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Aardmania posted:9 Chickweed Lane Can someone please remind me which of the two guys in the flashback is this old guy? I seriously have no idea at all which one he is, and the dialogue isn't giving me any clues either, because I don't know if he's supposed to be telling the truth and everybody in this strip has exactly the same speech mannerisms and AAAARGH gently caress THIS STRIP.
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Humanoid Female posted:Can someone please remind me which of the two guys in the flashback is this old guy? I seriously have no idea at all which one he is, and the dialogue isn't giving me any clues either, because I don't know if he's supposed to be telling the truth and everybody in this strip has exactly the same speech mannerisms and AAAARGH gently caress THIS STRIP. He's the blonde dude.
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Humanoid Female posted:Can someone please remind me which of the two guys in the flashback is this old guy? I seriously have no idea at all which one he is, and the dialogue isn't giving me any clues either, because I don't know if he's supposed to be telling the truth and everybody in this strip has exactly the same speech mannerisms and AAAARGH gently caress THIS STRIP. He's the guy with the rifle, and he's been lying throughout this whole goddamn mishmash of a story to make himself look better. This raises the question of why and how the story is being relayed solely through a guy who either wasn't present (this accounts for over 90% of the 15 months of meandering horseshit on display) or tells self-aggrandizing lies that make no actual sense and contribute nothing to the tale of Brain-Damaged Bill, i.e. what she is supposed to be actually loving trying to find out. But considering that Brooke has her still talking to this idiot hell geezer, odds are good that she'll come home somehow knowing the true story, or at least facts that she couldn't possibly know because he couldn't possibly know them either. Because why waste such a masterful story on an unreliable narrator??
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Third Murderer posted:Second comic: I hope Curly actually quits the ranch and takes this kid and the dorg in the background to go work in a machine shop. I'm only on board if their escort off of the ranch is a raggedy group of kids on a rickety raft. Pogo is totally into the dennis method. (February 21, 1957)  Peanuts: Year Two (April 10-12, 1952)    Super-Fun-Pak Comix 
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Phantom Classic  Radio Patrol  The Radio Patrol artist really was good at drawing a pissed-off lady. Mamie doesn't even have any lines today and my only reaction to reading this thing is "Ha! Look at Mamie! She wants to rip both their heads off." Rip Kirby  I thought for sure we were heading for Giggles agreeing to fork over the money if Eddie convinces his sister to agree to marry him. Looks like it's going to be at least a little more complicated than that. Big Ben Bolt 
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Dustin Hey kids, if you go to college you're a winner. There's totally not a good chance that you still end up living at home working minimum wage jobs and $50,000 in debt. Bleeker  "Are you kidding? It's the next best thing to the singularity!" On the Fastrack  No Android allowed I guess. Safe Havens  "Do you know how many of your close friends and family I tortured as they begged for mercy and then devoured?"
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Aardmania posted:Judge Parker My first thought was that there was no way anything as interesting as an explosion was going to happen in Judge Parker, but then I remembered the whole thing with the mercenaries in the jungle and now I'm slightly optimistic.
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Midnight Moth posted:Safe Havens Oh God, he's setting these two up for a romantic subplot, isn't he? Kill me now. 
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Tina's Groove Family Circus  Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Mother Goose & Grimm  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Dilbert 
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F Minus Mary Worth  . Rex Morgan MD  "Please don't hit me again, Mrs. P!"
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvyR5CR6-1A
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Manuel Calavera posted:
I don't follow this comic but can I safely assume that that woman is a really lazy spinster stereotype, what with her crankiness towards children and middle of the day glass of wine in hand out in public?
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FIRST TIME posted:I don't follow this comic but can I safely assume that that woman is a really lazy spinster stereotype, what with her crankiness towards children and middle of the day glass of wine in hand out in public? I've never seen her before so I cant speak of her marital status let's zoom in on her hand to try and see a wedding band.
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Julet Esqu posted:Rip Kirby I'm guessing that he'll get the brother arrested, and then try to marry the sister. Other alternatives: blackmail or murder. Giggles is a pretty sick man.
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Well, to be fair, Jane is the central character of the comic, so it only seems correct that she be featured, and spotlighted lots. And Paige is totes lesbian, married, and also controls the doings of all of Charles Shultz's "Peanuts" stuff. She's also gotten really good at the Peanuts artwork. How, or if she has plans for that, I have no idea. I don't remember the "dream thing", but I guess we'll find out soon enough. At least she moves her stuff along faster than 9 Chickweed Lane. Anyway, witness Jane's display of raw courage in today's Jane's World  Non Sequitur  Ok, I laughed at Joe's final line. Phoebe and Her Unicorn   Kliban  I've used Fig 5 before, but the standard fist pump (not pictured) is my go to when "poo poo actually works right the first time, and as advertised" expression. 9 Chickweed Lane 2/20/2004  gently caress. I totally laughed at that. But, it's typical Brooke to specify "on the lips". That's a little weird I guess. Zits  Ok, everybody's sick. Tomorrow's Saturday, so lets do something different guys. Ok? Kevin & Kell  Doesn't Rudy handle Easter? God, why do I care. e: Sized Nemi down a notch. Table breakage imminent.  Aw, Nemi...
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Zits Jeez, are all these people immune-compromised?
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Cul-de-sac creeps you out The Creeps grosses you out  Poptropica fixes you a snack  Heathcliff gets in your face 
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
Wendell elbowed his way into the Easter gig on the grounds that he's an actual rabbit and therefore more naturally suited for Easter Bunny duties.
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Monty Mike du Jour  Intelligent Life  Retail 
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The Dinette Set mingles. Working Daze fails to resolve anything with the Steve Jobs thing. 
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Indolent Bastard posted:Mike du Jour Fetish Category: Stereotypical Bank Robber Outfit Porn
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze fails to resolve anything with the Steve Jobs thing.  ? You just up and not finish the Christmas Carol theme? At all? Just loving drop it? Seriously? This guy's a train wreck as a cartoonist.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze fails to resolve anything with the Steve Jobs thing.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:
Zakour's amazing because he seems utterly incapable or writing an ending to anything. Even with his sci-fi noir thing there was never any resolution to anything that happened.
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In the land of the Blind Comix, the man with one eye is king. Pooch Café  Just leave the room, Chazz. Nothing productive ever comes from reasoning with a dog. Ballard Street  They just need a handler, that's all.
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RandomFerret posted:Ballard Street
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Emmy Lou Mandrake the Magician  The Phantom 
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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician Tomorrow: BABIES
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Today's Skippy is dedicated to Third Murderer, who was going on about kids getting groceries by themselves yesterday. (December 23, 1927) Peanuts, in which Lucy learns the wrong lesson from "choose your fights". (February 23, 1968)  Funky Winkerbean  EMU: You're Going To Be Paying Student Loan Interest Forever. Popeye  I have to ask: Does this ungenie actually have any powers, or is Pappy just that suggestible? Rip Haywire  Out Our Way (September 1-2, 1926)  Ah, nostalgia for beating the crap out of children.  
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This isn't funny! This isn't funny at all! 
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou
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This makes me want to go to my local historical society to find those obituaries from that time where people died by getting wrapped up in machinery like that (and there are a lot of them.)
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Reply All Pearls Before Swine  Pros & Cons  Wow, for the first time I think Pearls Before Swine's update is the best of the three comics I'm posting.
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean These recruiters must be on their last day.
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ZeeToo posted:Reply All Why is Reply All woman dating Zed from DbD?
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou This is unintentionally awesome.
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Command Ant posted:This isn't funny! This isn't funny at all! Also why you should never wear gloves around any kind of rapidly spinning piece of machine equipment. Cue links to degloving videos. No don't. I'M NOT KIDDING, SERIOUSLY, DON'T! Here, look at this Gelé instead! 
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou Oh, honey!
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