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Feb 15, 2015 21:35
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qntm posted:Apples poop? Apples are tree poop
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Feb 15, 2015 21:38
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qntm posted:Apples poop? EVERYONE POOPS
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Feb 16, 2015 04:29
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The Taint Reaper posted:Apples are tree poop Apples are tree testicles.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:05
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Apples become poop.
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Feb 16, 2015 05:07
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qntm posted:Apples poop? Apples poop in gas form.
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Feb 16, 2015 06:56
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Blind Melon posted:Apples poop in gas form. Everybody Farts.
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Feb 16, 2015 07:01
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The Taint Reaper posted:Well you really can't fault them for that, the Muslim TV networks have the non-violent extremist speakers that come on speak aboutthe Nazis and how they should properly emulate them to be effective. You're a loving racist.
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Feb 16, 2015 09:07
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The Taint Reaper posted:Well you really can't fault them for that, the Muslim TV networks have the non-violent extremist speakers that come on speak aboutthe Nazis and how they should properly emulate them to be effective. Skwirl posted:You're a loving racist. will nothing stop the taint reaping spree?
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Feb 16, 2015 09:34
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Skwirl posted:You're a loving racist. Not the right word to use, when did the world replace the word "ignorant" with "racist" or "sexist" without realising they're doing nothing to help those causes?
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Feb 16, 2015 13:19
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Fuckstick Electric posted:Not the right word to use, when did the world replace the word "ignorant" with "racist" or "sexist" without realising they're doing nothing to help those causes? Maybe not the most accurate, but he is talking bullshit about a group of people who are mostly not white.
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Feb 16, 2015 14:15
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It's bullshit semantics to argue hating Islam isn't racism. It obviously is, and what they said was pretty hosed up.
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Feb 16, 2015 15:24
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Stop derailing my thread with this poo poo. Either take it to D&D or shut up.
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Feb 16, 2015 15:44
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muscles like this? posted:EVERYONE POOPS Let's go to the expert on this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gD430HbJAc
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Feb 16, 2015 15:49
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Deadpool 041: The Trapster (AKA: Paste Pot Pete) kinda sorta tried to trick Deadpool into taking his place on a mercenary team in the Middle east tasked with killing a refugee camp full of women and children. The head of the mercenaries, Potter, didn't let him go though and they were scheduled to start the killing first thing in the morning when this happened 
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Feb 22, 2015 22:29
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I forget if it was posted in this thread before, but there was a Transformers comic posted in the Funny Panels thread that reminded me of its existence. Does anyone have the one where one of the transformers gets killed and another one was going to wipe their memory to avoid dealing with their loss, is given a message by another from the dead one not to do it?  Just remembered part of it, the message was made up out of lots of tiny clips from other dudes because the dead guy himself couldn't actually talk.
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Mar 6, 2015 13:14
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Rewind's whole thing is that he was an obsessive archivist, which is why the message is made up of clips: he had about 2 seconds before death to say what he needed to, so he strung together a quick edit using archival footage.      More Than Meets The Eye #16 3 fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 14:04
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But on a lighter note... 17 issues later, after the events of Dark Cybertron, Megatron finds himself newly appointed captain of the Lost Light after joining the Autobots (it's a long story). They run into some quantum weirdness as their ship and crew starts dematerializing until they discover the cause: the accident in the Quantum drives when the ship launched created an identical duplicate of the ship and crew. They had their own exciting adventures until they were found by the Decepticon Justice Division and summarily massacred... except for the duplicate Rewind.      More Than Meets The Eye #33
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Mar 6, 2015 14:10
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That's exactly the one I was asking about, thanks so much. And yay for happy endings! 
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Mar 6, 2015 21:48
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For those interested: that transformers run is currently on sale as part of the humble bundle. I think everything posted here is part of it.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:53
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gently caress. Why is my room so dusty right now? Stupid allergies... (I really like that Megatron plays along as well, and the art sells that he's not doing it to be pragmatic, but to spare Rewind's feelings.) Guess I need to decide if my dumb idea to wait to read MTMTE until I'd read all the prior stuff on Scribd is worth it now.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:54
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I hear "good" Megatron is a pretty cool character too.
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Mar 6, 2015 22:16
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:For those interested: that transformers run is currently on sale as part of the humble bundle. I think everything posted here is part of it. Purchased. Thanks for the heads-up! 
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Mar 7, 2015 01:18
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Azubah posted:I hear "good" Megatron is a pretty cool character too.
