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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

There's no cake... :colbert:

I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there.

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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

PT6A posted:

Ooh, a sarcasm detector... That's a real useful invention.

Wonders PT6A? Or blunders?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wonders PT6A? Or blunders?

Did that poster just say "What's a battle?"

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wonders PT6A? Or blunders?

There it is, BloodDesk, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Everything Counts posted:

There it is, BloodDesk, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.

What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid!

Takes one to know one!

Swish!

sout
Apr 24, 2014

After The War posted:

What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid!

Takes one to know one!

Swish!

Checkmate!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

sout posted:

Checkmate!

Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you're referring to a pawn.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wonders PT6A? Or blunders?

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times???

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there.



You wouldn't happen to have any real cakes around here, would you?

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there.



IMJack, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old cake.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old cake.

Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Rich Uncle Chet posted:

Well, not really, 'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.

Dude, he's raggin' on your cord!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

sout posted:

Checkmate!

You sank my battleship! :corsair:

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
"Seymour, the house is on fire!"

"No mother, that's just the northern lights."

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

"Seymour, the house is on fire!"

"No mother, that's just the northern lights."

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Well I hardly think the Aurora Borealis' location can be blamed on m-

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

The walls are melting again... :lsd:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Must have been that bean I ate for dinner. Kablammo!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

May I see it?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

May I see it?

Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands! :smug:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The walls are melting again... :lsd:

That guy's guitar is talking

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Do over Ham posted:

Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands! :smug:

:420: Medicinal, yeah! Without it, I could go... even blinder... right?

:rznv: jamming

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Do over Ham posted:

Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands! :smug:

Do over Ham, I think we can trust the President of Cuba...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

PT6A posted:

Do over Ham, I think we can trust the President of Cuba...

They named a street in San Francisco after him.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

:420: Medicinal, yeah! Without it, I could go... even blinder... right?

:rznv: jamming

Hey man open up its Catchr

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

After The War posted:

What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid!

Takes one to know one!

Swish!

Uh oh. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

The Nastier Nate posted:

That guy's guitar is talking

Woah! My shoes are talking!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hey man open up its Catchr

Oh my God! This guy does the best CatchNdRy! You got the rye, and the catcher.... now do Facepalm!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I just realized... I'm the "ow" in the word "now."

And if you tell anyone...!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

I just realized... I'm the "ow" in the word "now."

And if you tell anyone...!

And I'll put the "super" back in "superintendent".

... It's the exact same joke. What gives, Leo?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

I just realized... I'm the "ow" in the word "now."

And if you tell anyone...!

Ow, ow, ow.

PTA6, I was thinking of promoting you to assistant moderator. But, instead, that plum goes to Jerusalem.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

After The War posted:

Oh my God! This guy does the best CatchNdRy! You got the rye, and the catcher.... now do Facepalm!

As soon as I graduate I am so outa here!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



TMMadman posted:

Ow, ow, ow.

PTA6, I was thinking of promoting you to assistant moderator. But, instead, that plum goes to Jerusalem.

That's okay, TMMadman. We get fifty percent of all avatar sales. :)

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Ho ho ho, see with your eyes, not with your hands! :smug:

That's nothing. He can hear pudding.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's okay, TMMadman. We get fifty percent of all avatar sales. :)

Those avatar sales are the only way to recoup our terrible losses from Quote Thread Bannings. I just don't know what went wrong.

FishMist
Apr 24, 2005

*sniff sniff*
eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudd

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

As soon as I graduate I am so outa here!

Oh, knock it off, CatchrNdRy ... why are you still in this school anyway, we were in third grade together.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's nothing. He can hear pudding.

My ears are burning....

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

That's okay, TMMadman. We get fifty percent of all avatar sales. :)

He's mine! I own him! And all of his subsidiary rights!!!

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Oh, knock it off, CatchrNdRy ... why are you still in this school anyway, we were in third grade together.

Of course, you children are too young to remember that. With the possible exception of Rich Uncle Chet.

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