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i begin all correspondence with "Hi, worthless peon" because as a software engineer i am the mental and moral superior of anyone i might correspond with, and furthermore
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Cover letters are for bureaucrats in government offices or companies with HR departments. Startups may evolve into Microsofts; but, for the time being, they'll be oriented very differently. Either they'll be dreaming about future success while staring at the ceiling or else they'll be working 25 hours per day to connect the dots. The first kind of entrepreneur might like cover letters, and that project will generate lots of mission statements, business plans, and little else. But the practical entrepreneur with a chance of success will look at a cover later impatiently and maybe throw out your application because it doesn't get to the point. If you must write a cover letter, make it a list of the work you'll deliver and the date you'll deliver it.
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Feb 13, 2015 02:14
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hello, i will deliver sevreral shitposts daily. thankyou for your time. please pay me a deece 6 figgies.
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Feb 13, 2015 02:18
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six and a half figgies, come on!
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Feb 13, 2015 02:20
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I went to high school with a Puerto Rican girl with a rich family and she had a debutant ball and a quince rolled into one
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Feb 13, 2015 02:21
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:six and a half figgies, come on! $6.50 per hour
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Feb 13, 2015 02:24
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Wild EEPROM posted:$6.50 per hour i'll take it!
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Feb 13, 2015 02:28
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is somebody kidding
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Feb 13, 2015 03:27
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lol at Canada trolling itself
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Feb 13, 2015 03:29
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you can choose whether you'd rather have ridiculous costumes or ridiculous decisions, I guess
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Feb 13, 2015 03:30
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Subjunctive posted:you can choose whether you'd rather have ridiculous costumes or ridiculous decisions, I guess lol as if you think they don't
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Feb 13, 2015 03:31
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Sagebrush posted:in canada the proper address for a supreme court justice is Jolly Old beverly mclachlin 
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Feb 13, 2015 03:35
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lol http://www.theonion.com/video/new-premium-uber-service-lets-users-commandeer-any,37955/
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Feb 13, 2015 03:42
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silicon valley isn't just holding measles parties, they're bringing the parties to youquote:BART measles alert: LinkedIn worker rode in rush hour
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Feb 13, 2015 04:01
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Main Paineframe posted:silicon valley isn't just holding measles parties, they're bringing the parties to you http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/12/measles-outbreak-infected-commuter-silicon-valley
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Feb 13, 2015 04:28
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Luigi Thirty posted:I went to high school with a Puerto Rican girl with a rich family and she had a debutant ball and a quince rolled into one i'm having a hard time combining these events in my head, and i've been to vietnamese-catholic weddings so it's not like i'm not used to seeing some syncretic-as-gently caress poo poo
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duTrieux. posted:i'm having a hard time combining these events in my head, and i've been to vietnamese-catholic weddings so it's not like i'm not used to seeing some syncretic-as-gently caress poo poo "please marry our daughter now" but with more money i presume to be even more confusing, in brazil quinces are called festas de debutantes
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Feb 13, 2015 04:36
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uncurable mlady posted:lol 5
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Feb 13, 2015 04:37
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Nintendo Kid posted:lol as if you think they don't most of the decisions they make are pretty good actually
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Feb 13, 2015 04:54
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VLADIMIR GLUTEN posted:most of the decisions they make are pretty good actually yeah but thats the same in america
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Feb 13, 2015 04:57
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Feb 13, 2015 05:00
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do you disagree with: When a decision by a fiduciary of an “employee stock ownership plan” (ESOP) to buy or hold the employer’s stock is challenged in court, the fiduciary is not entitled to a “presumption of prudence.” Instead, ESOP fiduciaries are subject to the same duty of prudence that applies to Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA) fiduciaries in general, except that they need not diversify the fund's assets. The police generally may not, without a warrant, search digital information on a cellphone seized from an individual who has been arrested. All aspects of a district court's exceptional-case determination under 35 U.S.C. § 285, which allows an award of attorney’s fees to the prevailing party in patent litigation in “exceptional cases,” should be reviewed for abuse of discretion. just some random supreme court cases from last session
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Feb 13, 2015 05:04
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infernal machines posted:it sure is. i'm in my 30s and i don't think i've ever been referred to as mr. deficit except by mormon missionairies
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Feb 13, 2015 05:06
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Nintendo Kid posted:The police generally may not, without a warrant, post on internet forums seized from an individual with the intent of fishmeching.
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Feb 13, 2015 05:07
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its DR. James
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Feb 13, 2015 05:42
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graph posted:is somebody kidding on the matter of canada v mr mccalister we have concluded hes been a very bad kid and will get no presents this year
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Feb 13, 2015 05:56
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Feb 13, 2015 06:41
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BONGHITZ posted:its DR. James herr professor dr james
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poty posted:on the matter of canada v mr mccalister we have concluded only a lad, society made him
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Feb 13, 2015 07:10
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Subjunctive posted:you can choose whether you'd rather have ridiculous costumes or ridiculous decisions, I guess we regularly choose both
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Feb 13, 2015 07:58
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also there was a four year period where the hournorable mr. ford was the technically correct method of addressing a crackhead
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Feb 13, 2015 07:59
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I thought the fat crackhead was still your king or whatever. he represents everything I know about Canada, the land of the fat crackheads
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Feb 13, 2015 08:34
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nah this is the king of canada
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Feb 13, 2015 08:36
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Rexicon1 posted:I thought the fat crackhead was still your king or whatever. he represents everything I know about Canada, the land of the fat crackheads nah, he got cancer and didn't end up running for reelection and his brother lost hard
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Feb 13, 2015 08:39
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Improbable Lobster posted:nah, he got cancer and didn't end up running for reelection and his brother lost hard so is 'cancer' a euphemism, like a closeted gay man dying of 'pneumonia' in the 80s?
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Feb 13, 2015 09:08
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ultramiraculous posted:so is 'cancer' a euphemism, like a closeted gay man dying of 'pneumonia' in the 80s? i think you mean blood disease
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Feb 13, 2015 09:13
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apple has started to promote games with zero iap in a "pay once and play" section at the top of the explore pane. dunno if it will matter with stuff like king pulling in half a loving billion last quarter on freemium poo poo but still a positive sign.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:00
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ultramiraculous posted:so is 'cancer' a euphemism, like a closeted gay man dying of 'pneumonia' in the 80s? no he literally has/had a softball size tumour in his abdomen which he had somehow ignored until the last month of the election campaign. actual, honest-to-goodness fat cancer.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:22
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infernal machines posted:no he literally has/had a softball size tumour in his abdomen which he had somehow ignored until the last month of the election campaign. cocaine is a hell of a drug
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I thought the tumour was in his rear end? like, not a joke
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