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I'd still gently caress it
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Spotted this really racist carpet at work:
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Snowy posted:Spotted this really racist carpet at work: That looks pretty crescent fresh.
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Paladinus posted:That looks pretty crescent fresh. Super cres at best.
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at that angle i'm surprised he's not wearing clogs and sitting on a windmill
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 Just signed up for a subway-card and was greeted with this, what are you implying, Subway...
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Nettle Soup posted:
No onion rings. 3/10.
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He only has one?
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:He only has one? That's all you need. It's 99.1 percent pure pig rear end in a top hat.
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:at that angle i'm surprised he's not wearing clogs and sitting on a windmill  I felt the urge to watch Battlefield Earth last night. Too bad it's not on Netflix.
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Snowy posted:Spotted this really racist carpet at work: Looks like Dragon Quest slimes.
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Frostwerks posted:I'd still gently caress it Looks like somebody already has.
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I found a corporate event planning catalog...    I assume all of the events plan they plan are held in Silent Hill.
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Random Stranger posted:I assume all of the events plan they plan are held in Silent Hill.  Checks out.
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The slinky man is actually cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsTCSvewyRU
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VendaGoat posted:
Doesn't have her cans on, how can she possibly know what she's mixing  heh, cans...
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This reads like it was written by Ray Smuckles, spitballing ideas for his latest venture.
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Jerusalem posted:This reads like it was written by Ray Smuckles, spitballing ideas for his latest venture. Either that or Hammacher Schlemmer is branching out.
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All I'm seeing is; 
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cofaigh posted:Jerk detected! This user is on your ignore list, click to view post anyway
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so it reminds you that you have the person ignored so you still have to read that and scroll past it anyway? wow
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I've seen this done at events and can confirm it is awkward as hell and you just feel bad for the lady standing there. The rest are fine because at least they're doing something. Edit: VV I've never seen the carpet lady done anywhere but Bat Mitzvahs, so hopefully not a lot of drunk dads messing with her. There was however one with a Britney Spears impersonator years ago who had to put up with handsy 13 year olds AND their dads. davebo has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Mar 3, 2015 |
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davebo posted:I've seen this done at events and can confirm it is awkward as hell and you just feel bad for the lady standing there. The rest are fine because at least they're doing something. My first thought was that these kinds of performers, red carpet lady especially, are 100% guaranteed to be awkwardly hit on by drunk attendees the whole time.
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mamelon posted:My first thought was that these kinds of performers, red carpet lady especially, are 100% guaranteed to be awkwardly hit on by drunk attendees the whole time. Hey baby does the carpet match the drapes?
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 "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you! Tee hee hee hee!" "Do you come with the car?" "Oh you! Tee hee hee hee!"
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im pooping! posted:so it reminds you that you have the person ignored so you still have to read that and scroll past it anyway? wow No, it's a joke.
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The words "IGNORE ME" popped into my head the second I saw that image, and I STILL didn't get the joke.
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captainOrbital posted:The words "IGNORE ME" popped into my head the second I saw that image, and I STILL didn't get the joke. FactsAreUseless posted as if he obeyed a command of "IGNORE ME" issued by cofaigh.
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Snowy posted:Spotted this really racist carpet at work: 
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Good thing the stylus arms aren't being used or she could be ruining those things!
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I would love to throw a party where a big titty bikini girl is wylin' out on the turntables that aren't even plugged in.
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Is it really a good idea to hire the kids from Party Monster for your corporate shindig? Seriously, is there money to be made in dressing like an idiot and letting suits gawk at you? Because I've got a shitload of student loan debt and all my old goth/raver clothes...
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Sex Hobbit posted:Is it really a good idea to hire the kids from Party Monster for your corporate shindig? An old childhood friend of mine paid off her student loans by being a stilts-walking entertainer. Kid party? Clown on stilts. Football party? Cheerleader on stilts. If a party had a theme she'd be there with stilts on. Unless it was a super fancy party, then she'd do the living table thing. Rich people loving LOVE having some woman pretend to be a table covered in drinks.
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davebo posted:I've seen this done at events and can confirm it is awkward as hell and you just feel bad for the lady standing there. The rest are fine because at least they're doing something. I'm sure that most of those guys are just fine as performers, I just thought they had some drat goofy pictures for them. Other than the stilt walkers. Those guys would haunt my nightmares. 
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