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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


PubicMice posted:

If goths knew black chicken existed, they would have it for very meal.

content:

An official Pringles recipe.

This makes me so sad :smith:

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

PubicMice posted:

If goths knew black chicken existed, they would have it for very meal.

content:

An official Pringles recipe.

Who the hell eats mac and cheese with a knife

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Aesop Poprock posted:

What an oddly disconcerting way to take a picture of food

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Is this what the person who got sent back to prison for eating the ramen brick monstrosity eats in prison now?

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Creature posted:

Generally when food is that black it's either extremely burned or extremely rotten, can you really blame people for being a little suspicious?

Sure, but if it's being served to me, I generally assume it isn't burnt black or rotten.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

That's... better?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Nightmare Zone posted:

Or chitlins! This thread is having the opposite effect on me, oops.


Another meat that is delicious but a little difficult to look at is black chicken. Here's a claw-on prep of it for a macabre themed Top Chef trial:



Does this just taste like regular chicken? How dark is the dark meat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Just looks super-barbecued to me.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Data Graham posted:

Just looks super-barbecued to me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silkie

Different species of bird.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Well I'll be damned.

:3:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Japan - still determined to outdo the US, even when it comes to unhealthy fast food:



The Wisconsinite in me is both screaming in pain and wants to try this. It's a complicated feeling.

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007
The Katering Show pokes fun at food porn dickheads in the best way :australia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5Hn-5l2o4

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


theres animals or something making noise in the background of the video and i dont know if it's intentional, but i feel like those two bitches are gaslighting me the whole time and i cant understand why they would do that, it it an australian thing?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

im pooping! posted:

theres animals or something making noise in the background of the video and i dont know if it's intentional, but i feel like those two bitches are gaslighting me the whole time and i cant understand why they would do that, it it an australian thing?

Get your meds adjusted, bro. Nothing there.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Data Graham posted:

Well I'll be damned.

:3:

Get yourself over to the CHICKAM thread if you like Silkies.

The list of eggs ordered for this year's first hatch:
Frizzled Ameraucana/Silkie
Easter Egger/Silkie
Frizzled & Smooth Polish/Silkie
Salmon Flavorelle/Silkie

This is a Frizzled Polish, if you need more encouragement.


Silkies, for those that didn't click the wikipedia link:




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Japan - still determined to outdo the US, even when it comes to unhealthy fast food:



The Wisconsinite in me is both screaming in pain and wants to try this. It's a complicated feeling.

It's a way to use tasty cheeses that aren't good "melters" on a burger.
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/07/the-burger-lab-how-to-make-any-cheese-melt-like-american-almost.html

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Shuffle posted:

Try the cajun cheese curds if you ever are near rudolph, wi


Colby cheese was developed in Colby, Wisconsin so of course we have it

Huh someone super local. I used to go dairy state like twice a month for their goddamn cheese curds.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

MisterOblivious posted:

Get yourself over to the CHICKAM thread if you like Silkies.

The list of eggs ordered for this year's first hatch:
Frizzled Ameraucana/Silkie
Easter Egger/Silkie
Frizzled & Smooth Polish/Silkie
Salmon Flavorelle/Silkie

This is a Frizzled Polish, if you need more encouragement.


Silkies, for those that didn't click the wikipedia link:



It's a way to use tasty cheeses that aren't good "melters" on a burger.
http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2011/07/the-burger-lab-how-to-make-any-cheese-melt-like-american-almost.html

how

how do they see?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

blunt for century posted:

how

how do they see?

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

cyberia posted:

THANK YOU DEBASED GOD

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

I doubt any of the cheeses on those burgers are going to be "tasty." I'm certain they'll be pretty bland, and not just because it's Burger King. A lot of Japanese people are put off by stronger sharper flavors, and so the best-selling and most abundant cheese varieties in Japan are all incredibly mild to the point of being pretty much tasteless. There's other people who try more authentic cheeses, but those are usually also very very mild.

2011 Swiss Report on the Japanese Cheese Market posted:

It appears that mild natural cheeses
such as white mold cheeses (Camembert, Brie) and fresh cheeses
(Mozzarella, cottage cheese, cream cheese) are well accepted by
consumers. For example, there is a considerable consumption of
Camembert, and domestically produced Camembert has proven
more popular than imported Camembert. One of the reasons for
this is the fact that Japanese Camembert is milder and has less of
a strong or distinctive flavor than imported Camembert, plus the
fact that the salt content is lower. Swiss cheese makers need to
study and develop cheeses that match those preferences.

http://www.s-ge.com/de/filefield-private/files/6555/field_blog_public_files/7876

ErIog has a new favorite as of 04:17 on Feb 24, 2015

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


MisterOblivious posted:

Get yourself over to the CHICKAM thread if you like Silkies.

Silkies are those things that no one likes but the few people who have them push them on everyone to get them to like them so they will buy them so more people have them.

like llamas and potbellied pigs.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Bippie Mishap posted:

Silkies are those things that no one likes but the few people who have them push them on everyone to get them to like them so they will buy them so more people have them.

like llamas and potbellied pigs.

We're a helluva lot less annoying than the naked neck lovers.



blunt for century posted:

how

how do they see?

Those are probably show chickens so, they don't. Folks who keep them as pets in mixed-breed flocks trim the facial feathers like you do with some dog breeds.

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


My Cornish-cross boys were 10# processed free-range. What do your Silkies average?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Holy poo poo, before I even read the article and all I saw were the photos of the cheese I thought to myself "drat, that looks like the cheese from Ted's Restaurant in Meriden".

