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He shits out a kilo and then measures himself
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black man 3 posted:Everyone should start taking lifestyle advice from the nutritionist health worker guy who is basically extremely dumb and also a creeky knee'd fatso who has type 2 diabetes so lame it's likely MODY 3 diabetes which is a genetic disorder plus how fat do you think I am? when you're doing keto you don't carry water weight so like 50g carbs in a day is sufficient to put on a kg of water. or lose it the next day. you guys are hosed
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I.N.R.I posted:if u know all this stuff about food science and being healthy or whatever why are u a retarded fatass who gains and loses like 1kg of waterweight every other day or w/e the gently caress. i dont even lose that much after a 130 mile bike race. wow../ you're gay
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echinopsis posted:wow../ you're gay *bikes for a hundred miles and doesn't sweat a single drop*
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i chafed my taint running again. how many more times until i fill a grocery bag with vaseline and run in it
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there was a gatorade commerciall a really long time ago where a basketball super star (shaq maybe?) pulled out a bottle of sweat and said he sweats like 2 liters a day. he then drinks his sweat to stay refueld and that the sweat is gatorade. if you look at the gatorade commercials, you can see the orangey color sometimes on their sweat. or maybe red or blue purple depending on the flavor theyre advertising.
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Bloody posted:i chafed my taint running again. how many more times until i fill a grocery bag with vaseline and run in it I've been saying in a hick voice, "mah buht itches" over and over to myself all night and laughing.
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Bloody posted:i chafed my taint running again. how many more times until i fill a grocery bag with vaseline and run in it dae lose all the hair in between their thighs from running
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obstipator posted:there was a gatorade commerciall a really long time ago where a basketball super star (shaq maybe?) pulled out a bottle of sweat and said he sweats like 2 liters a day. he then drinks his sweat to stay refueld and that the sweat is gatorade. if you look at the gatorade commercials, you can see the orangey color sometimes on their sweat. or maybe red or blue purple depending on the flavor theyre advertising. Each color gives a different powerup. Orange rehydrates, red replenishes, and blue refuels. (The green-colored one recycles but they don't advertise it as much)
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Bloody posted:i chafed my taint running again. how many more times until i fill a grocery bag with vaseline and run in it Get some proper running shorts you fat piece of poo poo.
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The different exercise videos on-line recommend doing each activity "to exhaustion". What I gather is that makes it so your body goes to its extreme and knows to get stronger faster so you can continue to do that many. Well today, I've been baking cookies to exhaustion. Cookie sheets layered on top of each other and literally covering my entire home. There's no place to walk anymore, but it feels good to know how insanely strong I will be tomorrow.
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The different exercise videos on-line recommend doing each activity "to exhaustion". What I gather is that makes it so your body goes to its extreme and knows to get stronger faster so you can continue to do that many. Well today, I've been baking cookies to exhaustion. Cookie sheets layered on top of each other and literally covering my entire home. There's no place to walk anymore, but it feels good to know how insanely strong I will be tomorrow. ROFL. Goldmine immediately
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Thank u Smythe.
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The different exercise videos on-line recommend doing each activity "to exhaustion". What I gather is that makes it so your body goes to its extreme and knows to get stronger faster so you can continue to do that many. Well today, I've been baking cookies to exhaustion. Cookie sheets layered on top of each other and literally covering my entire home. There's no place to walk anymore, but it feels good to know how insanely strong I will be tomorrow. tomorrow you will be able to bake twice as many cookies due to newbie gainz
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Thank u Smythe. yw
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Peanut and the Gang posted:The different exercise videos on-line recommend doing each activity "to exhaustion". What I gather is that makes it so your body goes to its extreme and knows to get stronger faster so you can continue to do that many. Well today, I've been baking cookies to exhaustion. Cookie sheets layered on top of each other and literally covering my entire home. There's no place to walk anymore, but it feels good to know how insanely strong I will be tomorrow. I used to listen to Internet people's advice on exercise and took the "to exhaustion" thing seriously. Ended up with a torn rotator cuff from simple pushups! Lesson learned: the entire concept of exercise is a scam.
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Bloody posted:i chafed my taint running again. how many more times until i fill a grocery bag with vaseline and run in it you should have been sent one when you first posted in this thread. the yosapproved running short.
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i think mine was "pre-loved"
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echinopsis posted:so lame Everyone get a good look at this retard, lol
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yet you cant actually say why you think i am, because it would become clear you dont know a fuckin thing
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Lol. How about you just eat like a normal human being
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I'm constantly amazed at how unbelievably retarded fat people are when it comes to dieting, even though I shouldn't be.
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how fat do you think i am
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Fat enough to lose 1kg of water weight a day, lol
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you know what happens if i eat carbs like normal people? i need to take insulin or my blood sugars go up. i get tired and i get hungry. if i take insulin i gain weight easily OR if i dont eat carbs.. i dont get hungry, or tired, and my blood sugars dont go up and weight loss is relatively easy
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Wow, your body is fail.
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black man 3 posted:Fat enough to lose 1kg of water weight a day, lol
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Wow, your body is fail. yeah but unlike everything fail in your life mine is a genetic malf that i have no control or choice over. your terrible posts are 100% free will
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haha drat
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bobbilljim posted:dae lose all the hair in between their thighs from running my compression shorts and tights thoroughly protect my thighs. no idea whats going on to cause the chafing. it's annoying.
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echinopsis posted:yeah but unlike everything fail in your life mine is a genetic malf that i have no control or choice over. your terrible posts are 100% free will when i wake up tomorrow, i may post good. you, sir, will still have a gross body. lmfao owned.
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echinopsis posted:you know what happens if i eat carbs like normal people? i need to take insulin or my blood sugars go up. i get tired and i get hungry. if i take insulin i gain weight easily diabetes should've caused some sort of massive weight loss right? not joking, both my parents have it and have lost weight. obviously it's not a good way to lose weight
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getting a foot amputated is not a good way to lose weight although i guess if you're a huge fat goon it might be you are only hope.
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If you don't feel like working out to prep for absummer, you can amputate your biggie belly and have 6pack abs the next day. #LifeHacks
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Bloody posted:when i wake up tomorrow, i may post good. you, sir, will still have a gross body. lmfao owned. ![]()
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It will also be 1kg more gross or less gross, which gives you an opportunity to be proud each morning.
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i was down a ~kg today from yesterday ![]()
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echinopsis posted:i was down a ~kg today from yesterday Big ups, my man. ![]()
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When you're small and trying to get big, you talk about strengthening your pecs. When you're big and want to get small, you talk about strengthening your decs (short for decreases, as in decreasing your weight).
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Big ups, my man. ![]()
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