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Venuz Patrol: Mar 27, 2011

jooky posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-billion-dollar-startup-fab-died-2015-2

lol

for extra shadenfreude, read the CEO talking in the comments here: http://cdixon.org/2012/08/15/e-commerce-startups/

lol

# ? Feb 23, 2015 23:58

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:41

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

DolphinCop posted:

lol

200 million dollar keynote slide

# ? Feb 24, 2015 00:22

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

theflyingexecutive posted:

a bloo bloo bloo why are people so upset about techies moving in??

someone who posts here mentioned a Google bus thing in SF where a Googler got off, unshackled his bike, and knocked a woman to the ground swinging it around. then he got on his bike and rode off without a word. lol

# ? Feb 24, 2015 01:12

bassguitarhero: Feb 29, 2008

nerds are great. techies are poo poo

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:13

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

can anyone shed light on the recent nb dust up?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:14

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

JawnV6 posted:

can anyone shed light on the recent nb dust up?

noisebridge? there's a thread for that

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:16

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

infernal machines posted:

jack tamriel?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:38

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

JawnV6 posted:

can anyone shed light on the recent nb dust up?

die techie scum

# ? Feb 24, 2015 04:03

bassguitarhero: Feb 29, 2008

oh hey an Uber for ambulances. why the gently caress not

# ? Feb 24, 2015 16:01

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

have a new smart watch coming out?
but it won't be ready until may?

better lock in those preorders with a kickstarter

god drat pebble is ugly

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:43

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Pinterest Mom posted:

have a new smart watch coming out?
but it won't be ready until may?

better lock in those preorders with a kickstarter

god drat pebble is ugly

it's amazing that they've gone through like what, 2-3 different types now and they're still ugly as gently caress

# ? Feb 24, 2015 17:46

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

what the gently caress how many kickstarters are they on now

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:06

Forums Terrorist: Dec 8, 2011

Pinterest Mom posted:

have a new smart watch coming out?
but it won't be ready until may?

better lock in those preorders with a kickstarter

god drat pebble is ugly

and yet it's still a better watch than the U+F8FF watch

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:11

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

its a shame you cant invest in pebble because it is certain sarnsung will buy them when the apple watch blows up

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:24

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

Pinterest Mom posted:

have a new smart watch coming out?
but it won't be ready until may?

better lock in those preorders with a kickstarter

god drat pebble is ugly

eh I've had uglier watches

_{I would totally get one of those if I gave enough of gently caress about smart watches pretending to be dick tracy}

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:31

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

Forums Terrorist posted:

U+F8FF

bless you

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:34

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Forums Terrorist posted:

and yet it's still a better watch than the U+F8FF watch

http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/f8ff/index.htm ???

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:42

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

i think it was a typo and was meant to be 

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:50

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

lol what wrong thread

carry on then fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Feb 24, 2015

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:50

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Sniep posted:

i think it was a typo and was meant to be 

idk man it'll probably be better than any klingon watch

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:51

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Thesoro posted:

idk man it'll probably be better than any klingon watch

"the time is 18:36, honorless p'tagh"

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:53

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Thesoro posted:

idk man it'll probably be better than any klingon watch

what does that like cut you on the hour or something

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:54

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

Sniep posted:

what does that like cut you on the hour or something

that'd be pretty loving metal

# ? Feb 24, 2015 18:57

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Sniep posted:

what does that like cut you on the hour or something

would

# ? Feb 24, 2015 20:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Pinterest Mom posted:

have a new smart watch coming out?
but it won't be ready until may?

better lock in those preorders with a kickstarter

god drat pebble is ugly

# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:00

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

still not as hilarious as the kreos smart watch laugh factory

# ? Feb 24, 2015 21:57

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Wild EEPROM posted:

still not as hilarious as the kreos smart watch laugh factory

did a google search, first result was a pcworld article titled "Kreyos smartwatch: We're not a scam, just a trainwreck"

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:10

Meat Beat Agent: Aug 5, 2007; felonious assault with a sproinging boner

i thought that said krebs smart watch

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:12

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

FMguru posted:

did a google search, first result was a pcworld article titled "Kreyos smartwatch: We're not a scam, just a trainwreck"

laffo

quote:

When Kreyos finally did have a prototype to demonstrate at CES 2014, it was a disaster, with most units failing by the end of the show.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:15

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

FMguru posted:

did a google search, first result was a pcworld article titled "Kreyos smartwatch: We're not a scam, just a trainwreck"

a bunch of ideas guys outsourcing everything but marketing? where's the bitcoin?

# ? Feb 24, 2015 22:52

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Carly and her stock footage have a message to deliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoSpLENAcxQ

# ? Feb 25, 2015 03:27

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Pinterest Mom posted:

Carly and her stock footage have a message to deliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoSpLENAcxQ

jesus christ is this happening again

# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:22

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

hahaha wow i did not know she was such a dumb bad lady
jeez

# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ultramiraculous posted:

jesus christ is this happening again

she won't stop until she runs out of money

# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jonny 290 posted:

hahaha wow i did not know she was such a dumb bad lady
jeez

did you not see what she did to hp?

# ? Feb 25, 2015 04:25

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost