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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jre posted:

I curious how quoting something embarrassing you just said is a straw man ? Are you claiming you weren't implying anyone who didn't like the Union flag was mental ?

I've not 'implied' anything. I've said several times now that I don't think the vast majority of Scottish people would get upset at the sight of a Union Jack.

The straw man is you concluding from that that I think everyone who disagrees with me is mental.


Do you need anything else explaining?



mediadave posted:

I've never heard the phrase 'butcher's apron' in the wild.

Me neither.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Based on the fact that Scottish people are no more mental than anyone else and the vast majority there, just like in England, wouldn't get upset if they saw a UK flag.


I just don't like his demeanour.

He's the only TV chef I've seen tell people that having a really sharp knife is how you stop onions hurting your eyes

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jose posted:

He's the only TV chef I've seen tell people that having a really sharp knife is how you stop onions hurting your eyes

Hmm maybe I'll give him another chance then?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

Hmm maybe I'll give him another chance then?

You should and if you still don't like him then just don't watch him

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jose posted:

You should and if you still don't like him then just don't watch him

You're a vicious bastard, Jose.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Pissflaps posted:

Do you need anything else explaining?


Pissflaps posted:

Based on the fact that Scottish people are no more mental than anyone else and the vast majority there, just like in England, wouldn't get upset if they saw a UK flag.

Could explain why how mental or otherwise Scottish people are is relevant to their dislike of a national flag ?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jre posted:

Could explain why how mental or otherwise Scottish people are is relevant to their dislike of a national flag ?

Are you pretending to be taking my use of the word 'mental' at face value as a description of somebody with a mental illness? If so, I apologise because I was using it merely as a colloquial term to indicate that they are slightly nutty. Off their rocker. Unhinged. Touched in the head.

And yes, somebody who gets ranty at the sight of the British flag, or the EU flag, is probably all these things.



I apologise if my use of the word 'mental' has caused you distress and I will endeavour to avoid it in future.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
There is a but of a difference, I'd wager, between a Union Jack, which has stood for and represented vicious murder and oppression, and arguably genocide, and an EU flag.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Tell that to Greece.

Tiran Dirth
Feb 6, 2014

Coohoolin posted:

There is a but of a difference, I'd wager, between a Union Jack, which has stood for and represented vicious murder and oppression, and arguably genocide, and an EU flag.

Pretty much every flag in Europe has at some point stood for these things to some people, I never buy into this obsession with self-hatred for things no-one alive today, and certainly no-one in the thread had any part in or control over.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I just don't like his demeanour.

He leaves his jumper on when he has sex.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

stickyfngrdboy posted:

He leaves his jumper on when he has sex.

How do you know this ?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Tiran Dirth posted:

Pretty much every flag in Europe has at some point stood for these things to some people, I never buy into this obsession with self-hatred for things no-one alive today, and certainly no-one in the thread had any part in or control over.

Who's talking about self-hatred? We're discussing negative connotations of the Union Jack, in many ways a relic of empire (and a pervasive symbol of Empire in the Hardt and Negri sense), and someone brought up the EU flag as a comparison. We're not discussing other European flags, just how the Union Jack symbolizes some very very nasty things to many people, in many cases well within modern memory. Anti-Catholic discrimination was still very much an active thing into the 60s, I'm not just talking about Indian famines.

However, if we do want to talk about self-hatred, it does seem to me very often that some quarters of the UK population buy into the myth of the British Empire as a force for good far more than happens in other European countries. Like, Germans and Italians and the like generally seem to be more "self-hating" if that's how you want to put it. Just my experience though, and probably limited.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
Also, ive never heard the term butchers apron wrt the union jack and I'm a butcher!

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Also, ive never heard the term butchers apron wrt the union jack and I'm a butcher!

Why can't I find any decent veal in this country? Is it a cultural thing or some weird medical reason?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

How do you know this ?

He went out with one of my exes for a whole and every time they had sex he refused to take his jumper off

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

stickyfngrdboy posted:

He went out with one of my exes for a whole and every time they had sex he refused to take his jumper off

If you're making this up I'm going to be cross.

Coohoolin posted:

Why can't I find any decent veal in this country? Is it a cultural thing or some weird medical reason?

Because we don't enjoy eating tortured baby cows.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

stickyfngrdboy posted:

He leaves his jumper on when he has sex.

I heard he does it with a cowboy hat and his socks on, to emphasise his nakedness.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Coohoolin posted:

Why can't I find any decent veal in this country? Is it a cultural thing or some weird medical reason?

If you're talking about Scotland, there is definitely good veal available. Ask a butcher for rose veal, as local as he can provide.

Veal is a great product, but it still has a horrible reputation in Britain because of the way veal calves were raised and transported, two or three decades ago.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

If you're making this up I'm going to be cross.


Because we don't enjoy eating tortured baby cows.

Im not making it up, promise.

We don't torture baby cows any more and if you consume dairy products you should also eat veal.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

stickyfngrdboy posted:

We don't torture baby cows any more and if you consume dairy products you should also eat veal.

I'm a massive hypocrite though?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I'm a massive hypocrite though?

Fair enough.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
why don't butchers stock hogget leeds dad

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I've been making saltimbocca and cordon bleu with pork for years, just because I never saw veal in the shops. Rose veal, eh? I'll be sure to give that a go, thanks for the tip.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
He keeps his jumper on.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Tizer and Vimto are both far nicer than Irn Bru imo

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
lol if you dont only consume red cola

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
i have no teeth

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Jose posted:

why don't butchers stock hogget leeds dad

Some do but it's a hard sell. Lamb is expensive and it's hard to encourage a farmer to let his lamb stock get old enough for hogget when most of his yearly income will be spring lamb. Hogget is nicer than lamb but has a funny name.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
What's hogget?

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

What's hogget?

Two year old sheep (really between one and two but most producers don't call it that until two). Also the first shear is called hogget as well.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



stickyfngrdboy posted:

He went out with one of my exes for a whole and every time they had sex he refused to take his jumper off

That is possibly more disturbing than the Mellor story

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Does this really need explaining to you?

baronvonsabre
Aug 1, 2013

serious gaylord posted:

Does this really need explaining to you?

No, but I'm sure your explanation would be the single most patronising post in SA's entire history and who am I to deny you that accolade? Go for it :)

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Its a joke about Coohoolin because hes said he's going to be voting SNP but campaign for another political party.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
It's not my fault basic socialist theory goes right over your head.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Is that what you say to the customers in your bar?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Coohoolin posted:

It's not my fault basic socialist theory goes right over your head.

If basic socialist theory involves being a hollow shell lacking all conviction, you're welcome to it.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Hmm yes party politics is the be-all and end-all of socialism. Jesus.

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Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


What's the point of having the whole "Funded by the UK government" to begin with? Do they think people are going to be more patriotic that it's funded by a bunch of cunts?

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