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There's no way in hell I'd touch a library copy of Twilight. 
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Feb 22, 2015 02:29
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What am I supposed to be seeing in this photo? 
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Feb 22, 2015 02:56
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Feb 22, 2015 03:01
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Bluemillion posted:There's no way in hell I'd touch a library copy of Twilight. That's bad but think of the horrors the library copy of 50 shades of gray has seen.
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Feb 22, 2015 04:59
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When I was a kid, I'd check out a lot of photo and art books from the library.
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Feb 22, 2015 05:09
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I'd check out CDs and rip them to Windows Media Player 
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Feb 22, 2015 06:35
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Haruharuharuko posted:That's bad but think of the horrors the library copy of 50 shades of gray has seen. http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/11/herpes-found-librarys-50-shades-of-grey-copy.html New York Magazine posted:Belgian truth-seekers thought to examine the ten most-borrowed books from the Antwerp library using bacteriology and toxicology tests. All ten of the books were found to contain cocaine traces. And Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotica juggernaut, tested positive for the herpes virus.
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Feb 22, 2015 10:14
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/11/herpes-found-librarys-50-shades-of-grey-copy.html AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Honey I need to tell you something. I got myself tested and..."
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Feb 22, 2015 10:38
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/11/herpes-found-librarys-50-shades-of-grey-copy.html Ya know, sometimes being right just ain't worth it. 
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Feb 22, 2015 10:41
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Would you also like to know that human keratin is the most common protein in the entire world from idiot researchers not being able to keep their neckbeards out of the mass spectrometers. Extrapolate this line of thinking to people who want to sniff library books for drugs and jizz.
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Feb 22, 2015 11:11
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You'd be amazed and/or disgusted at what gets found in library books... "Dear God, please let that be chocolate cake". 
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Feb 22, 2015 14:07
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I think they just found out one of their employees does lines in the return room, and gross people like fiddy shay.
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Feb 22, 2015 15:50
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Karate Bastard posted:gross people like fiddy shay. I could have told you that.
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Feb 22, 2015 16:22
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Feb 23, 2015 03:08
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The laptop's already been exposed to memes, so it's a bit late to be worried about that.
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Feb 23, 2015 04:16
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Feb 23, 2015 05:16
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Somebody, please, with the meme's "Animes did 9/11" "Jet fuel can't melt Hanzo Steel" 
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Feb 23, 2015 07:50
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That's not how an 'i' supposed to look. This is an abomination before God.
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Feb 23, 2015 10:40
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Everything about that font is vile and repulsive.
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Feb 23, 2015 14:33
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Paladinus posted:That's not how an 'i' supposed to look. This is an abomination before God. 1 th1nk 1t looks f1ne
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Feb 23, 2015 14:44
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lol if you don't use lowercase L's for 1's gently caress computers
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Feb 23, 2015 15:34
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! 4/\/\ 31337 |-|4><0|^.
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Feb 23, 2015 15:40
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Paladinus posted:! 4/\/\ 31337 |-|4><0|^. KA KA KA KA
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Feb 24, 2015 03:31
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beato posted:As a baldy I don't know why more men don't embrace their baldness it looks way better than the friar tuck, the comb over, or any other "who are they kidding" haircuts. Once I start balding, I'm gonna pull a Walter Goggins and put that dome on display, like a majestic peacock of middle-aged manliness  That poo poo's like a mane. He's saying "yeah I'm bald, and it's sexy. Come with me if you wanna watch your tits bounce in my built-in sex mirror" edit: better picture
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Feb 24, 2015 04:39
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF macros and other dumb poo poo: Come with me if you wanna watch your tits bounce in my built-in sex mirror
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Feb 24, 2015 07:25
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Once I start balding, I'm gonna pull a Walter Goggins and put that dome on display, like a majestic peacock of middle-aged manliness Shane and/or Boyd Crowder represent!
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Feb 25, 2015 02:09
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Ohhhh myyyy And here's some content
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Feb 25, 2015 02:11
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Feb 25, 2015 05:01
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A thing of rare beauty. I was puzzled when the beam began to describe a curve, and pleased when the scene was complete.
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Feb 25, 2015 05:53
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Feb 25, 2015 08:02
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It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick.
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Feb 25, 2015 09:14
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Agrikk posted:It wouldn't be a lemon party without old dick. I remember someone saying that one of the writers on 30 Rock must be a goon because who else would know about lemonparty. 
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syscall girl posted:I remember someone saying that one of the writers on 30 Rock must be a goon because who else would know about lemonparty. Sounds like some real comedy gold right there, the kind Jon Stewart loves.
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