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Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
stealin poo poo from the gip pics thread

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fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

lmao apparently the polish guy who won the foreign movie oscar this year did a documentary about the election tour of Zhirik in the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvrMUlOR76w

my city representin' in the first minutes

from 30:00 it is straight up Borat

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

fatherboxx posted:

lmao apparently the polish guy who won the foreign movie oscar this year did a documentary about the election tour of Zhirik in the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvrMUlOR76w

my city representin' in the first minutes

from 30:00 it is straight up Borat

13:04 comedy gold ahead.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

slapping the paw away, awesome

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Howard Beale posted:

slapping the paw away, awesome
that actually was improvised handshake attempt :ussr:

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

JaucheCharly posted:

13:04 comedy gold ahead.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
See what happens when you speak against the Putin?

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/02/27/boris-nemtsov-leading-putin-critic-shot-and-killed-in-moscow/

quote:

A top political nemesis of Vladimir Putin was shot and killed early Saturday in central Moscow, Russian police said, one day before an opposition rally was scheduled to take place.

Boris Nemtsov, 59, a former deputy prime minister, was shot four times from a passing car as he was walking on a bridge just outside the Kremlin. The Kremlin said that Putin will personally oversee the investigation.

The shooting potentially could create a political crisis in Russia, regardless of the motive or who was behind the shooting.

A sharp critic of Putin, Nemtsov assailed the government's inefficiency, rampant corruption and the Kremlin's policy on Ukraine, which has strained Russia-West ties to a degree unseen since Cold War times. The Washington Post reported that Nemtsov had angered Putin's government two years ago when he charged that billions of dollars had been stolen from funds designated for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, his hometown.

He served as a deputy prime minister in the 1990s, and once was seen as a possible successor to Boris Yeltsin, Russia's first elected president.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


The guy most likely to have called the hit is going to oversee the investigation. No problem there comrade.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

fatherboxx posted:

lmao apparently the polish guy who won the foreign movie oscar this year did a documentary about the election tour of Zhirik in the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvrMUlOR76w

my city representin' in the first minutes

from 30:00 it is straight up Borat

pro-click

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

JaucheCharly posted:

13:04 comedy gold ahead.

idgi

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

insane man is insane

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fatherboxx posted:

lmao apparently the polish guy who won the foreign movie oscar this year did a documentary about the election tour of Zhirik in the 90s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvrMUlOR76w

my city representin' in the first minutes

from 30:00 it is straight up Borat

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

"politics are like women. And water is like woman. And woman are like woman. you have to have a feeling for these things." :allears:

private zhirinovzky is best zhirinovzky

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
some classic poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIlQ3_lsKE

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

JaucheCharly posted:

Just so you know what the girls that you're ordering are posting

:nws: http://funnyrussians.com/2014/11/women-post-social-network/ :nws:
lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


what so special about the rug?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

waitwhatno posted:

"politics are like women. And water is like woman. And woman are like woman. you have to have a feeling for these things." :allears:

private zhirinovzky is best zhirinovzky

it's tough to pick his best/worst line, my favorite was his theory about condoleezza Rice being so mean and aggressive due to being sex starved.

According to zhirinovzky the best way to fix this problem was rape by a whole division of russian soldiers.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Finally made it through the rest of the thread. Didn't see this one posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU

The dude doing an angry Mickey sound at the end makes it even better.

etalian posted:

what so special about the rug?

Duh. It's on the floor. Not on the wall where it should be.

Bored fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Feb 28, 2015

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



JaucheCharly posted:

13:04 comedy gold ahead.

E what im saying is this: three black stripes and two yellow and on top a white eagle. at least thats what i think

multiply 1200 by 4 days, 6000! and my bedroom doesnt even have doors

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Feb 28, 2015

Lone Tuna
Feb 23, 2011

"The accents on that Gazeebow Unit song are bizarre, they jump between perfect Cork and English West country, would never have guessed that they're Canadian. Was Newfoundland settled by Irish and just isolated enough to have preserved the accent?"
http://youtu.be/T65SwzHAbes Russian world view summed up in one quick video

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Lone Tuna posted:

http://youtu.be/T65SwzHAbes Russian world view summed up in one quick video

That's some pretty badass propaganda. Very well made.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Lone Tuna posted:

http://youtu.be/T65SwzHAbes Russian world view summed up in one quick video

Is there a Russian equivalent of the guy fawkes+fedora look?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Krowley posted:

Is there a Russian equivalent of the guy fawkes+fedora look?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Being a Putin critic takes real dedication:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/02/28/world/europe/ap-eu-russia-opposition-killings.html

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005


Was about to post this.

Russia: where criticizing putin gets you murdered in the street.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
hes racked up a serious body count of mysteriously poisoned journalists and mysteriously shot critics

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lazer Monkey posted:

Was about to post this.

Russia: where criticizing putin gets you murdered in the street.

Russian news reports also made no mention that he was a longtime Putin critic.

I like the story of a Russian journalist getting murdered for doing investigative report on the Chechen puppet state's brutality and when she got killed it was blamed on Chechen separatists.

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Aaand a Ukrainian connection appears http://www.trust.org/item/20150228145750-lz202/?source=fiTheWire

quote:

"He said he would reveal persuasive evidence of the involvement of Russian armed forces in Ukraine. Someone was very afraid of this ... They killed him," Poroshenko said in televised comments..

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

BBC posted:

Russians give their reaction to the death of Boris Nemtsov

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ballpark: late 40s

Reality: 28

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
My staunchest critic was murdered mysteriously? Da, do not worry friends. I will personally oversee the inwestigation.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


As if you need any evidence after all the little green men magically showed up in Crimea.

Rough Lobster posted:

My staunchest critic was murdered mysteriously? Da, do not worry friends. I will personally oversee the inwestigation.

It's basically old Soviet system.

First they try intimidation, threaten family members or threaten to destroy your whole career.

For really tough stubborn critics there is bullet to the head or radioactive tea.

etalian fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Feb 28, 2015

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rough Lobster posted:

My staunchest critic was murdered mysteriously? Da, do not worry friends. I will personally oversee the inwestigation.

problem? please feel free to go back to kiev.

putin is our god and savior.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Putin is hilariously paranoid knocking off critics given his death grip over public opinion.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


I think the assassination of his critics has something to do with his death grip on public opinion.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Blaming it on his support of Charlie Hebdo is really something. "Yeah whatever, tell them it was islamists, like I care. Lol"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Kavak posted:

I think the assassination of his critics has something to do with his death grip on public opinion.

I wonder he cares given how most russians see putin opposition as a cranky feeble fringe movement.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

do you guys think that when putin gets elderly but is still in power that he'll become a puppet head of state while the oligarchs push legislation for his shaking hands to sign, or that he'll keep a grip on power and became insane and purge-y as age warps his autistic mind? as-purgers syndrome.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

do you guys think that when putin gets elderly but is still in power that he'll become a puppet head of state while the oligarchs push legislation for his shaking hands to sign, or that he'll keep a grip on power and became insane and purge-y as age warps his autistic mind? as-purgers syndrome.

I think he'll follow the classic Soviet tradition of becoming even more paranoid and holding on tightly to power until he dies (possibly under slightly murky circumstances that nobody really wants to look into).

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

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