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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Did you show the cop your action shots that you took while driving

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
ive been in a few accidents and i normally ask if theyre alright first. when i got out and saw a mexican behind the wheel i inadvertently asked if she had insurance first

Cole posted:

Did you show the cop your action shots that you took while driving


the gently caress would i wait for hours in a blizzard for a cop to come look at some scuffs in my bumper you dildo?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
it's what you get for driving a chick car like a g35 tho

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

krispykremessuck posted:

it's what you get for driving a chick car like a g35 tho

what an odd opinion

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nope, G35 is def a chick car.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
No, a VW Bug is a chicks car.

A G35 is nowhere near a VW Bug.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


krispykremessuck posted:

it's what you get for driving a chick car like a g35 tho

G35 is a pretty sweet lookin ride, but then again, apparently I am the only male on earth driving an Impreza 2.5L non-turbo hatch sooooo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

SquirrelyPSU posted:

G35 is a pretty sweet lookin ride, but then again, apparently I am the only male on earth driving an Impreza 2.5L non-turbo hatch sooooo
No, you're not. I had a non-turbo Impreza wagon before I had a WRX wagon. That car was a champ.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
lmbo black sails is now about butt pirates, and has been all along with no one knowing

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

is Brooklyn Nine-Nine worth watching at all

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Hit/miss at best. If you like andy samberg, you'll probably like it. I'd dare say I'm surprised fox hasn't killed it yet.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

SquirrelyPSU posted:

G35 is a pretty sweet lookin ride, but then again, apparently I am the only male on earth driving an Impreza 2.5L non-turbo hatch sooooo

what does your lesbian life partner think of it?

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008
I live in a neighborhood that has a shitton of younger gay and lesbian professionals, and half of the cars in this town are Subarus. I was going to get a Jeep next but I am seriously considering getting a Xv instead:gay:.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
the only non-gay subarus are non-wagon turbos and I guess the brz


but if you need to cart your kitchen canister collection and ikea furniture around plus an ugly sharpei, buy the wagon :gay:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I just realized I haven't driven a loving vehicle in almost a year.

:stare:

drat. Guess I should sell the car. Should def start throwing gas money at people too.

It's easier than I thought it would be to just never drive again.

Then again, I live in a truly walkable city even tho it's pure white suburbistan. Fortunate enough there since walkable cities in the south are so loving rare anymore.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Probably closer to six months, dude. Wind-whipped moving truck wasn't that far back.


Time dilation is a oval office.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I haven't driven a car since maybe late 2013? I can't remember.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Somebody said wagon.





krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
I'll give the loyale credit because I've seen what those monsters can do, but if you're shopping for an impreza wagon or legacy wagon, just step out of the closet and get the forester, or tribeca

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Not shopping for an Impreza wagon. Already own one. Have owned two. :getin:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Not shopping for an Impreza wagon. Already own one. Have owned two. :getin:

gross

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
just get the car you like :shrug:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


:shlick:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The nice thing about Subaru owners is they advertise that a retard is behind the wheel

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The nice thing about Subaru owners is they advertise that a retard is behind the wheel

even if they got an '06 Forester with full maintenance history for like half blue book value from a relative who never drove it?

asking for a friend

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Spicy Guacamole posted:

The Fiesta is just as tiny as a BRZ, with only a little more room in the back. You can't fit poo poo in it. If you want a car that is both sporty and has real utility, a WRX is a very good option. Yes, it costs more than a Fiesta. You get what you pay for.

I have used both. Guess which one I own.

Same except I have an FRS and I wish I had a WRX again.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

please just buy a truck and be the veteran this country needs.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Probably closer to six months, dude. Wind-whipped moving truck wasn't that far back.


Time dilation is a oval office.

Huh, your right, that was in November wasn't it?

Time. Has. Dialated. We gotta get on the trail. :350:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I got a tattoo with my tax return. Thanx Obama. Now I can be cool

Edit ?????

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I got a tattoo with my tax return. Thanx Obama. Now I can be cool

Edit ?????

good job

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I got a tattoo with my tax return. Thanx Obama. Now I can be cool

Edit ?????

what'd you get? a big green weenie?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

what'd you get? a big green weenie?

leading right to my butthole

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
right where uncle sam likes it

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the dad farm posted:

please just buy a truck and be the veteran this country needs.

my car gets 15 mpg so im doing my part :patriot:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

what'd you get? a big green weenie?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I hate that now that the semester is underway people are actually using the library. It's 8:30 on a Sunday night, gently caress off somewhere else, this is my safe space.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I got a tattoo with my tax return. Thanx Obama. Now I can be cool

Edit ?????

did you get more goku

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Casimir Radon posted:

I hate that now that the semester is underway people are actually using the library. It's 8:30 on a Sunday night, gently caress off somewhere else, this is my safe space.

Hey there shipmate their are programs to place you into housing. You dont have to live at the library anymore, filling the stacks with ball stink and creeping out all the coeds

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Kawasaki Nun posted:

Hey there shipmate their are programs to place you into housing. You dont have to live at the library anymore, filling the stacks with ball stink and creeping out all the coeds
It's not satisfying when I rub my dick on my own things.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

It's not satisfying when I rub my dick on my own things.

i was gonna ask how many times youve beaten it in the stacks but look at you taking the wind out of my sails

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