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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



God Of Paradise posted:

Pretty cool little segment. Remember when that goon was Trish Stratus' pen pal or AIM buddy, and he was trying to convince her not to get married back in like 2006?

That was a goon right?

Wasn't it a writer on 411mania? Those guys are creepy like the raw guy who posts aj gifs in all his reports like some creepy fuckwit.

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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
You Guys ever wonder how a John Cena cooking show would look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUgHGBpVV8

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Forceholy posted:

You Guys ever wonder how a John Cena cooking show would look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUgHGBpVV8

I really like John Cena when he's not being WWE's John Cena.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Cena: "Those other cooking shows are so fake, you never even see them cut the ingredients"

*proceeds to chop veggies while camera makes sure not to show hands*

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Forceholy posted:

You Guys ever wonder how a John Cena cooking show would look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUgHGBpVV8

I love that the whole video is carefully cutting, slicing, and rolling things but at the end you're really just piling everything onto a plate and stuffing your face. I was expecting it to all be tossed in the olive oil or some such thing, but nope - stack it, sprinkle some stuff on top, stuff your face.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Forceholy posted:

You Guys ever wonder how a John Cena cooking show would look like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsUgHGBpVV8

looks delicious. I would watch it. Love that man.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Phenix Rising posted:

I love that the whole video is carefully cutting, slicing, and rolling things but at the end you're really just piling everything onto a plate and stuffing your face. I was expecting it to all be tossed in the olive oil or some such thing, but nope - stack it, sprinkle some stuff on top, stuff your face.

for the first time in my life i'll admit john cena is pretty cool

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Spermgod posted:

Chigusa Nagayo vs. Devil Masami 08/22/85 is the only one that immediately comes to mind and I can't see them booking Reigns to have a 40 minute war
From the podcast thread: http://youtu.be/_FGoF8CYh-Q

What an amazing match. If you've never seen it, take 40 minutes out of your day and watch two broads wrestlefuck the poo poo out of each other.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Smashing Pumpkins. La Parka.

That should be enough for you to click this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PggDfvlQlfY&feature=youtu.be&t=35m

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Roman Reigns posted:

Smashing Pumpkins. La Parka.

That should be enough for you to click this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PggDfvlQlfY&feature=youtu.be&t=35m

16-year old me is losing his goddamn mind.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Ric Flair hyping up the first War Games and the Four Horsemen bragging about the aftermath

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2fc991_classic-four-horsemen-promo-nwa-1987_sport

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0mTp6CQ7JA

Spanky goes hard

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Apple Pie from Head to Toe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbgAbhHSseM

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Cactus jack loses his ear
http://youtu.be/ih9_n_YepaM

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Do the original Hulkamania Tour promos for Hogan vs. Flair exist anywhere anymore?

Yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBEc9tl6e8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qgcYjV5o1w

Bonus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTKqvl143Vc

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Feb 15, 2015

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It's the SNL 40th Anniversary Special tonight, so let's get some wrestling-based skits.

Hulk Hogan and Mr. T's monologue. This is the night before Wrestlemania and has them outright reference the infamous Richard Belzer incident.

Fernando interviews Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. The jokes aren't good, but it's worth watching to see Hogan and T crack a little bit at a time until completely losing it towards the end.

The Rock's monologue with appearances by Triple H, Foley, Big Show and Vince.

What Up with That featuring a cameo by a happy, dancing Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Unfortunately, I can't find the clips for a lot of the great old school bits. The Rock as Nicotrel. Chris Farley as El Nino (with Jim Bruer as a really good Ric Flair). Bill Clinton greeting 800 wrestlers at the White House, which included Adam Sandler and Chris Farley in face paint, cutting 80's promos. The Hulk Hogan Talk Show.

rahum
Jun 21, 2004
happy ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsIkd_apfGU

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

That laugh :stare:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


:fella:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuILeN4mNrw

Trailer for a doc about Great Sasuke.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Hoodslam's Femmed Out. It's a thing of beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W5aTqstTck

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT8Svv_yDew

The :russo:est of early TNA womens' angles.

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!

Gavok posted:

It's the SNL 40th Anniversary Special tonight, so let's get some wrestling-based skits.

Hulk Hogan and Mr. T's monologue. This is the night before Wrestlemania and has them outright reference the infamous Richard Belzer incident.

