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Quick, bring Fulton into the squad.
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Mar 2, 2015 08:00
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Ewar Woowar posted:Ross Taylor has looked poo poo but that's in comparison to how he's been in the past. Before Williamson emerged Ross by far and away our best and most reliable batsman. He's still good but I don't think he's ever going to be as influential as he once was. The only reason they should change their line up is to rest either Southee or Vettori (avoid an injury) in the Afghanistan match. You're not going to get any meaningful information from a good performance against a lower team.
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Mar 2, 2015 08:19
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How is McCullum's arm?
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Mar 2, 2015 08:33
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Apparently he played a mean round of golf today so it can't be too bad.
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Mar 2, 2015 08:42
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Mister Chief posted:How is McCullum's arm? Fine according to the herald.
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Mar 2, 2015 08:42
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Maybe Australia will bring Brett Lee out of retirement so he can accidentally bowl a beamer and finish off McCullum.
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Mar 2, 2015 08:53
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Mister Chief posted:Maybe Australia will bring Brett Lee out of retirement so he can accidentally bowl a beamer and finish off McCullum. We should have brought Trevor Chappell out of retirement to bowl to Williamson.
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Mar 2, 2015 09:11
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I'm not sure he'd get away with it for 30 overs.
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Mar 2, 2015 09:14
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Just long enough for Starc to bowl his last over.
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Mar 2, 2015 09:19
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Rotation is a terrible idea in cricket. Play your best side unless you're forced to change it through form or injury.
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Mar 2, 2015 09:43
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Which international cricketer has the most sex and which one has the least sex in this forum's opinion I'm gonna say Gayle for the most sex (but only because he publicly talks about his sexhaving) and for least sex I would say that Jesse Ryder probably has whiskey dick all the time Dear god where is the cricket
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Mar 2, 2015 10:21
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puchu posted:I'm gonna say Gayle for the most sex (but only because he publicly talks about his sexhaving) and for least sex I would say that Jesse Ryder probably has whiskey dick all the time Ryder doesn't count as an international cricketer anymore. If he counts then so does Styris and then the answer becomes Styris.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:25
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Craig Cumming.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:29
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Thread superstar Shane Watson.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:31
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puchu posted:Which international cricketer has the most sex and which one has the least sex in this forum's opinion Imran Khan has every cricketer beaten for most sex
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Mar 2, 2015 10:35
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puchu posted:Which international cricketer has the most sex and which one has the least sex in this forum's opinion 
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Mar 2, 2015 10:46
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De Villers is too christian to have a lot of sex, and I would bet Kohli probably has the most although https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDxTPt3wA44
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Mar 2, 2015 10:51
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Tim Southee has at least one illegitimate child, so he has probably had sex a few times.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:52
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Butt Wizard posted:Ryder doesn't count as an international cricketer anymore. If he counts then so does Styris and then the answer becomes Styris. scott styris looks like a cane toad turned human
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Mar 2, 2015 10:53
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The entire England team is getting repeatedly hosed in the arse
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Mar 2, 2015 10:54
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Watson probably tries to have sex with himself in the mirror a lot does that count
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Mar 2, 2015 10:55
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I assume the Australian team commits the most rapes.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:55
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subroc posted:The entire England team is getting repeatedly hosed in the arse RideTheSpiral posted:I assume the Australian team commits the most rapes.
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Mar 2, 2015 10:57
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Scylo posted:Watson probably tries to have sex with himself in the mirror a lot does that count He's the guy that brings his acoustic guitar to parties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dxP_p6hJlA
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Mar 2, 2015 10:58
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Airstream Driver posted:He's the guy that brings his acoustic guitar to parties Never play back in defense.
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Mar 2, 2015 11:00
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Imagine what a sweet party it would be if Watto, Lee and de Villiers were there and they cracked out the ole gee-tar
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Mar 2, 2015 11:10
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Lionel Richie posted:Imagine what a sweet party it would be if Watto, Lee and de Villiers were there and they cracked out the ole gee-tar Entertainment for the Conservative party conference.
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Mar 2, 2015 11:13
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Poor loving Ross Taylor. There's not much pleasure in knowing you're a better batsman than Stephen Fleming. But Williamson, holy poo poo. He has transformed into an absolute freak - the only explanation is that two years ago he gave Satan a handjob behind the Vance Stand at the Basin Reserve At the start of 2013 he had played 34 games and had an average of 31.80 He's now played 69 games and his average is 47.29 - the highest average of any NZ player.
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Mar 2, 2015 11:45
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Airstream Driver posted:The only reason they should change their line up is to rest either Southee or Vettori (avoid an injury) in the Afghanistan match. You're not going to get any meaningful information from a good performance against a lower team. Should have rested them against England, too, then.
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Mar 2, 2015 17:49
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Is Dan likely to break down at the minute? His action seems ok, and he's had about as much surgery as they can give him. Unless he gets stuck in a hard run chase where they're chasing suicide singles and wrecks a hamstring, is he in danger of breaking down from anything other than a freak injury?
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Mar 2, 2015 17:56
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goatface posted:Is Dan likely to break down at the minute? His action seems ok, and he's had about as much surgery as they can give him. Unless he gets stuck in a hard run chase where they're chasing suicide singles and wrecks a hamstring, is he in danger of breaking down from anything other than a freak injury? He could break his glasses.
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Mar 2, 2015 18:07
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Airstream Driver posted:The only reason they should change their line up is to rest either Southee or Vettori (avoid an injury) in the Afghanistan match. You're not going to get any meaningful information from a good performance against a lower team. Excuse me, they've got Bangladesh to play, and they're above Australia and England in the current Pool A standings.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:01
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Mister Chief posted:If they were tossing up KFC you can bet he wouldn't drop any. Who reported this? Seriously. I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about McCullum saying Ross Taylor loved KFC.?
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Mar 2, 2015 19:38
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serious gaylord posted:Who reported this? Seriously. I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about McCullum saying Ross Taylor loved KFC.? It was a Knuc Kite joke.
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Mar 2, 2015 19:50
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serious gaylord posted:Who reported this? Seriously. I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about McCullum saying Ross Taylor loved KFC.? it was probably reported by an idiot and the guy was probated by a mod that doesn't know the context
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Mar 2, 2015 20:02
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serious gaylord posted:Who reported this? Seriously. I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about McCullum saying Ross Taylor loved KFC.? It was Styris trying to plug a sponsor, not McCullum.
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Mar 2, 2015 20:30
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Can't help it 
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Mar 2, 2015 21:44
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Fat shaming is unkind.
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Mar 2, 2015 21:45
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dusty posted:Poor loving Ross Taylor. There's not much pleasure in knowing you're a better batsman than Stephen Fleming. I called him a consummate test batsman a couple years ago and I've never heard the end of it from my mates.
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Mar 2, 2015 22:59
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Mister Chief posted:If they were tossing up KFC you can bet he wouldn't drop any. I do not approve of this.
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Mar 2, 2015 23:00
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