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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

kalstrams posted:

I'm still trying to decipher last word in first row, but it's 2am so I may know the culprit.

"читать"
It says: "What's wrong [with] you? This is very simple to read"

new friend from school fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 12, 2015

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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

kalstrams posted:

I'm still trying to decipher last word in first row, but it's 2am so I may know the culprit.

Supposed to be ты. I'm really bad about making my ыs and яs pretty much identical, and also not like they're really supposed to look.

I also can't write ф to save my life and basically write a phi instead. Which is technically correct, I guess.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




safetyStanddown posted:

"читать"
It says: "What's wrong [with you]? This is very simple to read"
That's second row, no questions there.

annapacketstormaya posted:

Supposed to be ты. I'm really bad about making my ыs and яs pretty much identical, and also not like they're really supposed to look.

I also can't write ф to save my life and basically write a phi instead. Which is technically correct, I guess.
Oh, it's ты. This is highly personal, but, man, you have some fairly strange ы there.

Edit: Here are my scribbles.

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 12, 2015

Horns of Hattin
Dec 21, 2011
Do westerner's brains also short-circuit when they see Greek?

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

eigenstate posted:

Do westerner's brains also short-circuit when they see Greek?



that's different from my language and i don't like it

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

eigenstate posted:

Do westerner's brains also short-circuit when they see Greek?



Years in science left me with the ability to sound out Greek and thus some of Cyrillic, but it's annoying to almost get a word and then have some other drat thing pop up in the middle.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

kalstrams posted:

i have not seen them to such crazy extent, at all

It looks a bit like the Daily Star in the UK.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003


jumping thru a hole in the ice after a nice hot sauna is practiced in america too (by descendants of finns), i've done it

just not outside an oil refinery

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
quick n' dirty

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




SaltyJesus posted:

quick n' dirty


that's pretty cool
shtipati is very close to russian щипать, which means the same

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


i'm the disney princess peeking over the human being-poisoning lesbian

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
please change my name to "12 faggots poisoned by lesbian"

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
Also useful, our professor described how Russia shielded Europe from the Mongol onslaught.



Also demonstrating my lovely rendering of я.

Qtotonibudinibudet fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Feb 12, 2015

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Fill us in.

e: my englisch are bad.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
It's a pun.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUMFhtatQeA

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Haven't you seen something like this before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raJ8IEnvtug

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




ill repost this from previous thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qYPiP-b_mE

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-710oEp4Bjk

i imagine medieval battles were like this except with more severed limbs

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

annapacketstormaya posted:

Also useful, our professor described how Russia shielded Europe from the Mongol onslaught.



Also demonstrating my lovely rendering of я.

is that a joke or do russians actually think they shielded europe from mongols?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Nauta posted:

is that a joke or do russians actually think they shielded europe from mongols?
yes, plenty of them do, unironically

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Zzulu posted:

im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

Rape. Lots of rape. Pillaging too. Ivan the Terrible cleaned the house. You can do the math, there's almost 300 years with the Mongols having a jolly good time there.

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Feb 12, 2015

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Zzulu posted:

im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

living conditions were vastly improved

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Zzulu posted:

im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

modern russia was born

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Zzulu posted:

im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

Mongols destroyed Kiev which was the heart of the (crumbling) east slav state but couldn't be bothered taking over the northern bits because they were garbage land so just found some local nobles to take care of it for them and pay them tributes. These northern nobles adopted the Mongol styles and then when the golden horde collapsed a couple of centuries later the duke of Moscow filled the power vacuum by murdering his way to the top. Over the next few centuries the Mongol successor states were subsumed into moscow through conquest and intermarriage thus creating russia as a sort of blend of the old slavic and mongol cultures.

a pipe smoking dog fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Feb 12, 2015

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Zzulu posted:

im not very good at history so can you historygoons educate me on what happened between the mongols and the russians?

the short version is that mongols would have pretty much conquered all of europe had ögedei khan not died. their custom was that in the event of the great khan dying they would rally all their tumens (divisions) in one place and elect a new khan/vow their allegiance to the new khan. mongols are the only ones who have succeeded in conquering russia (bonus badass points for doing it in winter time)

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Zzulu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-710oEp4Bjk

i imagine medieval battles were like this except with more severed limbs

Pretty much. Although they probably would probably not spread out of formation so much because that is when you get loving killed, whereas these guys get a pretty harmless whooping for doing so.

Also, knights would try to capture each other withut outright killing each other because of the sweet sweet ransom money.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




has anyone kept hold of photo of lukashenko in his apartment?

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008


Why the long rear end?

PowerBuilder3
Apr 21, 2010
Now's our chance to catch them with their pants down! I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.....

Russia has lost its ability to detect incoming nuclear missiles

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Nauta posted:

is that a joke or do russians actually think they shielded europe from mongols?

i guess they were kind of a meat shield

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



This is my favorite Russian knight larping fight video, especially the armored dudes getting knocked off the wall and the guy who got his ear chopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdTB1GzHJw

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Whiskers =^.^= > Novorossiya RUSSIA.docx

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

No vodka 0/10

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
russians just love to fight in general, whether it is with swords or fists doesnt matter much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h88S3G9xcGw

girls, too:

"lets meet up in the woods and then just beat the gently caress out of eachother."
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9d_1395693558

good times

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

PowerBuilder3 posted:

Now's our chance to catch them with their pants down! I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.....

Russia has lost its ability to detect incoming nuclear missiles

it would be bad idea, imagine how crazy chinese men would get without the comfort provided by Russian prostitutes

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Zzulu posted:

girls, too:

"lets meet up in the woods and then just beat the gently caress out of eachother."
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9d_1395693558

good times

I'm the girl who knocked her opponent down and then kicked her in the face a bunch.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Zzulu posted:

russians just love to fight in general, whether it is with swords or fists doesnt matter much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h88S3G9xcGw

girls, too:

"lets meet up in the woods and then just beat the gently caress out of eachother."
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9d_1395693558

good times

First vid is pretty typical soccer ultra behaviour in russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMuVRvnYNk is england. is life

Byolante fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Feb 13, 2015

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SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Byolante posted:

First vid is pretty typical soccerfootball ultra behaviour in russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHNfjcQkQdY

not Russia but it's too good to not bring up

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