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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Somfin posted:


Isn't this how Burn After Reading started? Hope it ends the same way.


With J. K. Simmons asking "So what did we learn? gently caress if I know either."

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Sir Rolo posted:


So... Muir really does have a lactation thing. I can only pray this will end with Zed drinking Waifu's breast milk, as a stand against Obama's socialist policies of pasteurization.

So basically a libertarian version of the grapes of wrath

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

corn in the bible posted:

maybe you were joking, but at first i thought that was supposed to be Putin.

I'm going to be real, when I first saw it I thought the same thing and was going to call it "AGC" but I don't think a good cartoon or ever A Good Cartoon would imply that Israel is trying to rule the entire world. The joke works better with Putin :(

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Jay Rust posted:

Have some non-political-cartoon Marty Two Bulls, just because.

He apparently used to do a cartoon called "Deez", named after fellow political cartoonist Dees his daughter.

Marty's a Watterson fan!

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

Redhead? Uh, I seem to remember Gallagher having dark brown hair before it turned grey. Maybe he's thinking of Carrot Top? However, from what I've heard about him lately, Gallagher seems like the type that might associate with the Zeds. Though I'm not sure I'd trust government secrets from a guy who makes his living smashing watermelons at the local Elks Lodge. And are they inside the ATF truck? There's an establishing shot of it just before their exchange.. Also, I think that ATF agent is using the binoculars wrong.

bencreateddisco
Dec 7, 2011

I BLEW $74K IN KICKSTARTER MONEY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS UGLY AVATAR

pwn posted:

Marty's a Watterson fan!



Waterston is a Dostoyevsky fan!


quote:

His moans become nasty, disgustingly malignant, and go on for whole days and nights. And of course he knows himself that he is doing himself no sort of good with his moans; he knows better than anyone that he is only lacerating and harassing himself and others for nothing; he knows that even the audience before whom he is making his efforts, and his whole family, listen to him with loathing, do not put a ha’porth of faith in him, and inwardly understand that he might moan differently, more simply, without trills and flourishes, and that he is only amusing himself like that from ill-humour, from malignancy. Well, in all these recognitions and disgraces it is that there lies a voluptuous pleasure. As though he would say: “I am worrying you, I am lacerating your hearts, I am keeping everyone in the house awake. Well, stay awake then, you, too, feel every minute that I have toothache. I am not a hero to you now, as I tried to seem before, but simply a nasty person, an impostor. Well, so be it, then! I am very glad that you see through me. It is nasty for you to hear my despicable moans: well, let it be nasty; here I will let you have a nastier flourish in a minute. ...”

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Svaha posted:

It's :ironicat: in general that right-wingers everywhere, who hold pretty much the same set of beliefs, hate the science that contradicts their holy books, and advocate nearly identical prescriptions for fighting the supposed moral decay of the modern world, almost universally hate the poo poo out of each other.

And thank goodness for that, because if these disparate tribes of assholes ever band together, we're all in deep poo poo.

This comes up often in D&D so you may well already be familiar with it, but just in case you're not, you'd probably be interested in reading The Authoritarians.


Hahaha :laffo: this is the best Iranian Arab human being I've ever seen drawn.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

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Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

The cartoons made in 2015 about Obama being the Muslim Manchurian Candidate seems to have stopped at 7, now they've moved on to, "Obama is so inexperienced he is a child, literally a child." The old talking points from 2007 are progressing in chronological order, is there some kind of score counter that reset and now they're back at Level 2?

forbidden lesbian posted:

I can't see this as anything but Netanyahu wearing a Jewish Diaper

It's just a Superman reference, with the US flag as a cape and the Israeli flag as "he's wearing his underpants on the outside." Maybe his Kryptonian powers are borrowed from America and the special relationship with Israeli is covering his rear end? That's probably giving the author too much credit.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Holy poo poo why would you even think to make this image. This is clearly the worst Hilliary caricature of the year.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




It's well established that Zed is in the Army (see e.g. December 22, 2010) but here Muir has him saying "oorah", which is a thing Marines say.

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Holy crap is this misogynistic; a terrible caricature not remotely recognizable, whose exaggerations are akin to an A. Wyatt Mann drawing of a black guy, or a Jewish person as depicted in Gamergate Propaganda Der Sturmer.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
So today I've seen Rorus Raz's "No idea how net neutrality works" promoted 3 times, by John Scalzi, Chris Kluwe, and just now by Cory Doctorow. It really is going viral.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo


it's adorable that Tinsley is only now finding out that everyone watches porn at work.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




JT Jag posted:

Ok I've suffered DBD for a long time but it's legitimately becoming a creepy fetish porn comic that occasionally bitches about Obama instead of a comic that bitches about Obama that occasionally does creepy fetish porn stuff, we may want to consider no longer posting it
Everyone else has to suffer through people complaining that X comic shouldn't be posted so we may want to consider not posting such things either.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Should show Jeb and W waltzing away from their more centrist father.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Holy poo poo why would you even think to make this image. This is clearly the worst Hilliary caricature of the year.

Deep Hurting posted:

Holy crap is this misogynistic; a terrible caricature not remotely recognizable, whose exaggerations are akin to an A. Wyatt Mann drawing of a black guy, or a Jewish person as depicted in Gamergate Propaganda Der Sturmer.

