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Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

psyopmonkey posted:

Rude.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:46

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:29

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I don't know why everybody dogpiles on psyopmonkey, she's pretty and seems like a nice person :colbert:

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:49

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Im here to chew juicy fruit and shitpost.

And, im almost out of juicy fruit.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:53

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I don't know why everybody dogpiles on psyopmonkey, she's pretty and seems like a nice person

she's one of those rare ones who's goofy and weird but can also take a joke

sorta like 3O

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:54

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

she's one of those rare ones who's goofy and weird but can also take a joke

sorta like 3O

This.

psyopmonkey posted:

See?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:08

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

o ok

# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:11

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

I thought we hated Three Olives for bitching about rich people problems?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:26

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Phew good, glad I don't have to get mad at Vendagoat. Putting on all that white knight armor is a pain in the rear end.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:29

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Jastiger posted:

Phew good, glad I don't have to get mad at Vendagoat. Putting on all that white knight armor is a pain in the rear end.

Put it on. It makes your rear end look cute :heysexy:

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:33

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

rodbeard posted:

I thought we hated Three Olives for bitching about rich people problems?

I love him because he's the undying Yorick of these forums.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:59

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PotatoManJack posted:

This is actually a tradtional part of Indian Weddings. It's known as "Stirring the Vindaloo"

# ? Feb 24, 2015 05:41

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

gnarlyhotep posted:

I love him because he's the undying Yorick of these forums.

I like to picture every time he goes to post, he says something along the lines of, "today. Today will be the day they take my post seriously, and don't bring up my condo" and then every time he is disappointed within 3 replies.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 15:54

RollingBoBo: Aug 25, 2008; living that high life

smoking hash and wearing a scarf as a hat

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

RollingBoBo posted:

smoking hash and wearing a scarf as a hat

You are, actually, wearing a scarf as a scarf.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:35

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

RollingBoBo posted:

smoking hash and wearing a scarf as a hat

Lawrence of Arabia meets the Beastie Boys

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:35

RollingBoBo: Aug 25, 2008; living that high life

just tryna look cute so psyopmonkey notices me

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:36

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

RollingBoBo posted:

smoking hash and wearing a scarf as a hat

ISIL day camp 2015.

"Hey mom and dad! Having a BLAST! Love,

Tyler

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:38

RollingBoBo: Aug 25, 2008; living that high life

i can dress whiter if u want me to bb

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:46

Eldritch BiLast: Jul 7, 2009; Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

fwiw i didn't know poo poo about psyopmonkey and i always thought they were a super cutie and pretty chill and it wasn't until recently that i found out that

she can take a joke

# ? Feb 24, 2015 23:04

casual poster: Jun 29, 2009; So casual.

Thanks for the contribution Xenoletum, we were all wondering.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 23:48

Nomadic Scholar: Feb 6, 2013

My cat wanted to get food, so I picked him up and loaded him off to get some. Then I was like "quick take a picture because he's adorable (but a little shitheel)" and this happened.
also phone pictures are stupidly sized for some reason. So COME AT ME GOONS, GIVE ME THA HURTIN'

# ? Feb 25, 2015 09:27

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Nomadic Scholar posted:

My cat wanted to get food, so I picked him up and loaded him off to get some. Then I was like "quick take a picture because he's adorable (but a little shitheel)" and this happened.
also phone pictures are stupidly sized for some reason. So COME AT ME GOONS, GIVE ME THA HURTIN'

At first I thought you were holding the cat's balls.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 09:49

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jerry Cotton posted:

At first I thought you were holding the cat's balls.

Me too and that is the best photo in the thread.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 15:37

Nomadic Scholar: Feb 6, 2013

haha yeah he stuck his other foot out right before the photo was taken. and thank you.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:42

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Nomadic Scholar posted:

That cat looks like a goodest buddy.

:3:

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:44

Tamayachi: Sep 25, 2007; Did you think about it?

Yes. Yes you did.

Simple selfies? Simple selfies!

Those Converse glasses are pretty old, but they did once save my left eye from getting stabbed by a sharp piece of metal at my old work so I consider them pretty lucky.

# ? Feb 25, 2015 23:51

Nomadic Scholar: Feb 6, 2013

He usually is, until he wants food. Then he becomes the most passive aggressive little poo poo on the planet. he's like 9 years old and still like this.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 00:20

The Golden Man: Aug 4, 2007

# ? Feb 26, 2015 02:34

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Wayne Gretzky posted:

I hope youre doing well Mr Swanson.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 02:40

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Wayne Gretzky posted:

VOTE WAYNE GRETZKY FOR FORUMS MAYOR

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:55

PotatoManJack: Nov 9, 2009

Wayne Gretzky posted:

Please tell me you tip your hat after interviewing the female witness to a hit & run and say "Ma'am"

# ? Feb 26, 2015 04:25

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Wayne Gretzky posted:

Ben Affleck IS

The Sheriff

# ? Feb 26, 2015 04:32

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

I hope youre doing well Mr Swanson.

Nomadic Scholar's cat looks more like Ron Swanson than Mr. Gretzky

# ? Feb 26, 2015 04:41

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Wayne Gretzky posted:

No balls, 0/10 would not want for a mod.

# ? Feb 26, 2015 04:44

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Wayne Gretzky posted:

# ? Feb 26, 2015 05:14

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