarkman posted:

...you can form entire sentences using only a single curse word in different forms.
You can also do that same with the word gently caress in English.

Angryhead
Apr 4, 2009

Don't call my name
Don't call my name
Alejandro




beato posted:

You can also do that same with the word gently caress in English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHetIaWZNc

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

JaucheCharly posted:

Fitting. Is there something like "cratered" in russian?

Viktor Andriyovych Yushchenko. But only after September 2004.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

beato posted:

You can also do that same with the word gently caress in English.

also buffalo, for some bizarre reason

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Knew that was coming but still a proclick

Shroud
May 11, 2009

beato posted:

You can also do that same with the word gently caress in English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWzGm1W0WY

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

NEED TOILET PAPER posted:




umm MODS?! can you do something about this pedo??? such people are a stain on our glorious culture and traditions.

The slovo you're looking for is "ptista". Learn your drat nadsat.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Zzulu posted:

russians just love to throw themselves off buildings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0SU86YqMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdsryZINo3Y

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Being Russian has to be one of the dumbest things you can do with your life.


Please post more videos of Russians owning themselves retardedly.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

Being Russian has to be one of the dumbest things you can do with your life.


Please post more videos of Russians owning themselves retardedly.

Russia has 2.5 times as many deaths from poisoning and accidental deaths compared to western europe.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Willingly hurling yourself off the roof of a building should not be considered "accidental" :colbert:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

etalian posted:

Russia has 2.5 times as many deaths from poisoning and accidental deaths compared to western europe.

Hey, that's unfair. Nobody told them that they can die from drinking too much pva glue or paint thinner

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wanna know the backstory here

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

wanna know the backstory here
dude saw a pair kissing, felt lonely and decided to kiss policeman

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IifStkAsemU

edit:

also

Qtotonibudinibudet fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Feb 11, 2015

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

lol I watched this on the phone without sound and wondered what's so funny about it and why he makes these faces.


F...fine? What is this about?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




JaucheCharly posted:

F...fine? What is this about?

issue 43 of criminal world posted:

nanny raped a toddler
saratovo's nightmare: butcher-impotent forced captive women castrate their husbands
cities' mayors are creating supergangs
is sobchak flirting with mafia?

issue 15 of criminal world posted:

satanism: school child sacrifices parents
gang of masturbators gut female athletes
12 faggots poisoned by lesbian
thieves in law <something indiscernible>

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Feb 11, 2015

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

That looks like a standard low end tabloid apart from the 2nd womans michelin man stomach.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

etalian posted:

Russia has 2.5 times as many deaths from poisoning and accidental deaths compared to western europe.

More please

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a pipe smoking dog posted:

That looks like a standard low end tabloid apart from the 2nd womans michelin man stomach.
i have not seen them to such crazy extent, at all

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



my shameful secret is i don't know how to read cyrillic

all i know is that most of the letters that look kind of like normal letters actually are a totally different type of letter

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Now I really want to hear the stories.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Phlegmish posted:

my shameful secret is i don't know how to read cyrillic

all i know is that most of the letters that look kind of like normal letters actually are a totally different type of letter

Some of the letters are kinda the same like a, m, o, and, t but that's pretty much it. Having an ex with a name that was mainly made up of unusual Cyrillic helps me when converting to the Latin alphabet. Doesn't necessarily help me understand it but at least it helps me say it.

КРИМИНАЛА МИР
KRIMINALA MIR



Edit: The post makes it look like my ex is called Kriminala Mir, she's not.

beato fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Feb 12, 2015

TheCoach
Mar 11, 2014

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Other fun fact, russian people who didn't drink had lower life expectancy and higher suicide risk.

pro-click:
http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2014/sep/02/dying-russians/

etalian fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Feb 12, 2015

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

:monocle: walter white spotted with the accordion. is he in danger?

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

my shameful secret is i don't know how to read cyrillic

all i know is that most of the letters that look kind of like normal letters actually are a totally different type of letter
Half of the Cyrillic alphabet is basically taken from Greek. If you can memorize the names of frat houses, you can probably figure out half of Cyrillic.

As long as it's printed Cyrillic, of course. God help you if you ever need to read cursive Cyrillic.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


russian krampus is pretty lame

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Ofaloaf posted:

Half of the Cyrillic alphabet is basically taken from Greek. If you can memorize the names of frat houses, you can probably figure out half of Cyrillic.

As long as it's printed Cyrillic, of course. God help you if you ever need to read cursive Cyrillic.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Phlegmish posted:

my shameful secret is i don't know how to read cyrillic

all i know is that most of the letters that look kind of like normal letters actually are a totally different type of letter

Do you have a few minutes?



Yeah, but you have nice handwriting. It's not at all representative of Cyrillic cursive in general.

bearic
Apr 14, 2004

john brown split this heart
That's really easy to read



(no one's writing actually looks like that, but all of the л и ш get mixed up, like "или лишишь")

bearic fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Feb 12, 2015

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




bearic posted:

That's really easy to read
I'm still trying to decipher last word in first row, but it's 2am so I may know the culprit.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Pretty sure my high school band was better than the egyptian military one.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Pretty sure my high school band was better than the egyptian military one.

lol

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