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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Nckdictator posted:

Lets get some more terrible government buildings






These are... not terrible? Especially the first one :confused: Maybe there is something architecture nerds will pick up on that I'm not seeing but these are both pretty nice imo.

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

that's cool as poo poo and supremely evil
I wish the nazis had been able to build their doom fortress

I think a dome that large is impossible to build even today.







Also, here have some unbuilt American buildings.









quote:

The Beacon was a towering monument intended for the site in Chicago, Illinois of the Columbian Exposition of 1893. Despradelle designed the Beacon to represent the founding of America, and so it consisted of thirteen obelisks which he said represented the original thirteen colonies. The group of obelisks merged to form a single spire soaring 1,500 feet (approximately 457 metres) above Chicago. This is similar to the height of the Sears Tower, built in the city in 1973.

The Beacon would also represent the future with its benefits to be drawn from "technological leaps forward" in the approaching century. At the apex was to be a brilliant beacon of light with a figurative sculpture called Spirit of Progress to embody what Despradelle called the upward-looking Christian in America. The figure would face Lake Michigan as a monument to the genius of the people and to the dominant feature of their life.









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The National American Indian Memorial was a proposed monument to American Indians to be erected on a bluff overlooking the Narrows, the main entrance to New York Harbor. The major part of the memorial was to be a 165-foot-tall (50 m) statue of a representative American Indian warrior atop a substantial foundation building housing a museum of native cultures, similar in scale to the Statue of Liberty several miles to the north. Ground was broken to begin construction in 1913 but the project was never completed and no physical trace remains today...


On George Washington’s Birthday (Feb. 22, 1913), President Taft attended the dedication ceremony, which was to be his last trip as President. Taft used a silver tipped spade to break ground which was followed by Wooden Leg, a Cheyenne Chief, who “hacked at the soil” with a stone ax which had been discovered on Stated Island some 30 years previously. According to the New York Times, the ax-head was thought to have “been in use before Caesar crossed the Rubicon.” Amongst the dignitaries and press there on that rainy day were over thirty Indian chiefs representing fifteen tribes, including Chief Two Moons, a Northern Cheyenne who fought at Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Dr. George Federick Kunz, the president of the American Scenic and Historical Preservation Society, had a special treat for those present at the ceremony. He had convinced Director Robert of the Mint to make the ground breaking the occasion for distributing the new nickel, which bore an Indian head on one side and a buffalo on the other. The first of these coins was given to President Taft and then to the remainder of the guests. It was said that the American Indian depicted on the coin could have been any of the 32 chiefs present at the ceremony.

Sadly, this grand monument was to be never more than a pipe dream. Wanamaker went from being the funder to the fundraiser, Daniel Chester French left to work on other projects, and the First World War turned people’s attentions away from such follies. Even the bronze tablet which had been erected during the ground breaking ceremony vanished decades ago.







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In 1963, the Defense Department proposed a solution: the Deep Underground Command Center, or DUCC.

Studies of a DUCC had been percolating since at least 1962. But it was in 1963 that the proposal reached the president's desk, with the approval of both Secretary of Defense McNamara and Secretary of State Dean Rusk. The DUCC would be a capsule buried 3,500 feet under the Pentagon. Two versions were proposed, a “Moderate” version offering space for 300 people, and an “Austere” version with space for 50, and which could be expanded to the Moderate version if necessary. Elevators would descend from the White House, Pentagon, and State Department to the facility depth, where horizontal tunnels would lead to the capsule.

Officials could descend to the DUCC without leaving their buildings, so there would be no external signs of evacuation – the president could take shelter without the political consequences of visibly leaving Washington, D. C. It was even suggested that officials on the presidential succession list might spend one day a week in the DUCC. That way, no matter what, at least one successor would survive, and be in a position to quickly reestablish control of the military.

It was claimed that the system could withstand multiple direct hits by 200 to 300 megaton nuclear weapons, or by 100 megaton weapons that penetrated to a 70 to 100 foot depth. For comparison's sake, the largest nuclear weapon ever detonated had a yield of about 50 megaton, and the largest ever produced in numbers was about 25 megatons. But, in the early 60s, nuclear weapon yields had been steadily growing since their introduction, and 300 megatons seemed like a pessimistic but reasonable extrapolation of Soviet capabilities in the early 70s.

