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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Putin did since it's good to see a body bag out the window and then just add another chalk mark to his wall.

Also the russian system has no hard term limits due to castling so we could easily get a lifetime of Putin.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:23

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:54

bend it like baked ham: Feb 16, 2009; Fries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QC3L6YQpZ8

potato diplomacy

# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:29

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Emimnyem

# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:34

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

super macho dude posted:

Emimnyem

One of the puny bobble-headed geek variety.

Have a Russian hulk to balance it out.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:54

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:59

Think Thin!: Sep 17, 2006

hehe p. epic

# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:01

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head is right up there with the popular Russian methods such as

- Drinking paint thinner
- Jumping off things
- Inability to distinguish bear from babushka

# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:03

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

strange how country which hate the gays has speedos for their national swimsuit attire.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:03

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

etalian posted:

it's tough to pick his best/worst line, my favorite was his theory about condoleezza Rice being so mean and aggressive due to being sex starved.

According to zhirinovzky the best way to fix this problem was rape by a whole division of russian soldiers.

quote:

His Drunken Rant About Bush, the Iraq War, and Condoleezza Rice
One late night in 2002, so wasted he had to be propped up by two lackeys, he gave a riveting speech against the War in Iraq. He counseled Bush on his daddy issues, called America a �second-hand goods store� filled with �cocksuckers, handjobbers, and faggots,� and threatened to change the gravitational field of the Earth in order to sink the entire country.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

His greatest hits:
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-best-of-vladimir-zhirinovsky-russias-craziest-politician

quote:

A Russian lawmaker known for his headline-grabbing outbursts has slammed the birth of a new member of the British Royal Family, in comments made to journalists Tuesday.

�I don�t care about the heir,� Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who leads Russia's nationalist Liberal Democrat Party, told journalists, before accusing the British monarchy of doing a great deal to hurt Russia over the years.

�That British monarchy � destroyed our state. Today our opposition activists are there, so that�s why there�s no joy,� he said, adding that his family is waiting for a little arrival of its own � a grandson.

Accusing Britain of being an enemy of Russia, Zhirinovsky said �that is why the birth of another British monarch, who will suck our blood somewhere in the mid-21st century, cannot bring us any kind of happiness.�

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExfLOwmSD88

# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:48

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Putin gonna team up with OJ to track down The Real Killers

# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:15

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Putin gonna team up with OJ to track down The Real Killers

russia opposition guns down one of their own in clever plan to make russians hate Putin.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:19

5er: Jun 1, 2000

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Putin gonna team up with OJ to track down The Real Killers

Coming soon, Putin tells all in his book, "Если бы я сделал это"

# ? Mar 1, 2015 04:36

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Say Nothing posted:

Russian women seem to either look like sexy swimwear models or cube-shaped babushkas who can lift a tractor with one arm.

That's the same woman in two different photos taken 4 years apart.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 05:17

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Blistex posted:

That's the same woman in two different photos taken 4 years apart.

from babe to baba yaga

# ? Mar 1, 2015 05:21

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Friendly Tumour posted:

You'll never catch me saying anything positive about Putins Russia, but here I find myself in a situation where I'm having to actually believe him when he says he had no knowledge of it. It makes absolutely no bloody sense to kill Nemstov. He was a nobody, nobody gave a poo poo about him or his opinions. Putin and his circle understand how these things go, they're not stupid. Nobody with half a brain and non-radioactive bollocks would know how killing him on the loving Moskvoretsky bridge would work out for everyone involved. I just refuse to believe that he could be so stupid and insane as to let this go forward had he had any power whatsoever to stop it.

lmbo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Putin gonna team up with OJ to track down The Real Killers

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:08

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

CIA hitmen killed Nemstov just to make Putin look bad.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:28

hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

etalian posted:

CIA hitmen killed Nemstov just to make Putin look bad.

Putin's hitmen killed Nemstov to make people think the CIA did it trying to make Putin look bad. :beck:

# ? Mar 1, 2015 06:43

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

His greatest hits:
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-best-of-vladimir-zhirinovsky-russias-craziest-politician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExfLOwmSD88

u do know that zhirinovsky is a paid kremlin stooge that is used to make putins poo poo party look moderate?

# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:07

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

putin basically said

i killed that dude and now i am in charge of the investigation

what are you gonna do about it bitch?

# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:08

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

hailthefish posted:

Putin's hitmen killed Nemstov to make people think the CIA did it trying to make Putin look bad.

CIA killed him to make people think that putin killed him to make it look like the CIA killed him...

# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:25

Zeno-25: Dec 5, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

etalian posted:

It's a bad idea since I'm not sure Russia could even find 5000 sober wisemen.

The Romans recorded that when ancient Germanic tribes got together for an official government council, they all got super wasted because it's harder to spin lies and bullshit when you're drunk.

Seems like a good fit for Russia

# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:38

hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

The 5000 drunkest russians.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 07:51

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

he owns

On 23 August 2014, he voiced the opinion that Russia ought to abolish political parties in favour of an autocratic system in which the leader would be chosen by the "five to six thousand wisest people" in the country. He also proposed returning to the Imperial flag and anthem.

dude is a paid fuckup

# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:26

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Frog Act posted:

this looks loving awesome but after watching through stalker last night i may be in a weird mental place re: tedious russian film

Same writers, too

# ? Mar 1, 2015 08:56

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

etalian posted:

he owns

On 23 August 2014, he voiced the opinion that Russia ought to abolish political parties in favour of an autocratic system in which the leader would be chosen by the "five to six thousand wisest people" in the country. He also proposed returning to the Imperial flag and anthem.

when ukraine stopped supplying water to crimea he proposed that russia could redirect river dniepr to belarus

# ? Mar 1, 2015 09:18