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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
missed jeb's speech earlier and i'm catching up now

:laffo: at the gadsden flag walking in front of the camera

e: ahahaha and then it pans to watch them leave

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dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

Can anyone give me the overall feeling/quick summary of Jeb's speech? I'm pissed as gently caress that I missed it.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

Can anyone give me the overall feeling/quick summary of Jeb's speech? I'm pissed as gently caress that I missed it.

He didn't give a speech, just did a very uncomfortable Q&A with Hannity where he tried to paint himself as a moderate, Washington outsider.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Kro-Bar posted:

He didn't give a speech, just did a very uncomfortable Q&A with Hannity where he tried to paint himself as a moderate, Washington outsider.

with that surname, that does take some balls

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

V. Illych L. posted:

with that surname, that does take some balls



Scrub-Niggurath posted:

"I'm not an expert on the ways of Washington" says the son and brother of presidents of the united states

Indeed

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Just now watching Jeb Bush. I think they set him up with Hannity to bring him down.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

My Face When posted:

Just now watching Jeb Bush. I think they set him up with Hannity to bring him down.

It was definitely the most hostile interview of the day

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

My Face When posted:

Just now watching Jeb Bush. I think they set him up with Hannity to bring him down.

Not surprising. Fox has spent the previous six years doing every drug imaginable to forget the Bush name.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


do you think there's a soul to split between this lot?

like some kind of macabre Fates, except instead of the one eye they're all sharing one set of almost-functional morals

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Newt and Jeb can probably bond over their love of freaking out when a 50k bill for jewelry shows up on their wifes American Express.

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

I didn't know there was a wax museum in the Gaylord.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

I see Callista's still got the eerie shark's-eye stare thing going.

amishbuttermaster
Apr 28, 2009
Every time I see a picture of Hannity I just want to punch him in the throat. He's every bit as despicable as everyone else at this hatred circlejerk.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yeah but you can tweet mean things at him and he'll actually read them and sputter in rage

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

My Face When posted:

I didn't know there was a wax museum in the Gaylord.
maybe it's because it's CPAC season, but I read this twice to make sure it wasn't a double entendre

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I sell propane, propane accessories, and... uh...
oops.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Leave it to a young Republican to be the guy who puts on the bands shirt he just bought at the merch table

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Please tell me that there's someone worth listening to tomorrow because I am so disappointed I missed what will probably be the closest CPAC is going to come to having a speaker just outright say the 14 words and I need to know if tomorrow will even come close.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Joementum posted:

three words is about 11 fewer than i was expecting from this guy

This is quality posting right here.

From a million years ago, but I'm still catching up from work.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I'm ready for this

Religious Freedom In America: Would the Pilgrims Still Be Welcome Here?
Moderator: Cal Thomas, The Washington Times Tony Perkins, Family Research Council Representative Randy Neugebauer, (TX-19) Dana Loesch, Dana Loesch Radio

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
From what I understand disease ridden immigrants in need of hand outs to survive are very much welcome in today's Republican party.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm ready for this

Religious Freedom In America: Would the Pilgrims Still Be Welcome Here?
Moderator: Cal Thomas, The Washington Times Tony Perkins, Family Research Council Representative Randy Neugebauer, (TX-19) Dana Loesch, Dana Loesch Radio

These people understand that they have the same religion as the pilgrims and are currently welcome, right?

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

Aw, Leonard Nimoy is dead and nobody gave him a shoutout :(

Well gently caress I didn't think I would hear about this here :(

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

These people understand that they have the same religion as the pilgrims and are currently welcome, right?

Haven't you hear? White Christians are the most oppressed minority group in the US, particularly ones who bravely hold to the traditional beliefs which made this countrhahahaha, sorry. Sorry, couldn't get through that straight-faced, lemme try again.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Maybe it's just me, but for me, I don't think we should adopt the pilgrims' legal approach to discouraging the practice of witchcraft in today's world.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Lyapunov Unstable
Nov 20, 2011

Chris Christie posted:

Well, the Laffer Curve doesn't "work." It's not a policy. It's a simple truth, that existed well before Art Laffer was born, that at some level of taxation you will produce the greatest income to the treasury, and that at other levels of taxation you will produce less revenue.

People on both sides of the aisle mistakenly conflate the Laffer curve with the belief that tax cuts = more revenue, which is on its face patently absurd.

Actually, no - the Laffer Curve is a math, as we can see from the solution:
  1. Consider a function Taxation->Revenue(Taxation)
  2. Set boundary conditions Revenue(0)=Revenue(1)=0, Revenue(<2014 rates>)=<2014 revenue>
  3. The only possible function fitting these conditions is an inverted parabola
  4. The only place we can be on the parabola is the right half
  5. QED

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm ready for this


Religious Freedom In America: Would the Pilgrims Still Be Welcome Here?
Moderator: Cal Thomas, The Washington Times Tony Perkins, Family Research Council Representative Randy Neugebauer, (TX-19) Dana Loesch, Dana Loesch Radio

has this started, I can't seem to find the stream?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I hope that they just have a lovely bar.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Somebody's got some finlandia they're desperate to get rid of

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I have a dream that Ben Carson will one day live in a nation where he will not have a drink named after him because of the color of his skin, but by the content of his character

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

forbidden lesbian posted:

has this started, I can't seem to find the stream?

tomorrow at 10a est

http://www.scribd.com/doc/257071007/Complete-CPAC-Schedule#scribd

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I was at work all day and couldn't follow the thread or watch a stream. Can somebody sum up the best (worst) parts of today's shitshow?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SubponticatePoster posted:

I was at work all day and couldn't follow the thread or watch a stream. Can somebody sum up the best (worst) parts of today's shitshow?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

SubponticatePoster posted:

I was at work all day and couldn't follow the thread or watch a stream. Can somebody sum up the best (worst) parts of today's shitshow?

phil robertson went like 25+ minutes past his time rambling about jeebus, STDs, hippies, and hitler

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SubponticatePoster posted:

I was at work all day and couldn't follow the thread or watch a stream. Can somebody sum up the best (worst) parts of today's shitshow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXd36adQiHg

Newt Gingrich talked about his paid speaking series and books.

Rick Perry read a prepared list of three things he'd do.

Rand Paul gave the same speech Rand Paul always gives.

Wayne LaPierre said we need to all buy guns to protect our homes from ISIS.

Jeb Bush did reasonably well with some softball questions from Sean Hannity.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Hannity asking Jeb why everyone hates him was pretty good too.

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

they're doing a mass o.0, I would not think there would be enough non-protestants there for something like that

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