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A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

mcvey posted:

Only the absolute finest of mice will touch these hands, everything else bursts into flames. Thats why I strictly use RAZER DEATHADDERs.

Only the finest of airplanes go down by those hands too

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
I am a very powerful man

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Sometimes I feel like I could definitely benefit from using a mouse without a thumbpad like the deathadder so that I can get better mouse control from being able to pinch the sides well, but then I realize I wouldn't be able to use all my lovely text binds and that's not a compromise I'm willing to make.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
Pretty sure I have binds for the entire right side of my keyboard. Everything past H has some sort of poo poo to say

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Do you still have to put that poo poo in autoexec

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

True and Real posted:

Do you still have to put that poo poo in autoexec

Huh? bind p "say Goku"

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Slumpy posted:

Pretty sure I have binds for the entire right side of my keyboard. Everything past H has some sort of poo poo to say

I'm at the point where I'm beginning to fill up the number pad with binds. I think I may have a problem.

Also, a lot of goons have truly terrible binds and could really benefit from a funny bone transplant.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
I got that indestructible logitech one. It's basically the MX500 but without the lame color scheme.

gonna have to wait till the cockroaches die to replace this thing.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i keep getting "your client needs update" warnings telling me to restart the game, so I restart the game but continue to get this message

:confused:

e: restarting steam itself finally triggered it

kumba fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Feb 13, 2015

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
Fan-loving-tastic idea, Valve, let's push an update in the middle of loving EST prime.

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

Beach Bum posted:

Fan-loving-tastic idea, Valve, let's push an update in the middle of loving EST prime.

Normally they seem to be mining bitcoins with those servers about this time so I imagine it's no more or less unplayable.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

GAMEPLAY
-Smoke screen overlay fades faster now when exiting smokes quickly.
-Adjusted boundaries of smoke screen overlay slightly.

TOURNAMENT SUPPORT
-Added server setting sv_reliableavatardata: when enabled player avatars are reliably exchanged between all players and casters on the game server, reliably delivered to GOTV spectators, and recorded in demo files.
-Added the ability to specify team logos just like we specify team names or flags (via convars mp_teamlogo_1 and mp_teamlogo_2 using team's shorthand image name).
-Team logos now show in the spectator scoreboard, the win panel and the player scoreboard.
-Added a new win panel string that shows the team name if they win the round.

MISC
-Added ff_damage_bullet_penetration convar to control how much penetration power and damage is scaled when hitting a friendly when FF is off.
-Fixed pistol muzzle flash so it no longer stretches to the map origin at low framerates.
-Fixed fog clearcolor calculation that caused free-cam spectators to see bright colors behind level geometry.
-Speculative fix for spectating audio bug.
-Added player flashbang visual indicators with a progress bar that shows over players heads when you are watching via GOTV.
-Updated the first person flash effect when spectating someone via GOTV.
-Fixed bug which stopped CS:GO from working on OSX Snow Leopard.
-Added flavor text to the Bravo Collection weapons.
-Added 5 new Music Kit Offers.
-Added 12 new Sticker Offers.
-Fixed gamepads being reset and deactivated on map load.
-Added support for hot-plugging of gamepads rather than requiring that they be connected prior to game launch.

MAPS
Cobblestone
-Removed various boosts
-Further optimizations
-Tweaked layout of underpass room
-Moved door from CT side to T side of underpass
-Made cubby at entrance to Bombsite A smaller
-Widened arch at end of long A
-Set correct surface types on textures
-Brightened haystacks at entrance to Long A
-Updated collision on broken wall in bombsite A and B

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Antares posted:

Normally they seem to be mining bitcoins with those servers about this time so I imagine it's no more or less unplayable.

It's not the Valve servers I'm concerned about, it's client-server agreement.

EDIT:
aborn: ugh the server won't update
aborn: gj valve

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Crain posted:

I got that indestructible logitech one. It's basically the MX500 but without the lame color scheme.

gonna have to wait till the cockroaches die to replace this thing.

Sounds like the MX400. I still have mine and it still works as a backup to my DeathAdder.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
When I'm on CT should I prioritize kit, kev+helm, or rifle? I never really know what to grab when I can't get them all.

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004

Kumbamontu posted:

i keep getting "your client needs update" warnings telling me to restart the game, so I restart the game but continue to get this message

:confused:

e: restarting steam itself finally triggered it

This happens to me but it's because steam decides to queue updates instead of just downloading them. I just go to the download page and click resume or whatever.