Few details are available on the capsule itself, but some extrapolation is possible based on Army engineering manuals and similar but less extreme facilities. We know the austere version would offer only 5,000 square feet of space, equivalent to a 10' x 10' square for each occupant. The moderate version would be slightly better at 50,000 square feet, or a 13' x 13' square per occupant. The occupied area would be contained within a larger chamber of double the area, and would probably be mounted on gigantic springs to ride out ground shock, which would be the main threat to the system.

It would be theoretically possible to blast out enough dirt to physically breach the DUCC. But a 300 megaton weapon digs only a 967 foot deep crater in granite, requiring four such bombs landing precisely on top of each other to dig out a breach. This sort of accuracy would be difficult even for modern ballistic missiles, although not impossible.

The main damaging mechanism would be the shock wave that is generated in the rock, which would act similarly to an earthquake. Ground shock could directly injure or kill the DUCC's occupants – hence the springs – or it could cause spalling, in which fragments of the chamber roof fall off. To prevent this, the tunnels would probably be lined with cast iron or even stronger materials.

Supplies would be stashed in the capsule for 30 days of “buttoned-up” occupancy, which would hopefully be enough time for surface radiation to cool to survivable levels. Although the main elevator access shafts would probably be collapsed by bombing, multiple tunnels would provide hardened exits outside the likely attack area. In addition, unspecified “hardened communications” would be provided.

In the event of a missile warning, the president and other key officials would reach the protected depths via elevator in only ten minutes, and the capsule in another five. This would be ten minutes less than the time to reach safe distance aboard NEACP. Nonetheless, the Joint Chiefs of Staff were, at best, unenthusiastic about the plan.

In the view of the JCS, the main failing of the DUCC was that it was simply too small. Even the moderate version did not have enough space for an adequate staff. While the president might survive, he would not have the personnel with him to properly analyze the situation and disseminate orders. The JCS estimated that, of the 300 people that could be crammed into the moderate DUCC, at least 175 slots would be filled with personnel for maintenance, communications, housekeeping, and otherwise just keeping the shelter running. The JCS themselves would require a staff of 50 to execute orders received from the president. That left only 75 slots for the president, his advisors, and civilian personnel from the Defense Department, State Department, and other key organizations.




Nckdictator fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Feb 22, 2015

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Is that a Babylonian temple is suburbia?



I drive by this place a few times a month taking my daughter to play with her cousin. It's actually kind of a cool looking building but the color it's painted is horrible. That pic doesn't do it justice, it is the most sickly, pale, ugly yellow you can imagine.

Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!

Welcome to City 17.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

the talent deficit posted:

here, have some motherfucking arthur erickson





eppich house and graham house, featured in innumerable bad television series shot in vancouver



the grossest building in downtown vancouver and also in whatever the city in caprica was called



ubc's museum of anthropology and also the ugliest building in any show it's appeared on



the law courts in vancouver and probably in xmen or fantastic four or something. this is the INSIDE



this is the outside



this was the fbi headquarters in early seasons of the x-files



starbuck lived here!

Thank you that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

thathonkey posted:

These are... not terrible? Especially the first one :confused: Maybe there is something architecture nerds will pick up on that I'm not seeing but these are both pretty nice imo.


The first isn't that bad. I like it. The problem is when you realize what looks like a 19th century palace was actually built in the 1980's by a power-mad dictator.

quote:

Construction on the grandiose project began in the early 1980s, when food rationing and power cuts were common. Some 9,000 homes were demolished, residents were given just days to vacate their homes, churches and synagogues were razed or moved, and two mountains of marble were hacked down for the 84-meter (275-foot) high palace to be built.

The second is part of the "Skopje 2014" project.

quote:

Skopje 2014 (Macedonian: Скопје 2014) is a project financed by the Government of the Republic of Macedonia, with the main ideology being based on that of the ruling party VMRO-DPMNE, with the purpose of giving the capital Skopje a more classical appeal by the year 2014. The project, officially announced in 2010, consists mainly of the construction of museums and government buildings, as well as the erection of monuments depicting historical figures from the region of Macedonia.

The project has been criticized for constructing nationalistic historicist kitsch. Skopje 2014 has also generated controversy for its cost, for which estimates range from 80 to 500 million euros

It looks cheap, It's like someone decided to hire Vegas hotel designers to build government offices out of the cheapest material they could find. I love classical architecture but this stuff is just gaudy.





Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

I Greyhound posted:

Los Angeles PBS host Hewell Howser lived in this 70's throwback before he passed away.


....

But it's on the top of an extinct volcano!


This dude gets points for building an actual volcano lair.


Nckdictator posted:

...It was claimed that the system could withstand multiple direct hits by 200 to 300 megaton nuclear weapons...

:stare: That is a quarter of a billion tons of TNT.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Bluemillion posted:

This dude gets points for building an actual volcano lair.


:stare: That is a quarter of a billion tons of TNT.

http://atomic-skies.blogspot.com/2012/07/the-nations-cockpit.html

Read more here, it's really fascinating stuff.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Bluemillion posted:

:stare: That is a quarter of a billion tons of TNT.

Cold War was a pretty hosed up time.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nm

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Noggin Monkey posted:

Houston. Their building boom is going crazy right now.

There's this



It's a house.

There was originally grass growing on those slanted roof panels but they're too steep so it all fell off the first time it rained.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Honestly, bad architecture in houston is just millions of lovely, boring townhouses built as quickly as possible where poor black people used to live.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Procopius posted:


XVIII. HOW JUSTINIAN KILLED A TRILLION PEOPLE

THAT Justinian was not a man, but a demon, as I have said, in human form, one might prove by considering the enormity of the evils he brought upon mankind. For in the monstrousness of his actions the power of a fiend is manifest. Certainly an accurate reckoning of all those whom he destroyed would be impossible, I think, for anyone but God to make. Sooner could one number, I fancy, the sands of the sea than the men this Emperor murdered. Examining the countries that he made desolate of inhabitants, I would say he slew a trillion people.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Nckdictator posted:

Lets get some more terrible government buildings

what is wrong with them? they aren't windowless, unornamented made out of mildew stained concrete or full of useless spaces

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

boom boom boom posted:

There's this



It's a house.

There was originally grass growing on those slanted roof panels but they're too steep so it all fell off the first time it rained.

That appears to be a standing seam metal panel roof, which would be totally unsuitable for turf. Green roof construction has actually gotten much more technically savvy these last few years; it was a small project, but we did the sloped grass panels on the James Turrell installation on Rice's campus.

Making it work is much harder than you would think.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I Greyhound posted:

Los Angeles PBS host Hewell Howser lived in this 70's throwback before he passed away.


....

But it's on the top of an extinct volcano!


Wasn't this where part of Diamonds Are Forever was shot?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Wasn't this where part of Diamonds Are Forever was shot?

nipple mountain?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Koyaanisqatsi owns. What's with Canada and brutalism? Too many architects buying Rush albums in the 70s?

We live lives of quiet desperation. Snow on the ground 6 months of the year. Due to politeness we can only express our existential dread through terrible architecture.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
This is Central Connecticut State University's student center.





All the architecturebux went to UConn.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Nckdictator posted:


Also, here have some unbuilt American buildings.










:stare:

I am so disappointed that it wasn't built. We could have had some giant granite obelisk looming over Chicago looking like some dark temple.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Volcott posted:

This is Central Connecticut State University's student center.





All the architecturebux went to UConn.

Looking at it makes me kinda dizzy.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Expected that to end on a 'Your Mom' joke.


My home town has some really awful 60s art deco stuff.

Dental School.



Their lecture theatre.

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

This is cool, in an MC Escher way.



it must be hard to label/find rooms in this thing

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




never trust an elf posted:

it must be hard to label/find rooms in this thing

Imagine being the pizza man. :stare:


Or what if you live in unit 1308, your your buddy lives in 1325. If you want to visit him, how do you get there?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I see all these flat surfaces on that thing, and not a single one seems accessible. That one you drew a line over looks big enough for a little park. Put up a few fences and you're set.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
that native american monument looks boss

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Nckdictator posted:

Also, unbuilt Nazi buildings that would have collapsed if they tried to build.

I thought the Volkshalle wouldn't so much collapse as sink into a swamp?
They built a concrete block to test if the ground could hold the building, after a few years it turned out it couldn't but Hitler said build it anyway. By then of course their resources were limited to making maquettes and Speer was too busy with the whole "keeping war production going" thing.

It also would have a internal weather system, the water vapour from the 50 000 people in the main hall breathing and sweating condensates on top of the dome and rains back down on the assembled volk of Germania.

