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beanbrew posted:And anuses. You could have said "assholes" but you took the joke in an unfunny direction instead. Well done!
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Mak0rz posted:You could have said "assholes" but you took the joke in an unfunny direction instead. Well done! I like the way you post, boih. Noticed recently that the base of my knob forms a pretty prominent rib under my foreskin. That was pretty cool.
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But is it for partially healed surgical incisions, fistulas, etc?
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50 shades of grey is pretty much just a rape fiction right? I saw it on a lark and it really didn't seem very pro-BDSM.
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No, Turtlicious, you're wrong. It's not rape fiction. It is a rape documentary.
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Turtlicious posted:50 shades of grey is pretty much just a rape fiction right? I saw it on a lark and it really didn't seem very pro-BDSM. 50 Shades is a frighteningly accurate psychological horror story about a profoundly abusive relationship. There's verbal abuse, gas lighting, child molestation, stalking, physical abuse, both coercive and violent rape, and pretty much anything else you care to name. I hear the movie is merely bad, though, so if you want to see what the fuss is about without needing a shower after, I guess that's the way to go?
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hoobajoo posted:50 Shades is a frighteningly accurate psychological horror story about a profoundly abusive relationship. There's verbal abuse, gas lighting, child molestation, stalking, physical abuse, both coercive and violent rape, and pretty much anything else you care to name.
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Feb 25, 2015 20:26
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Araenna posted:Wait, child molestation? From what I remember, the Grey dude himself had been molested by a much older woman when he was 15 years old, who was apparently also the one to introduce him to the whole BDSM thing. They kept on that relationship for several years, he still has a friendly relationship with her even in adulthood, and he considers the whole thing to have been an explicitly positive event in his life because that's the kind of book 50 Shades is.
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By the end, he agrees that her grooming thing hosed him up and that's what caused him to be kinky, which Ana cures with the power of pure love. Because that's the kind of book 50 Shades is. I'm so sorry I know this.
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i like nice words
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Keep in mind this started out as a dimestore Twilight fanfic, so you're kind of starting out with crap to begin with.
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FilthyImp posted:Keep in mind this started out as a dimestore Twilight fanfic, so you're kind of starting out with crap to begin with. A twilight fanfic that got banned from its original hosting site... which if you're familiar with any sort of fan writing repository, is an accomplishment. A terrible, terrible accomplishment
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QuiteEasilyDone posted:A twilight fanfic that got banned from its original hosting site... which if you're familiar with any sort of fan writing repository, is an accomplishment. A terrible, terrible accomplishment 50 Shades horrifies me because Twilight reads like lovely fanfic to begin with. So it's a lovely fanfic of a lovely fanfic, that has in turn spawned lovely fanfics and knockoffs of its own. 
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Jedit posted:50 Shades horrifies me because Twilight reads like lovely fanfic to begin with. So it's a lovely fanfic of a lovely fanfic, that has in turn spawned lovely fanfics and knockoffs of its own. Which will one day be turned into movies, to inspire their own fanfics. IT'S THE CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
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So. I got a UTI apparently and my doctor sent my urine sample out to be tested. I noticed the paper she wrote said it would be tested for chlamydia (I haven't actually had sex in a really long time), among other things? Does that mean it's a full STI test or should I still "get tested" (not because I'm worried about anything, but because I think I read that's what responsible sex-havers do?) at some point before I bang anyone again?
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EB Nulshit posted:So. I got a UTI apparently and my doctor sent my urine sample out to be tested. I noticed the paper she wrote said it would be tested for chlamydia (I haven't actually had sex in a really long time), among other things? Does that mean it's a full STI test or should I still "get tested" (not because I'm worried about anything, but because I think I read that's what responsible sex-havers do?) at some point before I bang anyone again? Talk to your doctor again, but this time actually talk to her.
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Feb 28, 2015 07:53
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Yeah, seriously. Why are you asking us, when you had a trained medical professional right there you could've asked?
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Feb 28, 2015 21:29
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It's embarrassing to ask that in person? Here I'm anonymous.
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EB Nulshit posted:It's embarrassing to ask that in person? Here I'm anonymous. Your doctor has dealt with people's chunky vomit and bloody poop and pus-leaking sores and torn labia and whatever else. While you feel embarrassed about asking, "are you testing me for all common STD's, or just chlamydia?", she won't even blink before she answers (accurately) because it'll be #175 on the list of interesting questions she's heard that week. Or you can ask SA, where there's a 99% chance that any answer you get is either a random guess from somebody with no medical experience, or just was googled, especially if you're asking outside of TGD. And besides, how do you expect anybody here to know what your piss is being analyzed for?
