Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Baron Bifford posted:

Jeremy, my office's accountant, is retiring soon. Will he pass on his name to his replacement? She's really attached to the name Alice.

Only if he has a really bitchin' copy of Excel that only she can wield.

Say Nothing posted:

Female Thor appears, has anyone checked what Jane Foster is doing at the moment?

No, but Detective ~~Thor~~ Odinson is on the case and he will crack this mystery.

Still from Thor #5

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:15

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Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That really should have fancy handwriting instead of a bad font.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:18

Idran: Jan 13, 2005; Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

I am 99% sure that Hickman took it from there just because it's really infamous. There's a million options and he happens to pick the one that actually happened and has had nerds snickering for fifty years? And that's not like a misprint in Thor #242; it's giving the character the wrong name in his first appearance.

Aha; I wasn't trying to challenge it, I just didn't realize how well-known a misprint that was. I'd never heard of it before, I didn't realize it was so significant and it seemed like the sort of thing that could be coincidental. Neat!

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:22

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

TwoPair posted:

Only if he has a really bitchin' copy of Excel that only she can wield.

No, but Detective ~~Thor~~ Odinson is on the case and he will crack this mystery.

Still from Thor #5

I like how Kelda's on the list. Because the new Thor is someone who needs the hammer to fly and summon thunder and lightning, and she can't do either of- wait...

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:30

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

I like that Loki is on the list. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:43

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

I wouldn't be surprised if Thor thinks Loki is responsible but just put him at the bottom of the list anyway because investigating Loki's schemes is a massive headache that can't be solved by hitting things with a hammer, and he really doesn't want to deal with that unless he absolutely has to

# ? Feb 13, 2015 05:54

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

I'm wondering how long they're going to stretch this out. I am getting to the point where I'm less intrigued by the mystery and more just want to know who the gently caress I'm reading about.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:01

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I thought Loki was on the list because he's literally turned himself into a woman on several occasions.

Mostly to gently caress with Thor. :v:

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:01

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Captain Bravo posted:

I thought Loki was on the list because he's literally turned himself into a woman on several occasions.

...and once gave birth to an eight legged horse.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:07

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Captain Bravo posted:

I thought Loki was on the list because he's literally turned himself into a woman on several occasions.

Mostly to gently caress with Thor.

Not literally.

Usually.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:11

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

I assume he adds Loki to every mystery list just on principle

# ? Feb 13, 2015 06:59

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Opopanax posted:

I assume he adds Loki to every mystery list just on principle

His list needs Red Herring.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 07:50

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Tana Nile? She's got a head like a beach ball!

# ? Feb 13, 2015 08:51

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Disappointed "Gender-Hexed Hercules" isn't on that list.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 08:58

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Disappointed "Gender-Hexed Hercules" isn't on that list.

I'm still holding out hope that the final showdown against Agger involves Thor bringing in Hercules as a ringer. I mean if you want to take out a minotaur, who better?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 09:09

PicklePants: May 8, 2007; Woo!

Brunnhilde

Rabbit Dressed as Brunnhilde

Kill Spiderman.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 09:24

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Hey, Foster's got experience with this role!

# ? Feb 13, 2015 10:20

Superstring: Jul 22, 2007; I thought I was going insane for a second.

Cabbit posted:

I'm still holding out hope that the final showdown against Agger involves Thor bringing in Hercules as a ringer. I mean if you want to take out a minotaur, who better?

Theseus?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 10:32

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Cabbit posted:

I'm still holding out hope that the final showdown against Agger involves Thor bringing in Hercules as a ringer. I mean if you want to take out a minotaur, who better?

Chris Kanyon.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 14:51

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

Hey, Foster's got experience with this role!

Thordis? So she's bigger on the inside?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 15:23

TheCIASentMe: Jul 11, 2003; I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

Loki's name should have been near the top of the list.

Then once again at the bottom appended with "check again"

# ? Feb 13, 2015 16:39

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Opopanax posted:

I assume he adds Loki to every mystery list just on principle

I assume he adds Loki to every list like Norman Osborn adds Spider-man.

# ? Feb 13, 2015 16:43

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

The Question IRL posted:

Chris Kanyon.

WHO BETTER THAN KANYON?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:38

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Alouicious posted:

WHO BETTER THAN KANYON?

A bottle of antidepressants.

Grayson 7

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Feb 13, 2015

# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:41

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Alouicious posted:

WHO BETTER THAN KANYON?

