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Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Nauta posted:

is that a joke or do russians actually think they shielded europe from mongols?

Apparently there is a belief in Poland that they saved Europe from the Mongols, too.

The Mongols were pouring into Eastern Europe, killing the poo poo out of everything as usual. The King of Poland rallies together a bunch of nobles and knights, assembling a decently sized army and goes off to smite heathens. They got entirely annihilated in a no-contest slaughter. Then the Mongols went home to pick their new leader since the current one died of old age.

Thus, there is the story that by having to execute 50,000 Polish soldiers the Mongols were scared away from Europe.

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Also in Poland they really like vikings. They have an annual viking ren faire where nazi hippies can play silly instruments and sell fun trinkets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w61uPBb-X-s

But the highlight is the battle of the swastika shields, which has scenes like this moshpit wall of death:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC81trcS3Io&t=105s

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

New mob gravestones photos!
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2015/feb/13/mob-deep-russian-mafia-gravestones-in-pictures



Imapanda
Sep 12, 2008

Majoris Felidae Peditum
russian MMA makin the US version look like a bunch of ballerinas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06zlOoTHv4g

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Just another example of redshirts going down first.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Imapanda posted:

russian MMA makin the US version look like a bunch of ballerinas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06zlOoTHv4g

this is "MMA" in the same way a moshpit is football: i guess you could vaguely confuse one with the other if you'd only heard rumors from second-hand sources about either

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


I like the friendzoned mob tomb in the back tryin' to peak around the fly honeys tomb.

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnVIhuANlg

Military shots in a Russian bar

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




latvian parody on russian song popular amongst their thugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

eigenstate posted:

Do westerner's brains also short-circuit when they see Greek?



There's two sayings in english when something is not possible to understand. One saying is "It's double dutch", the other is "It's greek to me"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_to_me

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Feb 13, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26VW3jo3ST0

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




im crying

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpc5FnN7vI

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-woman-dies-after-dropping-charging-iphone-into-bathtub-10042053.html

quote:

It remains unclear why the charger didn't cut out as licensed Apple products are designed to do. Police did not reveal whether the device was not a licensed Apple product, Mail Online reported.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


If dashcams are now basically universal, why are people still trying this poo poo?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kavak posted:

If dashcams are now basically universal, why are people still trying this poo poo?

because they're dumb?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what else are they gonna do all day

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Snowy posted:

This is my favorite Russian knight larping fight video, especially the armored dudes getting knocked off the wall and the guy who got his ear chopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdTB1GzHJw

This was a straight up small skirmish with blunt swords and axes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

katlington posted:

This was a straight up small skirmish with blunt swords and axes

mount and blade irl

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Can't wait to see when russians do this with actual weapons.

a bold new step

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

GreyPowerVan posted:

Can't wait to see when russians do this with actual weapons.

a bold new step

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know history

who did save Europe from the Mongols?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Snowy posted:

This is my favorite Russian knight larping fight video, especially the armored dudes getting knocked off the wall and the guy who got his ear chopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdTB1GzHJw
lol is the guy at 3:14 using an ice axe?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


holly gently caress

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Ein cooler Typ posted:

I don't know history

who did save Europe from the Mongols?

No one. The mongols fell apart.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nuclearmonkee posted:

No one. The mongols fell apart.

Yeah basically the mongol system of succession meant all major chieftains had to return home to elect a new Khan when the current one died.



The mongol system of succession wasn't 100% hereditary, basically a potential Khan had to win enough votes from the lower nobles.



It was somewhat similar in this respect to the Holy Roman Empire.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Nuclearmonkee posted:

No one. The mongols fell apart.

Alcoholism is a hell of a disease. Also cultural assimilation.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

syscall girl posted:

Alcoholism is a hell of a disease. Also cultural assimilation.

also no foreign invader could defeat the chinese's main secret weapon, lots of joyless sex.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
gettin drunk off vodka tonight feelin russian af. it really is the best liquor imo. so versatile and cheap

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thathonkey posted:

gettin drunk off vodka tonight feelin russian af. it really is the best liquor imo. so versatile and cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WylnLBGVLbc

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lol what are they using to chase? is that a tomato?

Origin
Feb 15, 2006

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I don't know history

who did save Europe from the Mongols?

ogedei khan's alcoholism.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

etalian posted:

also no foreign invader could defeat the chinese's main secret weapon, lots of joyless sex.

China claims the joyless sex that Ghengis invented. :rolleyes:

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

etalian posted:

Yeah basically the mongol system of succession meant all major chieftains had to return home to elect a new Khan when the current one died.



The mongol system of succession wasn't 100% hereditary, basically a potential Khan had to win enough votes from the lower nobles.



It was somewhat similar in this respect to the Holy Roman Empire.

Yeah, every time a new Khan was chosen everyone had to ride across the continent on horseback to elect the new one. The second time this happened (after Genghis Khan's first heir successor died) the nobles couldn't agree and there was a civil war that broke the empire into smaller successor states. The Mongols were defeated by inheritance law.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Fun history fact 4 u: The Mongols weren't the only empire defeated by succession law. Rome fell apart during the third century largely due to the fact that there were actually no formal rules for who got to be Emperor after the reigning Emperor died. The Emperor was 'acclaimed' rather than crowned, meaning essentially that you are the emperor when everyone decides you are. In practice this lead to frequent civil wars because in addition to the emperor's heir (there were also no rules for who this could be) there were also often generals who got acclaimed by their troops when news of the emperor's death arrived. In the early fourth century there was an attempt to reform this system but it never stuck, even when the Western Empire fell the Eastern half still had this problem throughout its thousand-year existence. This is tangentially relevant to the thread since the Russian Empire claimed to be the 'Third Rome' owing to its Orthodox Christian heritage (like the Eastern Roman Empire) and the Rurikid dynasty's marital link to one of Eastern Rome's imperial families.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

This is boring whaT I want to know is whats up with mongolians miniature mexican sombreros.

Bandit Queen
May 10, 2008

i'm the woman on the left gravestone in the first picture

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Pfft, this is were the Mexican cartels got them beat. They build a small resort on top of them, like a party pyramid. You can party in a Mexican drug cartel member's tomb, just be warned you can incur the wrath of a rival cartel by doing so.

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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

GreyPowerVan posted:

Can't wait to see when russians do this with actual weapons.

a bold new step

Oh, those are real weapons. Doesn't matter if they're sharp or blunt if you wear armor. The only thing that keeps them from piling up bodies, is that stabbing is forbidden in these matches.

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