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 http://www.crossofstbenedict.com/ultimate-weapon-to-defend-families-prayer-enrollment-included/ INDULGENCES! gently caress YEAH! You been rapin' your nine-year-old neighbor for years? Indulgences! Want to have a little personal crusades against your towelhead, parking-place-stealing neighbors? Indulgences! Want some rogue angels to try to get back into heaven thereby unmaking the world? Indulgences! Want to lure a kid to your garage so you can blast the poo poo out of him with a shotgun? IN FUCKIN DULGENCES! CHECK OUT THIS poo poo
It slices, it dices, it's a saltshaker, it executes vampires, and it comes with TWENTY COUNT EM TWENTY FREE RIDES FOR ANY KIND OF SIN WHATSOEVER. So get rapin' - get killin - AND GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BENEDICTINE CROSS TODAY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $230! Try to get a plenary indulgence for less!
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If I buy now do I get a free magic holy green cloth? I have some flesh glorying in my presence and need that taken care of in gods eye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPFhKo9r5jc
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if jesus christ came back and became a goon he'd bring back LF and post in it
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Jesus Christ, that's a great loving deal. -Testamonial
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Yes, but how many more smites per day does this grant my paladin?
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Only Rare quality? Lame
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I do have issues with Dracula.
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Lamebot posted:Yes, but how many more smites per day does this grant my paladin? None. It does grant an extra "Lay Hands" per day though. 
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If you collected all of the pieces of the "true cross" (that Jesus was supposedly crucified on) currently circulating the world and put them back together, the cross would be something like 40 feet tall (actually true). Oh boy, they included a Certificate of Authencity!
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aw for a second i thought that was a crossbow of St. Benedict
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when I was little we used to put the GI Joe mummy from my Secret Of The Mummy's Tomb set in our crucifix with secret compartment I hope that was not blasphemous also the ultimate hiding place if you're serious about winning a game of Hide The Thimble exorcist's salts hmm, gently caress I wonder if I can buy those a la carte
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Lol at OP who doesn't know how indulgences supposed to work. But also lol at a cult forming around one Ugandan priest with questionable theology.
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I'd put my coke in there.
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but does it kill werewolves?
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I actually feel a little repulsed looking at that cross, it is a pretty bad rear end cross therefor it probably works.
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sucks that 3/4 friends aren't gonna get the penetration they want
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Darkman Fanpage posted:but does it kill werewolves?
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im confused at the OP as the link doesnt seem to mention any of those things lol. it kind of looks like a cross to sell to idiots and the elderly
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catholicism is hosed up
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:catholicism is hosed up On a scale from 1 to anime it's still maybe 4 max.
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is exorcized salt lower in sodium than regular salt?
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LegoPirateNinja posted:aw for a second i thought that was a crossbow of St. Benedict
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Nefarious posted:is exorcized salt lower in sodium than regular salt? It's lower on demons.
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finally the tools i need to keep jesus at bay
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Ice arrow
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I defend my family by deterring any and all crime. Like, every other night I just get all crazy wound up and I take my pants/underwear off, leave my adult alf t-shirt on, and just loving go nuts in the front yard. I charge people like a gorilla, scream in their face, throw poo poo at dogs when they walk by, bite kids, hang off trees and flop my dick around in peoples faces, do math, decapitate squirrels and throw the head at minorities as hard as I can, call women fags, just whatever. No one even comes down this street any more it's loving awesome. lol just kidding I have like 40 guns.
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I cast the powerful spell 'White Flight'
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probably a gun, op
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That's pretty loving metal and I want one
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Awesome, since the 16th century throwback craze started, I've been waiting waiting for indulgences to make a comeback.
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god's dead but he'll still take the money
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I'm the pagan idolatry with vague Christian imagery on top
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:catholicism is hosed up it's the true church
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i made a copy of my family for everyday use and keep thr origibals in a safe deposit box at the bank. i also have a decoy family i use when on holidays so my real one doesnt get stolen by hotel staff
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