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AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

What happened with Ashley that she left? I wasn't watching that much at the time.

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OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

What happened with Ashley that she left? I wasn't watching that much at the time.

She claims she asked to be let go due to her daughter being sick. But she seemed doomed to be one of those divas they grow tired of as they grow older.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
That is definitely the meanest thing I've seen on twitter in a long while. Insults of various types are par for the course, it takes a special type of rear end in a top hat to make a fake account to prank people in broad twitter daylight and give them hope that their former bosses want them to come back.

It's no tweeting about a bomb on a flight causing flights to be delayed, but it's up there.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

OmegaBR posted:

She claims she asked to be let go due to her daughter being sick. But she seemed doomed to be one of those divas they grow tired of as they grow older.

Didn't it come out that she was in some sort of high-class escort business?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Spikeguy posted:

I'm telling you, there's loving money in the loving dad who is willing to burn the world to provide for his family.

i mean poo poo that's pretty much what the Taken movies are. I actually think that is a cool intriguing character.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



dsriggs posted:

Didn't it come out that she was in some sort of high-class escort business?

Yep

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

The_Rob posted:

i mean poo poo that's pretty much what the Taken movies are. I actually think that is a cool intriguing character.

Yeah, we hear people like Booker T always putting over how titles mean more money, I can get behind a guy who plays up that he's on the road 300 days of the year to provide for the children he barely gets to see, and he'll do whatever he has to do to build a better life for his kids than he had. I mean, that's the end game proper promo, on the way just put over every body he leaves in his wake as another month of college for his kids or whatever.

Hopefully WWE could do this in a more nuanced way than him having a picture of his kids that he brings out to every match, though they love involving family at ringside (RIP Cenadad) and this would be a good way to get them involved.

Super easy to turn him face too, someone talks smack about his family or threatens them, and now he's murdering people as what is basically Liam from Taken. It's also got a bit of what Stone Cold had going for him: Everyone can relate to wanting to kick the crap out of your boss, but quite a few other people (both fathers and mothers) can relate to being driven to provide for their families.

Ah well, something to do with Kevin Owens in the TEW present day thread at least.

NowonSA fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Feb 13, 2015

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I like how the Owens/Zayn finish was almost immediately followed by Ascension being DQed for kicking too much rear end versus Reigns and Bryan on Smackdown.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

that reminds me. did you know curtis axel has two boys named Brock and Blade?

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Piss in my rear end posted:

that reminds me. did you know curtis axel has two boys named Brock and Blade?

Curtis Axle is a retard for naming his family after Brockle Snar and his chest tattoo.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

DeathChicken posted:

I like how the Owens/Zayn finish was almost immediately followed by Ascension being DQed for kicking too much rear end versus Reigns and Bryan on Smackdown.

They were really really different actually.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

bobkatt013 posted:

Lets not forget





This is so great, kid knows how to sell a loss like death :allears:

Steen's :smug: face in the last shot just seals how awesome he is

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They were really really different actually.

In what sense? The only real difference is that Owens drubbed Zayn with a bunch of methodical powerbombs and Ascension drubbed Bryan/Reigns by throwing them all over the outside area, then got Bryan in the ring for a finisher. Which is never the sort of thing that draws a DQ (hell, it's how Bryan and Kane finally put an end to Shield's win streak).

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Ozz81 posted:

This is so great, kid knows how to sell a loss like death :allears:

Steen's :smug: face in the last shot just seals how awesome he is

My dad did the same thing to me growing up. He'd crush me at board games and sports and then laugh at my tears. I think it's just a dad thing.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

DeathChicken posted:

In what sense? The only real difference is that Owens drubbed Zayn with a bunch of methodical powerbombs and Ascension drubbed Bryan/Reigns by throwing them all over the outside area, then got Bryan in the ring for a finisher. Which is never the sort of thing that draws a DQ (hell, it's how Bryan and Kane finally put an end to Shield's win streak).

