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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

lelandjs posted:

It's Monday, new Kelly!


An Oscars happened?

Look at the font, look at the lack of puns, this isn't Kelly.

Edit: I've been duped!

Ralepozozaxe fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Feb 23, 2015

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
It's an edit of a comic from '09, but you know it's message is totally true :911:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

JaggerMcDagger posted:



The NY Times is a wonderful example of the anti Israeli double standard at work.


Arabs and Jews should put aside their differences to form secular ties that will heal the region instead of destroying it, and other nations (especially America) should be pushing for this. AGC.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!
Here's the real one

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Jack
(Jerk)

T-man
(Bad Poster)

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

HisMajestyBOB posted:

Sometimes "Hispanic" is separate (so you have "Black, Non-Hispanic", "White, Non-Hispanic", and "Hispanic"), sometimes it's like a layer (White or Black? Hispanic or Non-Hispanic? Giving you a 2x2 grid of responses).

Any approach is pretty retarded, but I guess that's what you get given this country's history with race and discrimination, and trying to quantify everything so that racial issues can be address legally.

If I remember correctly, when Spain controlled south America, they had a dozen or two castes according to status and how much native or black blood one had. Yankees really have no imagination when it comes when it comes to racial hierarchies. :spain:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's the real one



This owns hard.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's the real one



The most recent storm, there was a guy shoveling outside who suddenly stopped. For awhile, we were worried maybe he had hurt himself or something, but after a few seconds, he stared up at the sky and shouted "STOP... loving... SNOWIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!" and minus the tear, his expression was the INNOCENT BOSTONIANS one.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Rincewinds posted:

If I remember correctly, when Spain controlled south America, they had a dozen or two castes according to status and how much native or black blood one had. Yankees really have no imagination when it comes when it comes to racial hierarchies. :spain:

On the other hand there's the sheer hate behind the Dixie system.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Bicyclops posted:

The most recent storm, there was a guy shoveling outside who suddenly stopped. For awhile, we were worried maybe he had hurt himself or something, but after a few seconds, he stared up at the sky and shouted "STOP... loving... SNOWIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!" and minus the tear, his expression was the INNOCENT BOSTONIANS one.

looks like global warming was a lie, eh

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

lelandjs posted:

It's Monday, new Kelly!


An Oscars happened?

The crying tear is a nice touch.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's the real one



Has the rarely used Lady Liberty ever straight up died before?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Bicyclops posted:

The most recent storm, there was a guy shoveling outside who suddenly stopped. For awhile, we were worried maybe he had hurt himself or something, but after a few seconds, he stared up at the sky and shouted "STOP... loving... SNOWIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!" and minus the tear, his expression was the INNOCENT BOSTONIANS one.

My kid sent me this: http://gifsound.com/?gifv=gv2f6nH&v=tRHmSb_OPmI (trigger warning: dubstep, turn your speakers down)

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

VitalSigns posted:

Well if even the liberal character admits willing fresh-faced Democrats are lining for shankings courtesy of Obama, it must be true!

I think that's supposed to be Zed saying the line about Obama killing citizens, but of course, since he isn't depicted, I guess we'll never know for sure. It's almost as if Muir is terrible at every single aspect of cartooning.



I like those Kennedy caricatures. They're simple and have a lot of basic details in common, yet you can easily tell which one is which (even without the Jack (Jerk) label.

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

I'd like to know how they're going to take all their guns with them to Japan.

It's really pathetic how Muir's answer to the horrific threat of FULL OUT SOCIALISM is to run away to a foreign country so mommy or daddy can take care of them. What a bunch of loving pussies.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Broken Loose posted:

I find this extra hilarious because I know you used to live in Japan as an English teacher.
More than that, I've been reading Japanese every day ever since then, so it's rare for me to see an expression that I have to look up like that, other than technical jargon or something.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Cubelodyte posted:

I'd like to know how they're going to take all their guns with them to Japan.

It's really pathetic how Muir's answer to the horrific threat of FULL OUT SOCIALISM is to run away to a foreign country so mommy or daddy can take care of them. What a bunch of loving pussies.

Going Galt.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Saint Sputnik posted:

Here's the real one


"CHAPPA QUIT IT." is also a great phrase to throw at conservatives bringing it up. :tinsley:

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Hello thread :)

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Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006


Wow looks like McCoy isn't even trying to cover up what a racist shithead he is. Usually they tried to go with "Extremist Muslims." Now it's "Yep all Muslims are knife wielding maniacs!"

