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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I knew we shouldn't have bowled. We should be trying to give our batsman a run.

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Southee and Bolt might be the most dangerous opening pair in this world cup. You cant wait for the ball to stop hooping around like you can in tests.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

The answer is no, it's Jimmy and Woaksey.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Lionel Richie posted:

The answer is no, it's Jimmy and Woaksey.

Not even the best Anderson at the tournament mate.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
this is very good bowling

although 13/4 is pathetic whatever way you look at it. Machan's in form though, so perhaps we might get into triple digits?

Coffee Grindr
Jul 4, 2008
Stimulating
Poor Scotland :smith:

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Well this is going as expected :cripes:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A bit too sunny for proper English conditions. Needs some good cloud and variable humidity so the ball starts doing proper 90 degree swing

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
I mean, knowing that you have almost no chance of losing to Scotland, wouldn't you have a bat simply to keep your batsmen in form?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Ruthlessly smashing everyone in your path as hard as you can is a good strategy imo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Gotta make that net run rate column as dumb as possible.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
You don't want to be too arrogant; Scotland went into the World Cup on a bit of a high (they beat Ireland by 150 runs in an ODI a few weeks ago, and almost toppled the West Indies which admittedly isn't saying a great deal) and this early in the tournament its probably for the best to treat every game as the same, regardless of if its between Scotland or Australia.

Besides its probably easier to get your net run rate but by batting second, if that's at all a factor.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

IceAgeComing posted:

You don't want to be too arrogant

*jack off motion forever*

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Literally the only way Scotland win is if they bat second against a middling target. McCullum bottled it basically. Shows a bit of mental weakness which England will exploit.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Collingwood is the assistant coach of Scotland so this makes a lot more sense now.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
edit: The four saved that from being the third maiden over in a row.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
I just saw the wickets. Boult is almost unplayable in the mornings isn't he?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Lionel Richie posted:

Literally the only way Scotland win is if they bat second against a middling target. McCullum bottled it basically. Shows a bit of mental weakness which England will exploit.

Your boys will need every advantage they can get if they hope to beat this Scotland outfit.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Machan is the best player in this side by a long way

quote:

Born February 15, 1991, Brighton, Sussex

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Machan with a shameful control percentage of 73%

Lionel Richie posted:

Machan is the best player in this side by a long way

the captain is also South African

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Lionel Richie posted:

Literally the only way Scotland win is if they bat second against a middling target. McCullum bottled it basically. Shows a bit of mental weakness which England will exploit.

How did McCullum bottle it by denying Scotland the only way to win?

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

-Spiffy- posted:

How did McCullum bottle it by denying Scotland the only way to win?

Not backing themselves mate. England are bursting this little bubble, believe you me.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dan :allears:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Oh gotta be prepared to lose to win. I suspected you were a Warne fan.

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:

Lionel Richie posted:

Not backing themselves mate. England are bursting this little bubble, believe you me.

For a second there I though you were concerned.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

-Spiffy- posted:

Oh gotta be prepared to lose to win. I suspected you were a Warne fan.
I am.

Noxin of Shame posted:

For a second there I though you were concerned.
I am not.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He looks like he's gonna chop one on.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Adam's bowling poop.

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
Is Scotland even going to break 200?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
200 is possible; provided Machan and Berrington carry on like they are

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
I reckon they could have reached 250-260 if the partnership had stayed together until the 40th over. Now it'll be more like 190.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
yeah this is where scotland's batting declines dramatically - cross is an old fashioned keeper who doesn't really bat

runoverbobby
Apr 21, 2007

Fighting like beavers.
Well now it might be more like 160 :(

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I see Scotland's faint hopes were crushed mercilessly

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
depends on these two; below this is the tail and it isn't very good.

The first ten overs killed Scotland; I doubt even the best team in this world cup could score 300 from 12/4 against New Zealand.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Still likely to be our highest score against New Zealand, so that's an achievement of sorts.

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Sure am glad two of Hobart's matches are Sri Lanka vs Scotland and Australia vs Scotland.

Although I'm keen for Ireland vs Zimbabwe.

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
"This was always going to be a tough game for us"

Can't even keep a straight face saying that.

Dsmif
Sep 4, 2014

mindofme posted:

"This was always going to be a tough game for us"

Can't even keep a straight face saying that.

Who said that?

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mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
NZ bowling coach.

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