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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

q#4: how fast after i enlist can i rank up to officer and join delta force?

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
q#5: is the strategical advantage of a suppressor worth the reduced muzzle velocity? Also what is the best knife for stealth kills?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
q#6: What haxx does Haji use?

Follow up: Why not just use Punk Buster?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Q#7: why aren't you special forces

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
#8 Can you tell me in so many words why obummer is a certified kenyan muslim and how he stabbed are troops in the back

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Q#9 How early do I need to get to the airfield to camp the Blackhawk spawn?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
q#10 what color is the boat house at Hereford anyway?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
#11 how you do feel about a balanced breakfast?

http://i.imgur.com/1KmyzK7.gif

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Feb 19, 2015

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
That gif makes me happy.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Q#12: Would you describe your military experience as most similar to The Hurt Locker, or American Sniper?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Q.13 Did you know Chris Kyle? He's my hero.

Q.14 I have really good reflexes from playing CoD. How much will that help me in the sandbox?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Untagged posted:

#11 how you do feel about a balanced breakfast?



correct

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 20, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
TRIGGER WARNING: CLOWNS AND KIDDIE DIDDLERS AHEAD:

http://ksn.com/2015/02/19/louie-the-joyland-clown-found-in-sex-offenders-home/

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

What the

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
That clown must smell like dick.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
dude was free walking around for two years and change between being charged with kid diddling, and being sentenced for it.

the gently caress, why don't they prioritize poo poo like that so we can chuck kiddie fuckers in deep, dark holes faster than two loving years.

now that I think about it, even the ex's relative that was a kid diddler didn't get locked up for drat near two years also, and only got like 5 years. bitch should be sent to the darkest shithole prison in the country, but she's probably slaving away in a farm camp here in the south somewhere.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's a tremendous waste of taxpayer money, really. Why spend thousands of dollars and years of effort trying to "rehabilitate" those sick fucks when $0.25 worth of copper and lead solves the same problem?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
that's ultimately the best option.


the local sex offender in my neighborhood is a 50-something, bowl-cut sporting, Lloyd Christmas look-a-like probably on the legitimate mental level of Simple Jack. the walking epitome of kiddie dicker. there's no reason we should let people like that walk the earth.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

AGGH :derp:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

hate u

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

first thing that came to mind

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

DUNHAM'D

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

you son of a bitch

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

congrats i ranked up in homosexuality thanks to this image

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

would

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


permanent field eye

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
loving please, my ex-wife was fatter than that.


e: pretty sure shim can vouch, think I've shown him a fat wife picture. not lying when I say she outweighed me for a while. like, years.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Feb 20, 2015

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

loving please, my ex-wife was fatter than that.


e: pretty sure shim can vouch, think I've shown him a fat wife picture. not lying when I say she outweighed me for a while. like, years.

Enlisted.txt

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

Hot.
(If you're a 15th Century Florentine)

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

joat mon posted:

Hot.
(If you're a 15th Century Florentine)

I don't think that they were into slumped shoulders and witless dull faces.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of tits in the last few posts

http://i.imgur.com/uwMVvBa.jpg :nws:

:barf:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

probate that fucker i had a long day at work i didn't need that

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

probate that fucker i had a long day at work i didn't need that

N4I do the right thing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

look at these scrubs clicking every link they see

DUNHAM'D

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

serious lack of quality tits in the last few posts



:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/P8eenOR.gif
http://i.imgur.com/fHJxBh5.gif
http://i.imgur.com/Ilhfa1B.gif

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

look at these scrubs clicking every link they see

DUNHAM'D

What a buncha whiney faggots lol

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beanieson posted:

What a buncha whiney faggots lol

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i know rite

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PFcRLiDkY8

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Still not as good as the Cole probation novel.

You can do better, N4I.

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