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced

My brain cannot even process this as a 3D object. It's like a picasso painting.


It's like a cancerous growth is overtaking the building. Or maybe a future building got time-transported and re-materialized in the old, like the Philadelphia Experiment.


lol at the space-age 60's/70's chairs


It's very progressive of them to admit ghosts. There aren't many schools in this country that are spectre-friendly.

This looks like one of those designs for a marker to warn future civilizations about a nuclear waste site. Really.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Procopius was such a giant whining bitch lol.

Also does it just look cheap (too bright) because it's new?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

ZeusCannon posted:

I realize this makes me a bad person with bad opinions but I think I like most of those. I enjoy the repeated shapes vibe going on.

agreed, also the UBC anthropology building he was so pissed off about is a super cool building a really good museum.

e: also let me introduce you to manchester's (england) two shopping centres the arndale which was so ugly that it actually improved after the IRA blew up half of it (improved half now shown)



And the Trafford centre which the is nightmarish apotheosis of people who don't understand neo-classicism or the phrase "less is more"




(just in case that isn't clear the second picture is the food hall which is designed to look like the foredeck of the titanic)

Manchester is a really cool city for architecture though because it was nearly all built from about 1850 on and contains just about every style of architecture possible.

a pipe smoking dog fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 22, 2015

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive
Chile's Salvador Allende tbuilt a socialist proto-internet in the early 70s for organizing and optimizing industrial production and the national economy, through a system of distributed telex terminals linked to a control room with a mainframe running economic simulators. and the control room owned

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ambrose Burnside posted:

Chile's Salvador Allende tbuilt a socialist proto-internet in the early 70s for organizing and optimizing industrial production and the national economy, through a system of distributed telex terminals linked to a control room with a mainframe running economic simulators. and the control room owned


Shields up! Lock on phasers!

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
House on the Rock deserves to be re-mentioned because no one really talked about whats inside. Like yeah, I guess it's interesting from an architectural stand point but if you bring your kids there it's something they never forget and it feels like it takes a whole day to see everything and is a mixture of strange/creepy and ridiculous.

Not to mention the story about Frank Lloyd Wright is most likely just fanciful marketing stories made up by Alex Jordan.




Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004


National Library of Belarus

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


a pipe smoking dog posted:



designed to look like the foredeck of the titanic

God that's tacky. The general decor is tacky enough, but to go "hey let's make it look like the Titanic" takes it to a whole new level.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Demonachizer posted:



National Library of Belarus

looks like a cool building it's a shame they put that gaudy LED dradle contraption on top. maybe it looks better during the daytime?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Beetham Tower manchester, sometimes called the playstation tower (for sort of obvious reasons). It sticks out like a sore thumb, you can see it from miles away and when it's windy it makes a weird moaning whistle that you can hear right across the city centre.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOzegnHg1g

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

a pipe smoking dog posted:

agreed, also the UBC anthropology building he was so pissed off about is a super cool building a really good museum.

e: also let me introduce you to manchester's (england) two shopping centres the arndale which was so ugly that it actually improved after the IRA blew up half of it (improved half now shown)



And the Trafford centre which the is nightmarish apotheosis of people who don't understand neo-classicism or the phrase "less is more"




(just in case that isn't clear the second picture is the food hall which is designed to look like the foredeck of the titanic)

Manchester is a really cool city for architecture though because it was nearly all built from about 1850 on and contains just about every style of architecture possible.

How could you do Manchester without mentioning Urbis or the Beetham Tower?

Urbis:


Beetham:


E: instantly beaten

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

FreakerByTheSpeaker posted:

Have any of you ever lived in a place like this? I always wondered how the hell you give people directions to your house, or find it when you're walking home from the bar after one too many.

Places like that honestly fill me with dread. There's a place near Nashville that has row, after row, after row, after row of absolutely identical poo poo looking houses that I'm sure it would take months for me to figure out which one was mine without staring at the house numbers that were in a really lovely location that I would hate to rely on for an ambulance to find were there an emergency. I'm going to try and find it and get back to you.

I had a friend who got super drunk one night and tried to walk home. He became disoriented and went to the wrong house, which happened to not have locked doors because :canada:.

Anyway, the couple there were really nice and he spent the night on their couch and brought him water and ignored his yelling for his girlfriend throughout the night.

He thanked them and left in the morning.

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snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
drat the UK sux at 20th century architecture

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