Logan 5
Jan 29, 2007

Bash -> To the Cop
Even better guys, the update has broken the game for a lot of people. I just get "Failed matchmaking" for any game mode and no community servers connect.

Also cs:go got placed back in my Games category. I think valve might be trying to tell me something.

Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko

Crain posted:

When I'm on CT should I prioritize kit, kev+helm, or rifle? I never really know what to grab when I can't get them all.

It depends but if you have the money and your team is not on an eco, you should probably buy a rifle and armor. You can skip the helmet if you're low on cash. If the terrorists have AKs, a headshot will kill you anyways. Just make sure at least one person on your team actually has a kit.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM

Crain posted:

When I'm on CT should I prioritize kit, kev+helm, or rifle? I never really know what to grab when I can't get them all.

kev and helmet, kit if the guys covering the site with you don't have one, and then rifle. And if you don't have enough money for a rifle a 5/7 is often the next best choice

sants
May 17, 2003

free beavis

Crain posted:

When I'm on CT should I prioritize kit, kev+helm, or rifle? I never really know what to grab when I can't get them all.

depends on the situation and what your teammates are doing, generally though you shouldn't rifle if you don't have armor.

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

Sold the knife for $2550 + normal M9 Doppler Black Pearl. So far have not been scammed. Unless my continued playing of this game constitutes the biggest scam of all.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Alighieri posted:

Sold the knife for $2550 + normal M9 Doppler Black Pearl. So far have not been scammed. Unless my continued playing of this game constitutes the biggest scam of all.

The stat-trak was literally worth $2550.

Logan 5
Jan 29, 2007

Bash -> To the Cop
After restarting twice my game connects to servers... but it seems like all the setting went to default, auto pick-up and help messages are on, etc.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Alighieri posted:

Sold the knife for $2550 + normal M9 Doppler Black Pearl. So far have not been scammed. Unless my continued playing of this game constitutes the biggest scam of all.

jesus

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

someone paid $2550.00 dollars so their knife could count kills

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

Who cares?

I'm about to pay like $5 or whatever so that I have Hotline Miami music in CS:GO.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

trying to jack off posted:

someone paid $2550.00 dollars so their knife could count kills

The optimists will claim that it's some rich guy that doesn't need to care about money, but we all know it was a dad blowing a chunk of his kid's college fund

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Ernie. posted:

Who cares?

I'm about to pay like $5 or whatever so that I have Hotline Miami music in CS:GO.

Holy poo poo I need this

EDIT: vvvv Why do people do this, that's insane vvvv

The Joe Man fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Feb 13, 2015

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

this is just one page of the dudes inventory



he has basically one of every skin in each knife type

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
It's the virtual gaben...

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Alighieri posted:

Sold the knife for $2550 + normal M9 Doppler Black Pearl. So far have not been scammed. Unless my continued playing of this game constitutes the biggest scam of all.

drat dude, congrats.

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008

Alighieri posted:

this is just one page of the dudes inventory



he has basically one of every skin in each knife type

people are hosed up

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
you could outright buy a car with that inventory

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Alighieri posted:

Sold the knife for $2550

loving lmaoooo

I don't think I've ever seen a valve rare product go for that much jesus Christ

Shions of Qud





Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

The optimists will claim that it's some rich guy that doesn't need to care about money, but we all know it was a dad blowing a chunk of his kid's college fund

It's always either Russian aluminum baron (the kind that turns the power off to their enemies' houses) or Arab oil baron.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

Alighieri posted:

Sold the knife for $2550 + normal M9 Doppler Black Pearl. So far have not been scammed. Unless my continued playing of this game constitutes the biggest scam of all.

Just retire from CS:GO. Any more you play will be a waste of time and money.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

The number itself is funny because I can imagine the person spending $2550 on a knife going

'gently caress no, I'm not going to $2600. $2500 is my final offer. Okay I'll meet you halfway and toss in a knife of my own'

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Ernie. posted:

The number itself is funny because I can imagine the person spending $2550 on a knife going

'gently caress no, I'm not going to $2600. $2500 is my final offer. Okay I'll meet you halfway and toss in a knife of my own'

hey thats a good av

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

trying to jack off posted:

someone paid $2550.00 dollars so their knife could count kills

There's no hope for us, is there?

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Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy

verbal enema posted:

loving lmaoooo

I don't think I've ever seen a valve rare product go for that much jesus Christ

the rarest knife (StatTrak M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN) went for 20k on ebay

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