The non-legal man stayed in the ring for way longer than a 5-count because they did the finisher to Bryan and then tried to do the same to Reigns immediately after

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

the waters are muddy because WWE arbitrarily enforces legal man rules. Technically every Hardy Boys match would have been thrown out because Poetry In Motion took more than a 5 count.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

coconono posted:

the waters are muddy because WWE arbitrarily enforces legal man rules. Technically every Hardy Boys match would have been thrown out because Poetry In Motion took more than a 5 count.

The difference is they were also doing dubious stuff on the outside for like a full minute as the ref repeatedly and audibly told them to stop.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Owens didn't break any rules, he just kept on beating on Sami who wouldn't stay down and had to be ruled Technically Knocked Out for his own good at the referee's discretion. Also there was no title on the line (for the Ascension, anyway).

It really was a completely different situation.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

Owens didn't break any rules, he just kept on beating on Sami who wouldn't stay down and had to be ruled Technically Knocked Out for his own good at the referee's discretion. Also there was no title on the line (for the Ascension, anyway).

It really was a completely different situation.

Owens didn't break any rules because he's not as big of an rear end-kicker as The Ascension who, like Austin, broke the rules and didn't care. Their mission knows no rules. Wake up, sheeple, to the goats that already live among us.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Sami is also a horrible monster and Owen beating him was what he deserved.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Rusev also won by stoppage against Ambrose recently, so it's not like there's no precedence.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

It's the greatest night in the history of our sport.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
More like Degeneration Hexed

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Jerusalem posted:

Owens didn't break any rules, he just kept on beating on Sami who wouldn't stay down and had to be ruled Technically Knocked Out for his own good at the referee's discretion. Also there was no title on the line (for the Ascension, anyway).

It really was a completely different situation.

The ref kept telling Owens to back off, and he ignored him. The two were similar enough that the fans were confused.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

The ref kept telling Owens to back off, and he ignored him. The two were similar enough that the fans were confused.

It you watch it, the ref obviously had made his decision to stop the match/award Owens the win after he conferred with the doctors, then went to call the bell when Owens moved toward Zayn, delaying the result.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
It's almost like it was planned that way!

Also after Sami falls and hits his head on the steel flooring and the commentators start playing up how dazed he seems, the cameraman starts lurching and wobbling the shot when he focuses on Sami outside the ring to emphasise how out of it Sami is. Not sure if I should think that's smart direction or a little cheesy as a camera effect (probably both).

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Squalitude posted:

It's almost like it was planned that way!

Also after Sami falls and hits his head on the steel flooring and the commentators start playing up how dazed he seems, the cameraman starts lurching and wobbling the shot when he focuses on Sami outside the ring to emphasise how out of it Sami is. Not sure if I should think that's smart direction or a little cheesy as a camera effect (probably both).

Wouldn't be the first cheesy camerawork of the night; by far the worst aspect of the otherwise-fine Balor entrance

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

abraham linksys posted:

Wouldn't be the first cheesy camerawork of the night; by far the worst aspect of the otherwise-fine Balor entrance

Both myself and ~my girlfriend~ marked crazy hard when Balor was chomping at the camera with his throat-maw.

Frankenstein Dad
Jul 4, 2008

Dad of Frankenstein
I think he means the extremely corny looking dutch angles.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Frankenstein Dad posted:

extremely corny looking dutch angles.

American Horror Story: NXT

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
One of the camera operators mistook Balor's getup for cosplay and decided he had to shoot it exactly like everyone takes pictures at conventions.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Better update the list!

Nerokerubina
Jun 7, 2007

I think swords are neat. Do you think swords are neat?!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Better update the list!




this is a correct opinion

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Nerokerubina posted:

this is a correct opinion

Disliking everyone on that show, sure. But not liking the show itself because of it is stupid and wrong.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Storm has an irrational thing for the current generation of TV shows that "don't have a babyface." The guy spent 20 years getting hit in the head, let him dislike a TV show.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Cesaro either got hacked or has had enough :stare:

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
NOOOOOO

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



And if these get deleted.

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Waterhaul posted:

Cesaro either got hacked or has had enough :stare:



As if there's any doubt this is being hacked, I'm fairly sure a dude who can speak a bunch of languages like Cesaro would say "would of".

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