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Two more If Global Warming Why Cold cartoons. Tis the season, I guess.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

colonel_korn posted:

Hello thread :)


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I don't know if Branco was intending for the implication to be that Obama was peeing on the graves.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Bicyclops posted:

Two more If Global Warming Why Cold cartoons. Tis the season, I guess.
Seems to be happening later every year

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

colonel_korn posted:

Hello thread :)

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Sam, you jackass, he's running interference for you and you're loving it up! It's a classic Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck bit, you're supposed to get up and run off and when Jihad Guy wins the argument, he turns around and-


... yeah, that.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



JT Jag posted:

Seems to be happening later every year

Someone should go back through the threads and track the earliest appearance of each one.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

There was a blog that a decent job of posting them all, but it seems to have dropped off recently.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

You could've just made the cat green. Or better yet, make the cat a car with a big bumper.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Bicyclops posted:

There was a blog that a decent job of posting them all, but it seems to have dropped off recently.

The tumblr is still up and current at http://ifglobalwarmingisrealwhyisitcold.tumblr.com

Also it reminded me that this piece of decrepit refuse was published once!



edit gently caress you forever Gary Varvel

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

If global warming why cold, Obama has made America weak.

Just as movie studios put out their most recycled crap in February, wingnut cartoonists revert to the molded-over hits of yesterday.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Just as "Obama is a BIG GAY FAG" is Hope N Change guy's only real shtick, "Obama thinks he's BETTER'N YOU just 'cause he's the President :bahgawd:" is pretty much Payne's only thing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The Cubelodyte posted:

I'd like to know how they're going to take all their guns with them to Japan.

It's really pathetic how Muir's answer to the horrific threat of FULL OUT SOCIALISM is to run away to a foreign country so mommy or daddy can take care of them. What a bunch of loving pussies.

America, love it or leave it.

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

The Cubelodyte posted:

I'd like to know how they're going to take all their guns with them to Japan.

It's really pathetic how Muir's answer to the horrific threat of FULL OUT SOCIALISM is to run away to a foreign country so mommy or daddy can take care of them. What a bunch of loving pussies.

Ah yes, Japan, the land of rugged individualism that is know for their tolerance of foreigners.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012


I like that one of Obama's complaints is that the USA needs to "gain a few pounds," when these shills love to go on about how Michelle Obama is forcing children to eat broccoli instead of tater tots and all that

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

ZDar Fan posted:

I like that one of Obama's complaints is that the USA needs to "gain a few pounds," when these shills love to go on about how Michelle Obama is forcing children to eat broccoli instead of tater tots and all that

Conservatives: known for loving America exactly as it is, with gay marriage and welfare and a black president.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

colonel_korn posted:

Hello thread :)

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Man, he really doesn't respect his readers does he?

Female figure, draped in the American flag, wearing the statue of liberty's crown...hmmm better label her America or my audience will be like "who is this woman and why is Obama cheating on Michelle?"

ZDar Fan posted:

I like that one of Obama's complaints is that the USA needs to "gain a few pounds," when these shills love to go on about how Michelle Obama is forcing children to eat broccoli instead of tater tots and all that

Pretty sure this is supposed to be a racist dig about black men's love for phat booty

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

JT Jag posted:

Seems to be happening later every year

Not to mention that as someone who lives in the Pacific Northwest, it's really been a very mild winter. I've gotten a grand total of about a quarter inch of snow that didn't even last the full day, and I'm already starting to move from my winter coats to spring coats on occasion. These guys really don't get the whole "global" part of global warming very well.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


The idea of "Big Climate" never fails to amuse and infuriate.

Someone please hook me and my fellow researchers up with this Green Fat Cat, I'd love to meet him and write him some proposals.

On the other hand, oddly enough, there's never much of a shortage around here of funding for oil, gas, and coal related research... hm.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

alnilam posted:

The idea of "Big Climate" never fails to amuse and infuriate. Someone please hook me and my fellow researchers up with this Green Fat Cat.

It's the government. Big Government supplies billions to fund climate panic in order to get more power controlling your life.

(this is not an exaggeration. it is what they believe.)

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Cpt.Americant posted:

Not to mention that as someone who lives in the Pacific Northwest, it's really been a very mild winter. I've gotten a grand total of about a quarter inch of snow that didn't even last the full day, and I'm already starting to move from my winter coats to spring coats on occasion. These guys really don't get the whole "global" part of global warming very well.
Its less that they don't get it and more that they're being deliberately disingenuous. Record summer temperatures? Not worth remarking on. Some snow during the winter? So much for global warming!!!

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