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Mar 7, 2015 02:55
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A comic book based on toys from the 80's has absolutely no business being so well written and so goddamn touching.
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Mar 7, 2015 03:17
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Rhyno posted:A comic book based on toys from the 80's has absolutely no business being so well written and so goddamn touching. Especially amazing when you compare it to the author before Roberts who failed miserably at writing them(he seemed to miss the point about every single aspect of the franchise, it's just amazing, didn't hurt that he acted like an rear end about it)
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Mar 7, 2015 04:51
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Rhyno posted:A comic book based on toys from the 80's has absolutely no business being so well written and so goddamn touching. it's basically Deep Space Nine but with transformers.
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Mar 7, 2015 05:14
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Duke Igthorn posted:Deadpool 041: I enjoyed this, one of my favorite comic tropes is villains having scruples and being unwilling to cross really hosed lines.
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Mar 8, 2015 19:50
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I enjoyed this, one of my favorite comic tropes is villains having scruples and being unwilling to cross really hosed lines. To be fair, if the Trapster had been that much of a violent psycho to begin with he'd probably have found a different schtick (sorry) than gluing people to things.
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Mar 8, 2015 20:30
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Looking at him on the wikipedia, Paste Pot Pete invented a crap ton of gadgets. Including, apparently, independently coming up with Spider-Man's web formula. He's like Peter Parker without Uncle Ben and radiation.
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Mar 8, 2015 21:20
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One of my favorite early Avengers issues involved the team working out a parole agreement with Paste Pot Pete in exchange for having him create a formula to dissolve Zemo's fearsome Adhesive X. That sort of grey area thing was what set early Marvel apart from the Distinguished Competition.
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Mar 9, 2015 16:43
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From Ulitimate Spider-Man 49: Quick back story, Jamison fired Parker for questioning why the Daily Bugle was endorsing a anti-Spider Man candidate that had connections to the Kingpin, and Spider-Man saved Jamison from the Enforcers after he published a editorial disowning said candidate.     I know Brian Bendis gets accolades for how he handled Peter Parker and Aunt May, but for my money, his J. Jonah Jamison was the best I've seen. He managed to ride that fine line between cold-hearted businessman and chronic bastard with a heart of gold.
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Mar 20, 2015 06:53
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Ultimate Jameson is a great character, and represents a side of classic Jameson a lot of modern writers seem to have forgotten. Ironically, Bendis wrote an absolutely dreadful Jameson in his New Avengers run. He had the man go back on a handshake.
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Mar 20, 2015 08:13
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Lurdiak posted:Ironically, Bendis wrote an absolutely dreadful Jameson in his New Avengers run. He had the man go back on a handshake. When you say this, you mean that Jameson was actually a Skrull, or some shapeshifting villain, or the Chameleon, or something like that, right? Right? 
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Mar 20, 2015 08:18
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10 Beers posted:When you say this, you mean that Jameson was actually a Skrull, or some shapeshifting villain, or the Chameleon, or something like that, right? Right? Man, I wish. Don't get me wrong, 616 Jonah's done some shady poo poo, but this really strikes me as powerfully out of character.
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Mar 20, 2015 08:34
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I'm really hoping that when we get Spider-Man in the MCU, if we see Jameson, that they'll hew closer to the Ultimate version more(or at least the more sane and reasonable side of 616 version), cause we've already gotten the perfect representation of Classic Jameson already on the big screen
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Mar 20, 2015 09:59
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Lurdiak posted:Man, I wish. It is. The man does have principles. The one I remember best is Bastion tried to intimidate him in the wake of Onslaught. Jameson wasn't having any of it. "Learn the rest, Yutz." Gah, I wish I still had the comic. I lost it years ago. I think it was a X-Men?
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Mar 20, 2015 10:14
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Lurdiak posted:Man, I wish. I do not approve. Jameson's an rear end, but the man has principles.
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Mar 20, 2015 10:32
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10 Beers posted:I do not approve. Jameson's an rear end, but the man has principles. Web of Spider-Man #52 is one of those too-rare Jonah-centric issues that seems to have been unjustly forgotten. I know Bendis, generally speaking, doesn't care about the characterization of characters he didn't personally create beyond their first two paragraphs in the old OHOTMU, but this is one of those issues that should be forced into the hands of anyone who wants to write the character.
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BigDave posted:He managed to ride that fine line between cold-hearted businessman and chronic bastard with a heart of gold.
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