Fernando interviews Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. The jokes aren't good, but it's worth watching to see Hogan and T crack a little bit at a time until completely losing it towards the end.

The Rock's monologue with appearances by Triple H, Foley, Big Show and Vince.

What Up with That featuring a cameo by a happy, dancing Jake "The Snake" Roberts.

Unfortunately, I can't find the clips for a lot of the great old school bits. The Rock as Nicotrel. Chris Farley as El Nino (with Jim Bruer as a really good Ric Flair). Bill Clinton greeting 800 wrestlers at the White House, which included Adam Sandler and Chris Farley in face paint, cutting 80's promos. The Hulk Hogan Talk Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afBRwugJFKM Yo soy El Nino.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Man, that What's Up With That skit was better when it was called Fly High Duluth, and even then it wasn't very good.

Best sketch comedy wrestling moment -



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Jon Stewart responds to Seth Rollins promo from Raw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER_sG8SVDSI

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJIzfghH5AI

Do not attempt to unmask Jushin Thunder Liger.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

If you've never seen one of those movies that the Big Three Luchadors starred in back in the black and white pictcha days, enjoy hilariously bad films, enjoy Godzilla tier kitchsy dubbing, or never saw this particular episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, I recommend enjoying this thing I enjoyed for the first time today, Samson vs The Vampire Women, aka Las Muerjas Vampiro starring the legendary El Santo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JODtALJ8fM

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

This made me laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G-VjT3AQxg

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!




I would say this is no laughing matter

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

The Croc posted:

I would say this is no laughing matter

Yeah, it isn't very humorous.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiDKW4U2HQU

quote:

KENTA and Toshiaki Kawada are siblings. A Marine about to embark on his fourth tour of duty, KENTA is a steadfast family man married to his high school sweetheart, Jun Akiyama, with whom he has two young daughters, Marufuji and Atsushi Aoki. The match opens with Kawada being released from jail for armed robbery, not long before KENTA departs for Afghanistan.

Soon news comes that KENTA's helicopter has crashed over the water, leaving him presumed dead. In reality, he and a hometown friend, Kenta Kobashi, have been taken prisoner in a mountain village. With KENTA "gone", Kawada attempts to redeem himself in the eyes of his family by wrangling old friends to help with kitchen repairs for Akiyama and the kids. Akiyama slowly sheds her previous resentment towards her brother-in-law.

As months pass, Akiyama and Kawada bond over their mutual mourning, culminating in a passionate fireside kiss. They regret it afterward, and do not take this attraction any further, though Kawada continues to win the favor of his nieces.

Meanwhile, KENTA and Kobashi are abused and tortured by militants, forced to make videotaped dismissals of the military and their mission, though only Kobashi cracks. The captors eventually deem him useless, and force KENTA at gunpoint to beat him to death with a lead pipe. Some time later, KENTA is rescued.

He returns home, clearly traumatized by his experience. He drifts through encounters in a cold, paranoid daze, and refuses to explain to his family what happened while he was in Afghanistan, and lies to Kobashi's widow that he does not know how Kobashi died. He also believes Kawada and Akiyama had a sexual relationship in his absence.

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
some mexican indie is doing a 4 vs 4 vs 4 teenage mutant ninja turtles feud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cR1A66Pac

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EINKP0pd3_s

My rear end is the best in the world!

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Spermgod posted:

some mexican indie is doing a 4 vs 4 vs 4 teenage mutant ninja turtles feud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6cR1A66Pac

Somewhere in his toolshed of solitude in Pennsylvania, Mike Quackenbush is watching this and is scrapping his booking plans for 2016.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Tessa Blanchard has a good wrestling theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgq3AAhGjek

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


DM Punk posted:

Tessa Blanchard has a good wrestling theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgq3AAhGjek

Let's hope that she shows up in NXT with this so that we can have multiple horsedaughters with gnarly remix themes.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Jay 2K Winger posted:

Somewhere in his toolshed of solitude in Pennsylvania, Mike Quackenbush is watching this and is scrapping his booking plans for 2016.

He's about 20 years too late.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1wolt2_jim-cornette-vs-cowabunga-smokey-mountain-wrestling-08-19-1993_sport

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
This is out next month:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur6XdaGNlTY

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

It's no Cool Dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CXZ7C_QxVI

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


Truly John Morrison has made it. Drop that Starship Pain on that small puppy dog Johnny! For all of us!

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