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Wheat Loaf posted:Well, well! Somethingawful.com, where you learn something new every day. Though there are many things that I wish that I hadn't learned. Like what blue waffles are.
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syscall girl posted:Boo is a racist word. According to my ex who lived in Arizona as a kid, and she couldn't tell this story without laughing about it, someone at the neighborhood pool saw a black kid getting in and screamed "there's a boo in the pool!" in abject terror. No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I'm with my boo All I think about is you
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davidspackage posted:No matter what I do https://www.google.com/search?q=boo+endearment&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
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Hogge Wild posted:Though there are many things that I wish that I hadn't learned. Like what blue waffles are. I should have known better, but I blame you for making me Google this at work. gently caress you!
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syscall girl posted:Boo is a racist word. According to my ex who lived in Arizona as a kid, and she couldn't tell this story without laughing about it, someone at the neighborhood pool saw a black kid getting in and screamed "there's a boo in the pool!" in abject terror. So every year those kids running around my neighborhood in white sheets screaming "boo" are actually midget Klansmen?
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KillHour posted:I should have known better, but I blame you for making me Google this at work. gently caress you! lol You really should have known better.
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CzarChasm posted:So every year those kids running around my neighborhood in white sheets screaming "boo" are actually midget Klansmen? They're cows. quote:
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There was a image here about the squirrel being killed by a cop. Is there anyway of knowing where that image originated from? I tweeted a picture of it to my friends and it's spread around quite a bit so I wanted to give credit to wherever it originated from.
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Anoia posted:Swole in Space In space, no one can hear you roid rage
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Dog bites Man, not news. Cop bites Donut, not news. Dog Cop bites Donut Man AND Cop, best news. "Police K9 attacks cop, doughnut shop worker, removed from force" http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-police-dog-bite-20150218-story.html Florida.
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That donut shop guy was one day till retirement, too
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That was not the kind of police brutality I had come to expect.
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I really want to believe that this is real.
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i think i listened to an F+ episode about that once
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canyoneer posted:Painting the map black I see a red map and I want it painted black.
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thetechnoloser posted:Dog bites Man, not news. Cop bites Donut, not news. Dog Cop bites Donut Man AND Cop, best news. They would have put the dog down but then they'd be tried as a cop killer.
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thetechnoloser posted:Dog bites Man, not news. Cop bites Donut, not news. Dog Cop bites Donut Man AND Cop, best news. You know why that K-9 is grinning? He's only 4, been on the police force for only a year and a half, and he's going to fully retire to live with his handler. Talk about a gravy train, he's probably one smart motherfucker and planned it out.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You know why that K-9 is grinning? He's only 4, been on the police force for only a year and a half, and he's going to fully retire to live with his handler.Talk about a gravy train, he's probably one smart motherfucker and planned it out. Took me a moment to catch this. 
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Rorac posted:Took me a moment to catch this. Please explain
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ReidRansom posted:idgi Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, fly high, You're never gonna die, You're gonna make it if you try; They're gonna love you. Well I've always had a deep respect, And I mean that most sincere. And did we tell you the name of the game, boy, We call it 'riding the gravy train'
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gra′vy train` n. Slang. a position in which one receives excessive and unjustified money or advantages with little or no effort. Also:
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Gravy Train made its own "gravy" when you added water to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOXSKR7wM2U Chuck Wagon dog food did the same thing, but had more entertaining commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rtg-IdE5MI
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I thought everyone was referring to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH7bEytedtE
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At first I misread "back" as "black" and the thought of the GOP running "Black Palin" and "Black Romney" as presidential candidates is hilarious.
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KillHour posted:At first I misread "back" as "black" and the thought of the GOP running "Black Palin" and "Black Romney" as presidential candidates is hilarious. Oh gently caress me, I thought this was the joke. Didn't even realize the math was bad. I am the target audience of Fox News. Don't worry, I don't vote.
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Okay, so what the hell is going on here?
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Nonbaka posted:Okay, so what the hell is going on here? Fox Business's ratings are bad and they are attempting to remedy that, is what.
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Nonbaka posted:Okay, so what the hell is going on here? "2015 February Funniest News Bloopers New LOL!"
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