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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
This is the scene that justifies some of the bullshit Rossieu did in my mind

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
This is the episode designed for everybody who has been hating Rossiu for the past string of episodes.



e: Heh, "Your god is a lie LOL"

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Your bible is a prank. Lol.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
thanks r/atheism

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Your religion is a joke old man

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Kinon you just got friendzoned.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


spoon0042 posted:

thanks r/atheism

*Tips fedora*

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
yeeeeeeesssssss

doooooo it

become an hero

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Rossiu?




DON'T DO IT ROSSIU

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

rossiu can't even kill himself properly smh

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
you're a stupid fuckup, Ross

you never amounted to anything, Ross

do it Ross

prove that you can do something right, Ross

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


And if you really believe Rossiu will succeed in killing himself, you're dumber than he is.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Argus Zant posted:

you're a stupid fuckup, Ross

you never amounted to anything, Ross

do it Ross

prove that you can do something right, Ross

dude what the gently caress?


Even Rossiu was awesome once

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Maleketh posted:

And if you really believe Rossiu will succeed in killing himself, you're dumber than he is.

harsh

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?



But fair.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Maleketh posted:

And if you really believe Rossiu will succeed in killing himself, you're dumber than he is.

Who the hell do you think you are, coming out here and knocking a man just for having hope? You some kinda anti-spiral or somethin'?

dbzfandiego
Sep 17, 2011
I like Rossiu he just cant lighten up.

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Argus Zant posted:

Who the hell do you think you are, coming out here and knocking a man just for having hope? You some kinda anti-spiral or somethin'?

Hope and belief aren't the same things. You can hope for something without really believing it will come to pass.

Alternatively: Yes.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Here they go, breaking reality again

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
DO IT

DO IT, YOU FUCKER

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
the what now?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


gently caress space, we gonna teleport!

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
GRIT THOSE TEETH MOTHERFUCKER

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Let's see you grit those teeth

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

gently caress SPACE AND TIME, I GOTTA PUNCH MY DUMB rear end FRIEND IN THE FACE!

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Argus Zant posted:

DO IT

DO IT, YOU FUCKER


nah son

LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

:siren: SIMON LITERALLY INVENTED TELEPORTATION TO PUNCH ROSSIU IN THE FACE :siren:

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


drat, I totally forgot about this scene. So good. :allears:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Simoun punched him so hard his ponytail came undone

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

well he's dead now, simon

Postal Parcel posted:

Simoun punched him so hard his ponytail came undone

Rossiu later changed his name to satsuki kiryuin

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This scene is infinitely worse in the movie because Kinon just slaps him.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Rossiu your girlfriend is sad, don't make her sad.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I did remember this scene, and that's why I was light on Rossieu

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
how loving DARE you sit in that seat

how loving DARE you- YOU amoungst all others- sit where he once sat

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
buckaroo banzai poo poo

it's a ring, sure.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
The universe was sealed in the wedding ring

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Argus Zant posted:

how loving DARE you sit in that seat

how loving DARE you- YOU amoungst all others- sit where he once sat

He got naked, he deserves it.

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Kwyndig posted:

Rossiu your girlfriend is sad, don't make her sad.

nearly kills himself and then calls her fat, classic negs

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

spoon0042 posted:

buckaroo banzai poo poo

it's a ring, sure.
If they had Jeff Goldblum in a cowboy outfit they would have beaten the Anti-Spirals a long time ago

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Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
IF YOU HAVE FIGHTINGU SPIRTU YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

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