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Fumble posted:Did they routinely sedate Massa or Raikkonen at the track side last year after their massive smashes? They routinely sedated Raikkonnen before the press conferences.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:29 |
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Jedit posted:They routinely sedated Raikkonnen before the press conferences.
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 20:38 |
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Is it possible that this is a massive overreaction by the Spanish medical staff, media and marshals? I mean, could we have expected the same thing if this was a test held in Stevenedge and the driver was Hamilton in a Spanish-run team (however unlikely)
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# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:34 |
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aequalis posted:Is it possible that this is a massive overreaction by the Spanish medical staff, media and marshals? I mean, could we have expected the same thing if this was a test held in Stevenedge and the driver was Hamilton in a Spanish-run team (however unlikely) It's Alonso knowing the car's poo poo to get out of this year... he can't help screwing Ron over
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 00:10 |
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We'll get to the bottom of this. We've heard the Ron Dennis is a liar version. Hello Fernando, was something wrong with the car or with you? What do you think he'll say guys? Fo3 fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 24, 2015 |
# ? Feb 24, 2015 00:41 |
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A crash in stevenege would end with Alonso on a couch.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:53 |
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Cojawfee posted:A crash in stevenege would end with Alonso on a couch. Well we know they're good enough up to at least 2 WDCs.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:58 |
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Obvious Ron Dennis sanctioned fake picture of the late double WDC Fernando Alonso 1981-2015.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 08:02 |
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Can't see his right arm, can only assume it had to be amputated after KERS damage.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 08:57 |
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aequalis posted:Is it possible that this is a massive overreaction by the Spanish medical staff, media and marshals? Yes. Yes and another Yes. Look at this that someone has produced - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igIvPDDyRAA This is the worst sport
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 09:00 |
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aequalis posted:Is it possible that this is a massive overreaction by the Spanish medical staff, media and marshals? I mean, could we have expected the same thing if this was a test held in Stevenedge and the driver was Hamilton in a Spanish-run team (however unlikely) Your sound logic has no place in preseason hysteria.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 09:05 |
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Brainwrong posted:Yes. Yes and another Yes. I can't believe I watched that
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 11:04 |
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Cojawfee posted:A crash in stevenege would end with Alonso on a couch. Hamilton crashed on a Stevenage couch for years. It built character.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:25 |
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CratSock posted:Hamilton crashed on a Stevenage couch for years. It built character. It explains his derelicte clothing choices now I guess.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:31 |
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And the filthy hair.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:33 |
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You'd think with all his money he could afford some Rogaine.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 13:36 |
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darth cookie posted:You'd think with all his money he could afford some Rogaine. #Blessed
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:00 |
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Brainwrong posted:Yes. Yes and another Yes. Oh my God.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 14:56 |
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darth cookie posted:It explains his derelicte clothing choices now I guess. you can derelicte his balls!
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:28 |
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It must have been a hell of a gust of wind to blow an F1 car off the track like that. McLaren have built the F1 equivalent of a panel van.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:33 |
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Not to be that guy. But dont they test the loving cars in a tunnel that blows high speed winds...?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:49 |
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Norns posted:Not to be that guy. But dont they test the loving cars in a tunnel that blows high speed winds...? Yes, but Kevin Magnusssen is the test driver and he's loving useless. He could crash a car in a wind tunnel
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:51 |
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CratSock posted:you can derelicte his balls! He can derelicte his own balls, thank you very much.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:59 |
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Maybe the stolen Ferrari tech specs included the plans for their hopeless wind tunnel, and McLaren have been using the same design since 2009.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:01 |
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Brainwrong posted:Yes. Yes and another Yes. Would unironically love to see the Taiwanese CGI news version on this, especially their interpretation of Ron Dennis as a gigantic autist Godzilla.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:20 |
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Brainwrong posted:Yes. Yes and another Yes. Everyone should watch this
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:21 |
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Norns posted:Not to be that guy. But dont they test the loving cars in a tunnel that blows high speed winds...? This is the Worst Thread. We're all "that guy".
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:22 |
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darth cookie posted:You'd think with all his money he could afford some Rogaine. Lewis has definitely been visiting the Wayne Rooney Hair Club for Men. He refuses to be bald.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:27 |
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Norns posted:Not to be that guy. But dont they test the loving cars in a tunnel that blows high speed winds...? Yes, but not many teams put their car in the wind tunnel sideways.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:29 |
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Fumble posted:Yes, but not many teams put their car in the wind tunnel sideways. I think the point is that a car designed to have high down force and have sticky racing slicks on it should not be blown into a wall by a gust of wind.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:39 |
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Brainwrong posted:Yes. Yes and another Yes. Vettel clearly goes off to let Fernando through and attack him from behind. This confirms my theory
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:50 |
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1500quidporsche posted:I think the point is that a car designed to have high down force and have sticky racing slicks on it should not be blown into a wall by a gust of wind. He wasn't blown into a wall, he was blown slightly wide onto astroturf, lost traction and couldn't correct enough to avoid hitting the wall on the inside of the corner.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:16 |
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Race cars crash sometimes. Sometimes they do it in weird and pretty dumb ways, but they still do crash. Also, sometimes people driving the fast race cars get hurt when they crash. How the hell is any of this worthy of all the attention it's getting?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:44 |
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1500quidporsche posted:I think the point is that a car designed to have high down force and have sticky racing slicks on it should not be blown into a wall by a gust of wind. Maybe next time Ron will build his car out of sticks. Seems like the straw used in v.1 was a failure.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:46 |
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Carbonate posted:Race cars crash sometimes. Sometimes they do it in weird and pretty dumb ways, but they still do crash. because there's absolutely nothing else to talk about
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:52 |
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Carbonate posted:Race cars crash sometimes. Sometimes they do it in weird and pretty dumb ways, but they still do crash. Got any other suggestions?
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:58 |
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Carbonate posted:Race cars crash sometimes. Sometimes they do it in weird and pretty dumb ways, but they still do crash. Initially people were confused that Alonso was hurt as the car was essentially undamaged, without realising that Alonso was hurt because the car was essentially undamaged. Plus nothing happening, yeah.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:05 |
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Let's talk about how much of a fraud Vettel is instead I sincerely hope Vettel doesn't have much success at Ferrari, not out of spite, but more because I'm running out of energy to hate the guy. I need a new villain. Hamilton will do I think. Boo fraud Hamilton.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:10 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:Initially people were confused that Alonso was hurt as the car was essentially undamaged, without realising that Alonso was hurt because the car was essentially undamaged. Plus nothing happening, yeah. i will admit to forgetting how physics works. he hit the wall flush and F1 suspensions don't deflect at all unless they break, which they didn't. all the energy went straight through the car.
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# ? Feb 24, 2015 19:11 |
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Mclaren finding new and interesting ways to work with kinetic energy?
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