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Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Dry Hump
Sep 14, 2013
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Grizzwold
Jan 27, 2012

Posters off the pork bow!
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The peoples of Africa must stand together, but I have my doubts that mashing so many different nations together this rapidly will bring about a functional commune. After all, did not the old republic still have issues with the Italians after centuries of rule?

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


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Union man, union man, does everything an union can.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
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sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

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Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
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Retroflex Ejective
Sep 8, 2013
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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
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Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal
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Although I would support making it one single greater-Africa commune, were it a choice, but I'll take two puppets nations bound by our mutual love for the revolution!

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
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Skyfinder
Dec 28, 2012

NewMars posted:


Rallis Mars, chairman of the Byzantine worker's council of diplomatic relations with Glorious Inglorious Looter and Exploiter of the Oppressed, Somalia

Hmm... there's something... very familiar about him.. but I.. I... wait. I know who you are, you're not fooling me!



After all, I'd look a little foolish if I didn't recognize Karl Marx himself! I mean, if there's anyone qualified to comment on the fight against imperialism, it's mister Marx. You shouldn't be so shy, speak up, speak up! I think I speak for all of us when I say we throw our full support behind him and his presumably radical, egalitarian, transformative and outrageous plan!

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Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

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Our cause is international, the fostering of communism is better left under our care for the moment.

I just want the Byzantine state to be a wee bit murky in some area

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Changing my vote to ## Support the Union Man because while I support Tulip's efforts to create the ugliest borders imaginable I'd rather dominions than colonies.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

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We're not a communist dictatorship until we embrace our full hypocrisy.

Sinner Sandwich
Oct 13, 2012
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How can we not support Karl Marx?

BwenGun
Dec 1, 2013

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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

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ZiegeDame
Aug 21, 2005

YUKIMURAAAA!
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Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

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Erwin the German
May 30, 2011

:3
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ereror
Mar 12, 2013
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Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012



What a handsome, eloquent fellow! As the former Republic built Germany, so we will build a new, Communist Africa! We must oversee what I expect to be a long process, though, in order to stop reactionary subversion! We must be ready to expand our colonies, in fact! The reactionary powers of Africa, Zimbabwe and accursed Somalia, are an abomination, almost on the level of the capitalist colonies! Both must be destroyed and integrated into the Republic until the Communism is victorious all over the world! A victory that will be very hard to achieve without the donations of the African Communes, hmm?


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Lord Cyrahzax fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Feb 17, 2015

StrifeHira
Nov 7, 2012

I'll remind you that I have a very large stick.

ZearothK posted:

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Union man, union man, does everything an union can.



Kara Hira, Byzantine Red Guard and Activist for National Work Safety Regulations

I am convinced to ##Support the Union Man if for no other reason than to get that song out of my head. Allah knows I've tried to get the one with those folks singing their "Istanbul" tune out of my head since yesterday.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

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Hutter
Feb 16, 2011

It's been giving me nightmares.
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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Lord Cyrahzax posted:



What a handsome, eloquent fellow! As the former Republic built Germany, so we will build a new, Communist Africa! We must oversee what I expect to be a long process, though, in order to stop reactionary subversion! We must be ready to expand our colonies, in fact! The reactionary powers of Africa, Zimbabwe and accursed Somalia, are an abomination, almost on the level of the capitalist colonies! Both must be destroyed and integrated into the Republic until the Communism is victorious all over the world! A victory that will be very hard to achieve without the donations of the African Communes, hmm?


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Hey, where did Karl Marx go?

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
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We might as well play the "get the gently caress out of Africa" card a generation or two earlier than schedule.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.
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tatankatonk fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 17, 2015

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Juvenalian.Satyr posted:

Changing my vote to ## Support the Union Man because while I support Tulip's efforts to create the ugliest borders imaginable I'd rather dominions than colonies.

Honestly we stand no real chance of catching up with the Americans on that count, but as we have seen time and time again, ugly borders are power, and the uglier the borders in Africa the greater the likelihood of success.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

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Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013
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Danann
Aug 4, 2013

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AdventFalls
Oct 17, 2012

When do we learn head explosions?
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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

##Support the Union Man. We must spread our Byzantine post-nationalism to the oppressed of Africa, while maintaining their self-determination!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
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cokerpilot
Apr 23, 2010

Battle Brothers! Stop coming to meetings drunk and trying to adopt Tevery Best!

Lord General! Stop standing on the table and making up stupid operation names!

Emperor, why do I put up with these people?
As much as the Hauntingly Familiar Stranger made me laugh I am afraid I can't find it in me to vote for him

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Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
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I'm in the same boat as cokerpilot. Hilarious as the Stranger is, I don't like his proposal.

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Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Lynneth posted:

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I'm in the same boat as cokerpilot. Hilarious as the Stranger is, I don't like his proposal.



Perhaps you would change your mind if the African Communes decided to name an island in your honor? Or a lake? Maybe a mountain! Mt. Lynneth! Lake Cokerpilot! Righteous rewards for my fellow heroes of the Revolution, yes?

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