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I've met people with kitchens that look like that, and they only use them to heat frozen chicken nuggets in the oven for the kids. Real cooking is too messy. Having cooked 3 meals a day for 4+ people in a 4'x6' kitchen for years, gently caress those people. Including Jern. The whole point of marble countertops is so you can roll out mad dough at once. /oops, no pic. added  someusername fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Mar 1, 2015 |
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For the brief period of time I watched Total Divas it was ALL about watching crazy obsessive compulsive John Cena quietly and awkwardly clash with crazy personally invasive Nikki. The sex must be awesome because every scene between then John looked like he wanted to die. Eventually I decided that Cena's bizarre home must be some kind of weird thing where he spends so little time there that he's paranoid about some water spilling or a dish staying in the sink and then returning home a month later after tours and tv and charity and press and finding that something terrible had happened. But it was hilarious to watch. Especially because Nikki Bella seemed to have zero sympathy or awareness for her boyfriend's uncomfortableness. There was one hilarious scene where John felt so unsafe in his own home (I think she put clothes in the wrong hamper) that he went to his gym and played chess to get away from it. Somehow that was one of the funniest things ever. 
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STAC Goat posted:For the brief period of time I watched Total Divas it was ALL about watching crazy obsessive compulsive John Cena quietly and awkwardly clash with crazy personally invasive Nikki. The sex must be awesome because every scene between then John looked like he wanted to die. I forget, did TD do a show where John/Nikki and Bryan/Brie swapped houses for a week? Because if they didn't, they should. I imagine Bryan and Brie's house would give John hives.
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Mar 1, 2015 00:38
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Memento posted:that loving roid gut One of the few wrestlers who had to get less muscular to gain success.  Losing the bleach job was a good decision too. 
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Gaz-L posted:I forget, did TD do a show where John/Nikki and Bryan/Brie swapped houses for a week? Because if they didn't, they should. I imagine Bryan and Brie's house would give John hives. Yeah, it was like the third episode. It was hilarious, because of how much it was Bryan and Brie going  at Cena's house, the ridiculous sexy wood chopping competition they had, and everyone hating Bryan's family house in Washington. Which they acted like it was his house.
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Mar 1, 2015 01:17
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Mar 1, 2015 01:43
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Neville and Drake don't even look human. Geez.
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Mar 1, 2015 01:45
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Is Colin trying to teach the guy on the right to be 7 feet tall?
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Mar 1, 2015 01:56
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I can't help but wonder what Cena's actually like backstage. I remember reading a while back that Marc Summers of Double Dare fame was actually severely OCD, yet they had him host the most notoriously messy game show ever. It got so bad that he'd apparently finish shows by going backstage and hyperventilating into a paper bag. I wonder if Cena's like that with everything or just his own home. Obviously Total Divas makes a lot of poo poo up, but "weird robotic OCD John Cena" seems like a strange thing to just make up about your top star.
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Mar 1, 2015 03:06
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Neville looks like an old He-Man action figure.
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Mar 1, 2015 03:11
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sticklefifer posted:I can't help but wonder what Cena's actually like backstage. I remember reading a while back that Marc Summers of Double Dare fame was actually severely OCD, yet they had him host the most notoriously messy game show ever. It got so bad that he'd apparently finish shows by going backstage and hyperventilating into a paper bag. I wonder if Cena's like that with everything or just his own home. Obviously Total Divas makes a lot of poo poo up, but "weird robotic OCD John Cena" seems like a strange thing to just make up about your top star. Lonely and waiting for people to ask him how his day was.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:
Neville is the King under the Mountain. Sami had to beat that dragon sickness out of him. Shard fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 2, 2015 |
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Mar 1, 2015 19:31
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Chinston Wurchill posted:
phwoar Neville
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Mar 1, 2015 19:34
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Big Cass ain't got no cuts
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Mar 1, 2015 19:39
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no wonder big cass always wears a shirt
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MassRafTer posted:Lonely and waiting for people to ask him how his day was. Cena probably considers Big Cass to be his best friend.
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Mar 1, 2015 20:54
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Oh god what if Cena made Enzo and Cass his hypemen like HHH did with the NAO? I'm... I'm not sure whether this is the worst or best idea ever.
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sticklefifer posted:Oh god what if Cena made Enzo and Cass his hypemen like HHH did with the NAO? probably better than whatever non-plan they will have in place for them when they debut anyway
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Mar 1, 2015 22:39
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 Dragon Gate says goodbye to Uhaa.
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 *Flips through Karl Pilkington-esque face transplant book* 'I'll take wizened circus fortune teller please'
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Mar 2, 2015 00:24
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Chinston Wurchill posted:
Someone explain to me what is going on with Neville's body. His frame doesn't look like it's built to handle that weight.
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Mar 2, 2015 01:10
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Nilbop posted:Someone explain to me what is going on with Neville's body. His frame doesn't look like it's built to handle that weight. He works out very hard and doesn't do any drugs because WWE is extremely serious about their wellness policy.
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sticklefifer posted:Oh god what if Cena made Enzo and Cass his hypemen like HHH did with the NAO? And this here is Jooohn Cena, he's got Ruthless Aggression, and you can't. Teach. That!
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Mar 2, 2015 01:13
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MassRafTer posted:He works out very hard and doesn't do any drugs because WWE is extremely serious about their wellness policy. 
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achillesforever6 posted:I have this sinking feeling that you are actually being sarcastic Nah, he's from Dragon Gate like their new signing Uhaa. Those guys are famous for their aversion to steroids!
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midbreath is a top of the line gym
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Thauros posted:Nah, he's from Dragon Gate like their new signing Uhaa. Those guys are famous for their aversion to steroids! Wouldn't it be an understanding that steroids made him huge, and he's maintained it through discipline and/or someone at WWE going "NO STEROIDS!" Meanwhile, Big Cass both needs to get definition as well as have someone teach him how to wear shorts.
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Mar 2, 2015 02:19
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Neville looks like a super ripped goblin.
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Mar 2, 2015 02:32
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Wazzu posted:Wouldn't it be an understanding that steroids made him huge, and he's maintained it through discipline and/or someone at WWE going "NO STEROIDS!" Considering he looked grotesquely roidy in DG, I'm actually willing to believe that.
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WWE Studios Presents: The Internship 2
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ZDar Fan posted:WWE Studios Presents: The Internship 2 Deus Ex: Wrestling WRevolution
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I would love to see a show about Hogan and Cena being best buds and going on crazy adventures together.
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Mar 2, 2015 07:21
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Officer Farva posted:I would love to see a show about Hogan and Cena being best buds and going on crazy adventures together. It would be weird because Cena is a robot and Hogan can't stop being 'Hulk Hogan' at all times.
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Officer Farva posted:I would love to see a show about Hogan and Cena being best buds and going on crazy adventures together. The touching tale of a father and son reforging old bonds after a long period of alienation.
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Grendels Dad posted:The touching tale of a father and son reforging old bonds after a long period of alienation. Hogan: "Look I don't know what type of person Bryan was or what he did to get himself in this situation... I know he was pretty aggressive and used to yell at people and used to do stuff and... But for some reason, man, God laid some heavy poo poo on that kid." Cena: "He was a negative person. Will you work on that real-ality deal for me?"
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Wazzu posted:Meanwhile, Big Cass both needs to get definition as well as have someone teach him how to wear shorts.
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Sum Mors posted:Hogan: "Look I don't know what type of person Bryan was or what he did to get himself in this situation... I know he was pretty aggressive and used to yell at people and used to do stuff and... But for some reason, man, God laid some heavy poo poo on that kid." Oh poo poo drat.
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