EVERYBODY

# ? Feb 13, 2015 19:53

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

David D. Davidson posted:

I like that Loki is on the list. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing he's done.

Reference to axis maybe?

# ? Feb 13, 2015 22:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Selachian posted:

Thordis? So she's bigger on the inside?

That probably sounds more perverted than you thought it would.

Alouicious posted:

WHO BETTER THAN KANYON?

Who deader than Kanyon

# ? Feb 14, 2015 01:07

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Say Nothing posted:

That probably sounds more perverted than you thought it would.

Nah, he knew exactly how perverted it sounds.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 03:47

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Puntification posted:

Reference to axis maybe?

Probably more just a reference to that stretch of time back during JMS' run that Loki turned himself into a woman.

But speaking of Loki and Axis... Loki Agent of Asgard #8 has Loki trying to stop an inverted, drunk-as-gently caress Odinson from wrecking up Vegas but he's on the wrong side of town!

# ? Feb 14, 2015 04:11

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

If he'd said "for the honour" he would've been a winged unicorn. :colbert:

# ? Feb 14, 2015 04:15

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

TwoPair posted:

Probably more just a reference to that stretch of time back during JMS' run that Loki turned himself into a woman.

But speaking of Loki and Axis... Loki Agent of Asgard #8 has Loki trying to stop an inverted, drunk-as-gently caress Odinson from wrecking up Vegas but he's on the wrong side of town!

So is that what he looked like when he gave birth to Sleipnir?

# ? Feb 14, 2015 06:56

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

TwoPair posted:

Probably more just a reference to that stretch of time back during JMS' run that Loki turned himself into a woman.

Shape-shifting has always been one of loki's powers, so being worthy of carrying the hammer seems like the bigger deal to me.

Thor putting him down purely on principle sounds the most appealing though.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 15:02

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

I think someone should check on Squirrel Girl. :colbert:

No, but seriously, if I wanted to get in on this can I start with just this new Thor series or is there like a few other series one should read before that? The last storyline I followed was Civil War :ohdear:

# ? Feb 14, 2015 16:33

Metalshark: Feb 4, 2013; The seagull is essential.

Zefiel posted:

I think someone should check on Squirrel Girl.

No, but seriously, if I wanted to get in on this can I start with just this new Thor series or is there like a few other series one should read before that? The last storyline I followed was Civil War

It's standalone, but it does feature a recurring villain from Jason Aaron's Thor: God of Thunder run that lasted for 25 issues that immediately preceded this Thor volume. God of Thunder is a good run, but it's not essential if you're only interested in the current Thor.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 16:40

Soonmot: Dec 19, 2002; Entrapta fucking loves robots; Grimey Drawer

Metalshark posted:

It's standalone, but it does feature a recurring villain from Jason Aaron's Thor: God of Thunder run that lasted for 25 issues that immediately preceded this Thor volume. God of Thunder is a good run, but it's not essential if you're only interested in the current Thor.

God of Thunder is so loving metal, though. You should read it anyways, it's really good and the same writer.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 17:29

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Oohh, okay. I wasn't sure if some background would be necessary from the million titles that seemed to be the fallout of the Hiddleston explosion. Thanks!

# ? Feb 14, 2015 17:36

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Hey, speaking of God of Thunder. From Issue 12:

Thor has just saved the universe's gods from the God Butcher, with the help of his past and future selves. Now he returns to his beloved Earth, to catch up on stuff he's been missing. He brings the rarest fruit in the universe to a convicted man's last meal. He brings fantastic food to abandoned children in Rio. He brings extinct seeds from the Halls of All-Life to a Catholic convent. He brings tales of his travels to a Tibetan monk. He brings a feast to wounded veterans. He brings rain to a desert.

And then he brings pain

to the foolish.

# ? Feb 14, 2015 18:35

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Phy posted:

Hey, speaking of God of Thunder. From Issue 12:

Thor has just saved the universe's gods from the God Butcher, with the help of his past and future selves. Now he returns to his beloved Earth, to catch up on stuff he's been missing. He brings the rarest fruit in the universe to a convicted man's last meal. He brings fantastic food to abandoned children in Rio. He brings extinct seeds from the Halls of All-Life to a Catholic convent. He brings tales of his travels to a Tibetan monk. He brings a feast to wounded veterans. He brings rain to a desert.

And then he brings pain

to the foolish.

Well, the signs ARE accurate at least, in their case :v: