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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
hipster survivalists are the worst.

i just wait out a natural disaster and hoard MREs once the guard gets sent down here. one of the big advantages of living in a city that periodically gets wiped clean :krakken:

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Or have mormon family that give you 50lbs of wheat for Christmas every year.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
if the balloon ever goes up, im going evil bandit raider status instantly. ill survive off of stupid prepper caches after ive slaughtered their family or die in the attempt :black101:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if the balloon ever goes up, im going evil bandit raider status instantly. ill survive off of stupid prepper caches after ive slaughtered their family or die in the attempt :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Start with The Rat's, I hear he doesn't have any sort of defenses.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
nah me n the rat can team up and be a scourge of the eastern plains

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

if the balloon ever goes up, im going evil bandit raider status instantly. ill survive off of stupid prepper caches after ive slaughtered their family or die in the attempt :black101:

I've decided I'll go full-cannibal before my stash of dry-beans and brown rice goes bye bye.
I'm pretty good with a smoker and with a good rub and a nice slow smoke the worst cut of meat can be delicious.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

nah me n the rat can team up and be a scourge of the eastern plains

Are you kidding? Straight west to Boulder first. Easy pickings. And since they all eat non-GMO organic and all that, the long pig meat will be high quality.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:yikes:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

That's you on every page these days

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I blame winter madness.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
It's called PTSD.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I blame winter madness.
Weeks of -40 temperatures will do that to a man forcing them to go mad with cravings for man flesh.

SWEET SWEET MAN FLESH!

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I blame winter madness.

I think you just like having people watch you bound through every door like it was your good old safe closet all over again, further jet fuel doesn'...

:colbert:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

When the end comes I'm going to start walking North until I freeze.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

that or go underground and start a cult to manipulate the raiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
My hike on the AT is just training for the quickening, but that's p. obv. :rolleyes:

And nothing is going to make the quickening happen faster than airborne/waterborne/sporidial drug resistant highly mutagenic Flaidsbolaria sickle cell that's being made in that Swaziland bathouse I mentioned above.

If we're lucky dogs will inherit the earth. If not, cats. If there is no god though it will come down to jews and crocodiles, and I know for a fact those scaley shits ain't got our double lesge accounting systems yet, bitch. And yeah I'm talking about the heeb's. :rolleyes:

Just us and the roaches in the end, and yes, there's a difference. Subtle though it may be. :colbert:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0FzglQOPgA

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Bravo Zulu on producing two years worth of food that no one wants to eat. Perhaps there is a market in the hipster survivalist community for small batch, locally sourced MREs.

Trip report, Quinoa and Lamb Goulash MRE: Sub-par and probably not grass fed.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVrYbKBrI7o

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you



rip ghostbones

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XlH7as17tc

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Crossposting

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





what happened to the goinpiss christmas thread
i can't find it in goldmine

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Two Finger posted:

what happened to the goinpiss christmas thread
i can't find it in goldmine

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3682064

terrez
Mar 20, 2012

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Can somebody explain the joke about the Delta workout at 3:25?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Can somebody explain the joke about the Delta workout at 3:25?

What is Delta?

:shh: or whatever that emote is

Cole fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Feb 22, 2015

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Operator workout video isn't funny. And it's way too long.

Needs to be shorter.

And funny.


I'd Peter P(o)rk(h)er

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

"Combat Applications Group" or whatever the cool guys want to call themselves now. All we know is the mild mannered dude on the far right of this photo could wreck your poo poo.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


That game was rad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsxzwZz8WU

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

"Combat Applications Group" or whatever the cool guys want to call themselves now. All we know is the mild mannered dude on the far right of this photo could wreck your poo poo.



That's the Rick Moranis delta force dude.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

holocaust bloopers posted:

That's the Rick Moranis delta force dude.

That's why I posted it :ssh:

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

That's the Rick Moranis delta force dude.


He did survive!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Can somebody explain the joke about the Delta workout at 3:25?

Dude threw it so high it's coming down after his workout finished? :shrug:

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011


When we bought a cardboard box full of snes games from a small video rental place that was one of the games in there. That game was cool as hell.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

five days

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Spoilers I guess.
http://i.imgur.com/A2VZob6.gif

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


She was a real hit with underground reporting.

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