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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
As this is in NZ how many hundred spectators can we expect?

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Dsmif
Sep 4, 2014

RideTheSpiral posted:

As this is in NZ how many hundred spectators can we expect?

At least 3.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

RideTheSpiral posted:

As this is in NZ how many hundred spectators can we expect?

I think the stadium may have a higher capacity than any English cricket grounds.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
I would say South African supporters (like myself) are pretty fun to troll but you will never be as good at trolling SA fans as the SA cricket team is.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


England have every chance of winning today.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004


Fails with the first question

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Airstream Driver posted:

I think the stadium may have a higher capacity than any English cricket grounds.


Would you say the facilities are world class?

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Ratios and Tendency posted:

England have every chance of winning today.

They're a top side full of superstars

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Madkal posted:

I would say South African supporters (like myself) are pretty fun to troll but you will never be as good at trolling SA fans as the SA cricket team is.


Arguably worse than Australians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8YgTaMyZRk

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


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I just want to see a good game of cricket between two good sides.

:allears:

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Airstream Driver posted:

I think the stadium may have a higher capacity than any English cricket grounds.

Multi-purpose stadiums are so small time.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

goatface posted:

I bet they don't play Hales.

Why would you when bell's smashing them

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Teddybear posted:

If I have a basic familiarity with cricket is the England/NZ game a good one to jump in on?

Yes. Cricket is a slow enough game that the game doesn't really matter.

This game will have activity in the thread to ask questions.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

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FYI this also works for any other sport, except rugby because that is a silly game for silly people.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
I love sports narratives and "constant English world cup failures" is a very good one indeed. You just need to call something a "world cup" and England will be awful at it. We should have called the last 300 years the colonialism world cup and saved the world a lot of heartache.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

just realised that according to this gary ballance wouldn't support england

explains a lot

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

IceAgeComing posted:

just realised that according to this gary ballance wouldn't support england

explains a lot

Ballance, a Zimbabwean, likely fulfills the first criterion.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Drugs posted:

I love sports narratives and "constant English world cup failures" is a very good one indeed. You just need to call something a "world cup" and England will be awful at it. We should have called the last 300 years the colonialism world cup and saved the world a lot of heartache.

But then there wouldn't be any cricket.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

England have won world cups in all the sports we care about (football, cricket, rugby, darts), and some we don't as well probably. Your insults roll off like water off a good English mallard duck's back.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Lionel Richie posted:

England have won world cups in all the sports we care about (cricket)

when?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Lionel Richie posted:

England have won world cups in all the sports we care about (football, cricket, rugby, darts), and some we don't as well probably. Your insults roll off like water off a good English mallard duck's back.

Since when has England won a CWC?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!


Womens clearly.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

The twenty20 world cup of course. The future. ODIs are a dying game.

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


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Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Lionel Richie posted:

Multi-purpose stadiums are so small time.

At least it's actually the right shape for cricket.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Lionel Richie posted:

The twenty20 world cup of course. The future. ODIs are a dying game.

we only talk about real cricket in here, not that poo poo

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
England should just use bodyline again.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Basically if you want to define cricket it's a load of countries who for various reasons are a bit insecure about their places as independent nations in the modern world. And England.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Lionel Richie posted:

Basically if you want to define cricket it's a load of countries who for various reasons are a bit insecure about their places as independent nations in the modern world. And England.

come on


scotland aren't independent

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
~it's coming home~

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

England are going to hit a rich vein of form this game. Calling it.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Oh good they're batting, I might be awake to see the whole thing

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
You're forgetting that you're not allowed to declare in one day cricket: even if England are 300/0 after ten overs they have to bat out all fifty

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


I hope Bondy has explained the concept of a good length to Milne since the Scotland match.

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

Been enjoying the World Cup so far but some of the finer points are still escaping me so I went and got a book called Cricket Explained. Going to sit and watch this match with the book and hopefully it helps.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
For some reason I keep thinking that both these teams are going to end up with a negative NRR by the end of this game.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Why does Nasser Hussein stand like such a retard?

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Eoin Morgan isn't singing the national anthem lads

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tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

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NZ anthem sounds like a vague ripoff of Hark The Herald Angels Sing.

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