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.


Hahahahaha, I'm so glad this is actually a thing. :3: She looks like she's going to a Jazzercize class in 1987

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
I had Silkies when I was a kid, along with a few other kinds of chickens like the Reds. All chickens are stupid, Silkies just look stupider doing whatever stupid thing they're doing at the moment. Sadly we never ate them. Any of them. Coyotes ate them all, the fuckers.

As for anti-food, I make a good ham and bean soup that everyone seems grossed out by. It's smoked ham hocks and black eyed peas in a crockpot for 12 hours with cayenne, garlic, salt and pepper. I add hot sauce and cheese, crumble in corn bread. It's so good, especially the softened cartilage, it tastes like a superbomb of pork flavor with the texture of jelly. No one will eat it with me. No one will eat beef tongue tacos with me, either. Wtf

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Bippie Mishap posted:

My Cornish-cross boys were 10# processed free-range. What do your Silkies average?

That makes as much sense as me asking you how long your cornish cross hens are in lay before they keel over dead of a heart attack.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That is a vulture. If those start shadowing you you know you're in trouble.

codespace
May 3, 2011

My Lovely Horse posted:

That is a vulture. If those start shadowing you you know you're in trouble.

Looks more like a feather duster made out of a penis.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
People who won't eat beef tongue are weak. It's literally just muscle like any other meat.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Guy Fieri Eating in Slow Motion to ‘Killing Me Softly’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEWZzz3L4

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

empty sea posted:

As for anti-food, I make a good ham and bean soup that everyone seems grossed out by. It's smoked ham hocks and black eyed peas in a crockpot for 12 hours with cayenne, garlic, salt and pepper. I add hot sauce and cheese, crumble in corn bread. It's so good, especially the softened cartilage, it tastes like a superbomb of pork flavor with the texture of jelly. No one will eat it with me. No one will eat beef tongue tacos with me, either. Wtf

This isn't anti-food son this sounds tasty as hell

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

empty sea posted:

As for anti-food, I make a good ham and bean soup that everyone seems grossed out by. It's smoked ham hocks and black eyed peas in a crockpot for 12 hours with cayenne, garlic, salt and pepper. I add hot sauce and cheese, crumble in corn bread. It's so good, especially the softened cartilage, it tastes like a superbomb of pork flavor with the texture of jelly. No one will eat it with me. No one will eat beef tongue tacos with me, either. Wtf

Those people have gutter palettes. Beef tongue is insanely tasty and you could feed it to someone and tell them it was shredded sirloin and they'd gobble it up.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I tried pork tongue recently. It was amazing. Imagine beef tongue crossed with ham.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Yeah, this is anti-food.




My roommate was proud of this garbage, I did not eat it. It glistens. Everything is covered in syrupy chili sauce and banana ketchup.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

empty sea posted:

As for anti-food, I make a good ham and bean soup that everyone seems grossed out by. It's smoked ham hocks and black eyed peas in a crockpot for 12 hours with cayenne, garlic, salt and pepper. I add hot sauce and cheese, crumble in corn bread. It's so good, especially the softened cartilage, it tastes like a superbomb of pork flavor with the texture of jelly. No one will eat it with me. No one will eat beef tongue tacos with me, either. Wtf

No joke, your friends are basically children

That soup sounds delicious as gently caress. Beef Tongue tacos are excellent too

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

fizzymercy posted:

Yeah, this is anti-food.




My roommate was proud of this garbage, I did not eat it. It glistens. Everything is covered in syrupy chili sauce and banana ketchup.

Are those rice noodles on the pizza? Is your roommate Filipino? First generation?

We tend to have a very wide definition on what's "edible". As in there's maybe .5% of food posted in this thread that I would think twice before eating.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

empty sea posted:

As for anti-food, I make a good ham and bean soup that everyone seems grossed out by. It's smoked ham hocks and black eyed peas in a crockpot for 12 hours with cayenne, garlic, salt and pepper. I add hot sauce and cheese, crumble in corn bread. It's so good, especially the softened cartilage, it tastes like a superbomb of pork flavor with the texture of jelly. No one will eat it with me. No one will eat beef tongue tacos with me, either. Wtf

What's your address then?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Yeah I'd be down to eat that soup. Also tongue is amazing.

Can you post that recipe? No joke it sounds amazing if it stays this loving cold forever in Texas.

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I'd never thought of adding hot sauce and cheese but it sounds amazing. Start with a standard ham 'n' beans setup:

If your legumes came dry, soak them overnight in a big pot (I use great northern beans but blackeye peas should be delicious too). Pour off the water, then rinse them thoroughly.

If they're canned (nothing wrong with that), just rinse them thoroughly.

I go with a pound of beans for every pound of ham.

When they're good to go, throw them in the slow cooker with your ham hock(s)/ham chunks, then put in enough water to cover it all. Some people use stock or broth but I just go with water because with the ham hocks in there, you don't really need it.

Add some salt and pepper. Don't be shy with the salt. Put the slow cooker on low and let it do its thing for 8-12 hours, stirring every once in a while.

Then, go nuts with cheese and hot sauce and cornbread. I think it's illegal in some jurisdictions to serve ham 'n' beans without at least a side of cornbread, so plan ahead.

Some weirdos put garlic and bay leaves and cloves and poo poo in theirs and that's okay I guess but you won't catch me eating it

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