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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

This is pretty much my biggest beef with how this topic is being handled right now.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

beepsandboops posted:

Man, Kate Beaton's a great cartoonist! We should invite her to post in the thread :v:

Man, you know what happens to people who don't toe the D&D hugbox line, they get berated for the most trivial poo poo and don't want to have anything to do with u-

-oh.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Ukraine ceasefire – Germany and France have brokered a peace plan for Ukraine – but many are sceptical that the ceasefire will hold for long"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:

Is it a rule that all cartoonists have to screw up chess?
The dove's king is still under threat from Death's bishop.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

Trapezium Dave posted:

Is it a rule that all cartoonists have to screw up chess?
The dove's king is still under threat from Death's bishop.

That is literally the point in this case.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Things we can't handle: chess

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
you know usually we try and take a little longer then 2 posts to do that crasscrab

CaptainCarrot
Jun 9, 2010

Elliotw2 posted:

That is literally the point in this case.

The point is that the dove is so lovely at chess it made an illegal move and Death isn't telling it to take its king out of check? I was going to try to determine whether the white queen is even putting the black king in check, but the board and pieces are drawn so shittily I can't be sure what squares any of the pieces on Death's home row are actually on.

Wales Grey
Jun 20, 2012
I'm more interested in the 8x7 board they're playing on.
I can't count.

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter

CaptainCarrot posted:

The point is that the dove is so lovely at chess it made an illegal move and Death isn't telling it to take its king out of check?

So it's a useless, soon to be reversed decision that ultimately meant nothing? Yep I think that would be the point of the cartoon.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ramirez is MIGF - bring on the nukes!

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013


obama looks like is an excuse to hide a cock and balls

wearing a lampshade fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 13, 2015

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Que that hill exploding

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Yeah Ramirez I'll bet you're a big fan of Wilson and FDR.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fojar38 posted:

Yeah Ramirez I'll bet you're a big fan of Wilson and FDR.

Well, some of Wilson's views.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
The United States, famous for its extensive role in WWI.
e:
While I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for America's entry into WWI (after Wilson pushed for neutrality for two years), have a metal political cartoon from the page:


Come on in, America, the Blood's Fine! (1917) by M.A. Kempf.

Saint Sputnik fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 13, 2015

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Roosevelt looks like a bad caricature of Jay Leno

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

:stare: Soooo those are caricatures of people he is currently claiming to like.

Edible Hat
Jul 23, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Both of those presidents waited several years before (officially) taking the US into war. How loving incompetent is Ramirez?

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Saint Sputnik posted:

The United States, famous for its extensive role in WWI.
e:
While I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for America's entry into WWI (after Wilson pushed for neutrality for two years), have a metal political cartoon from the page:
Don't be silly, America singlehandedly won WW1 and 2 the instant they started, which is defined by the moment the US entered them.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Yeah I remember learning how it was because of America entering WWI that the Central Powers were defeated

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

achillesforever6 posted:

Yeah I remember learning how it was because of America entering WWI that the Central Powers were defeated



And don't forget how we beat Hitler's rear end in WWII: War Harder, by kicking the doors open on the Führerbunker and shredding the lobby with bullets à la The Matrix, then sauntering up to Hitler and popping a cap into his skull, saying "Stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself" :c00l: gently caress yeah, indeed, America.

root beer fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Feb 13, 2015

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
uh, yeah, didn't you see 'Inglorious Basterds'?

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
Sooooo I don't at all feel like looking a bunch of stuff up, but I'm pretty sure that as awful as ISIS/ISIL/Daesh is, they're just not anything close to the kind of threat posed by the Central and Axis powers in the World Wars.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

McDowell posted:

uh, yeah, didn't you see 'Inglorious Basterds'?

I maintain that that movie depicts how WW2 SHOULD have ended :allears:

Guilty Spork posted:

Sooooo I don't at all feel like looking a bunch of stuff up, but I'm pretty sure that as awful as ISIS/ISIL/Daesh is, they're just not anything close to the kind of threat posed by the Central and Axis powers in the World Wars.

It's not just them, it's RADICAL ISLAM in general! (ramirez wants to nuke the middle east)

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?

loquacius posted:

I maintain that that movie depicts how WW2 SHOULD have ended :allears:


You and Quentin Tarantino (in that the movie is just a day dream about how we'd like to think of the war)

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

loquacius posted:

I maintain that that movie depicts how WW2 SHOULD have ended :allears:

The French actually winning the war, and the Americans stepping in, nearly ruining everything, then taking credit for the whole thing? Then being two faced betrayers at the end?

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Fulchrum posted:

The French actually winning the war, and the Americans stepping in, nearly ruining everything, then taking credit for the whole thing? Then being two faced betrayers at the end?

Yeah.. but did you see that part where they just kept shooting Hitler in is dumb Hilery face? And reloaded and just kept shooting? Pretty sure that's how it went down.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


Woodrow "He Kept Us Out Of War" Wilson certainly was known for his eagerness to go to war.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

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Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

I maintain that that movie depicts how WW2 SHOULD have ended :allears:


It's not just them, it's RADICAL ISLAM in general! (ramirez wants to nuke the middle east)

You mean "RADICAL ISLAM"

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Even eyebrows.

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

My god. It actually scans correctly as a limerick.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Is your duck black or green, Tinsley? MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

Now, more of possibly the only good political cartoon.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

smilingfish posted:

My god. It actually scans correctly as a limerick.

Holy poo poo, it does.

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Holy poo poo, it does.

I have a strange.. feeling. After so much reprehensible drunk duck, is my bar now maybe so low that "getting the limerick rhythm right" is worthy of almost standing ovation? Because I feel oddly very impressed by that now.


And of course, Bad reporter: possibly most consistently good work in this thread.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




What a strange door on that balcony. It looks like the lower half is missing.

Hey it looks like Muir can use photoshop after all. The original is from a wedding DJ's page.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.



dril tweets honestly fit Peanuts better than anything else you mash them up with it's uncanny.

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