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I don't know. I figured maybe all tests that include chlamydia are STI tests, and maybe they just do all of them while they're at it.
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The test for chlamydia is a urine test, but most other STIs are blood tests. Doc already has your pee, and people don't test for STIs (particularly chlamydia) anywhere near as often as they should. If you're sexually active, and not in an exclusive monogamous relationship, you should probably get a full battery done every few months or so, just in case.
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Feb 28, 2015 23:12
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its going to be person when they swab your dick
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When having sex with my current gf, my dick often starts hurting, like it's being rubbed with steel wool or something. I'm guessing this is due to her pubic hair. She doesn't shave regularly (she's in med school and that's more of a priority), but it can happen even when she has shaved. I'm thinking shaving might be leaving too much stubble. Does anyone have experience with this? Does she basically have to wax to get rid of this problem?
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just use more lube
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the littlest prince posted:When having sex with my current gf, my dick often starts hurting, like it's being rubbed with steel wool or something. I'm guessing this is due to her pubic hair. She doesn't shave regularly (she's in med school and that's more of a priority), but it can happen even when she has shaved. I'm thinking shaving might be leaving too much stubble. Does anyone have experience with this? Does she basically have to wax to get rid of this problem? This is more likely a lubrication thing than a pubic hair thing. Use more lube.
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Do you think she shaves internally or something?
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Homo sapiens has been having hairy sex for hundreds of thousands of years, and waxing universally for only like 15 years. Her hair is not breaking your dick.
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Arnold of Soissons posted:Do you think she shaves internally or something? I thought that's what these were for. 
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Anne Whateley posted:Homo sapiens has been having hairy sex for hundreds of thousands of years, and waxing universally for only like 15 years. Her hair is not breaking your dick. People have been shaving their genitals for a long, long rear end time. Not disagreeing with you, but bald nethers was common practice of many cultures for thousands of years. Before then, though? Yeah, bumping 'fros for several hundreds of millennia.
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Anne Whateley posted:Homo sapiens has been having hairy sex for hundreds of thousands of years, and waxing universally for only like 15 years. Her hair is not breaking your dick. Yeah, but there's a difference between never shaving and sometimes shaving. When the hair is short, it's more abrasive because it has less flexibility and is harder to move aside. I've had complaints about this and the way it affects kissing. A few girls I've known like either no beard at all or a thicker beard. It's not unreasonable to think it might apply to pubic hair as well. the littlest prince fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Mar 9, 2015 |
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the littlest prince posted:Yeah, but there's a difference between never shaving and sometimes shaving. When the hair is short, it's more abrasive because it has less flexibility and is harder to move aside. I've had complaints about this and the way it affects kissing. Girls like either no beard at all or a thicker beard. It's not unreasonable to think it might apply to pubic hair as well. Even then, with the coarsest and shortest shaved pubes there shouldn't be enough near the openings for it to sand paper your dick. Sounds more like a total lack of lube, natural or artificial. Face hair is much more tightly packed and coarser.
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Masonity posted:Even then, with the coarsest and shortest shaved pubes there shouldn't be enough near the openings for it to sand paper your dick. Sounds more like a total lack of lube, natural or artificial. Face hair is much more tightly packed and coarser. True, the face does have much more of it that would see contact. It doesn't ever seem like there's a lack of natural lube, but I might as well try it.
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If you're not using so much lube that you can glide back and forth on your partner like an erg you fuckin' up
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Probably not the case so don't get too worried but you have had her checked out for vaginal dentatia haven't you?
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If she uses a vaginal spiral that might cause it if it is to long. Has happened to me.
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Masonity posted:Probably not the case so don't get too worried but you have had her checked out for vaginal dentatia haven't you? You know, its weird, when I look up all her past lovers, all I can find is a bunch of missing persons reports, and a few medical reports that hint at a missing appendage. I'm sure it's nothing, though.
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the littlest prince posted:I'm sure it's nothing, though. It is now.
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Can you mix Plan B into somebodies wine? It's just one pill right? e: I'm in a tight window, so a fast answer would be good, I only have like 18 more hours left.
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Well we'll know in a few weeks either way I guess.
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Didn't you say you'd quit trolling this thread?
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the littlest prince posted:You know, its weird, when I look up all her past lovers, all I can find is a bunch of missing persons reports, and a few medical reports that hint at a missing appendage. Are you Mike Myers?
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