And it's only 2015! And there's a year and a half to go! Like they say in Wolfenstein, GET PSYCHED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Y'know, SKelley is a really good artist


NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Fried Chicken posted:

So today I've seen Rorus Raz's "No idea how net neutrality works" promoted 3 times, by John Scalzi, Chris Kluwe, and just now by Cory Doctorow. It really is going viral.

Rorus Raz is a consistently great poster and it's great to see him getting a comparable amount of fame to a bird-riding weasel and/or multicolored dress like he deserves.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011


This is supposed to have something to do with the Ontario Liberals wanting to revamp the province's alcohol monopoly to make more money out of its private owners I guess?

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Oh no! Not her butt!

No seriously what does this cartoon even mean?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

CampingCarl posted:

Everyone else has to suffer through people complaining that X comic shouldn't be posted so we may want to consider not posting such things either.
I mean where do we draw the line is all I'm asking? At this rate we're just a few months away from literally every comic being Zed banging a pregnant Waifu and then ejaculating to OBAMAAAA :argh:.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

This is an unusually bad cartoon from latuff. Normally whatever his opinions they're communicated well but this is terrible. An assault rifle with a weird setting dial, and the message is... basically unrealated to the dial, just related to the labels on it. It could be replaced with a sticker saying "for use on" without changing the message. Just seems really weak. :shrug:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Venom Snake posted:



it's adorable that Tinsley is only now finding out that everyone watches porn at work.

You guys keep talking about watching porn, posting, checking out stuff at work

What kind of work do you do where you aren't accosted for having the audacity to try and catch a break?

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

Taciturn Tactician posted:

This is an unusually bad cartoon from latuff. Normally whatever his opinions they're communicated well but this is terrible. An assault rifle with a weird setting dial, and the message is... basically unrealated to the dial, just related to the labels on it. It could be replaced with a sticker saying "for use on" without changing the message. Just seems really weak. :shrug:

Semi-automatic for poors, burst fire for browns, full auto for blacks. AGC.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

As someone who has never lived in snow, why would you care if your neighbors shovel their walk? Is this an actual issue or a petty yardwork thing?

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010

Twelve by Pies posted:

Oh no! Not her butt!

No seriously what does this cartoon even mean?

Have you not hear the latest HILLARY :argh: !!! talking point? While Secretary of State, she also had a personal email address! That she sometimes used while at work! And because it's private, it's not subject to the same kind of transparency a government work email has.

Seriously.. that's the whole thing.. end of story.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

WarpedNaba posted:

You guys keep talking about watching porn, posting, checking out stuff at work

What kind of work do you do where you aren't accosted for having the audacity to try and catch a break?

People don't browse the internet at work while on break

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

As someone who has never lived in snow, why would you care if your neighbors shovel their walk? Is this an actual issue or a petty yardwork thing?

I don't know how it is everywhere, but I know here you're legally responsible for shoveling both the walk up to your house and the sidewalk near it. If your neighbor isn't shoveling their walk, you've gotta trudge through snow when you walk by it.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
E: f, b

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

As someone who has never lived in snow, why would you care if your neighbors shovel their walk? Is this an actual issue or a petty yardwork thing?

You're expected to shovel the public sidewalk that borders your lawn so your neighbors can make their way down the street. It's a courtesy thing.

Eschatos
Apr 10, 2013


pictured: Big Cum's Most Monstrous Ambassador
I saw this recently and couldn't help but laugh.



It's always weird when the internet intrudes into "real life."

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
poo poo can get icy and slippery! Especially because we just had snow-rain-snow-rain-snow and now we're on a third bout of rain that'll doubtless drop cold enough to freeze. If you shovel the heavy snow away and then salt, you can get on top of the ice problem before it happens rather than just ending up with a solid sheet after a few cold-warm cycles.

(Happens everywhere, but Rogers is here in Pittsburgh, so it might be relevant)

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

I have the sinking feeling that beliving Iranians to be nothing but bloodthristy savages that just want nuclear weapons is going to end up as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Cpt.Americant posted:

Have you not hear the latest HILLARY :argh: !!! talking point? While Secretary of State, she also had a personal email address! That she sometimes used while at work! And because it's private, it's not subject to the same kind of transparency a government work email has.

Seriously.. that's the whole thing.. end of story.

Weeeeeeell... it's a little bit more than that, too. Using a personal address for that kind of thing can hurt the organization, since this kind of thing lies outside the typical information structure. So if operations in the future by a future SoS ever need the information from those e-mails, it's going to be harder for them to access them. The National Archives is going to have a nightmare straightening anything out that was used on that e-mail, etc. Basically, there's a reason most companies ask or even demand you to not use personal e-mails for work business. It's not just so that they can see what you're doing, it's so that that information can be integrated into the company's use map and thus make the whole thing run smoother--or run at all, depending on how important it is.

Which, of course, are nuances of archiving and RIM that lie miles and miles beyond the grasp of schlock like that... thing.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Introducing your new Open the Nuclear Gate Champion, BiBi Hulk.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
:golf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrv4PjgQFfE

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Yes, where is the serene stability that the Middle East was noted for before 2009?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here is his gallery, the man is comical and AGC's himself in every other painting.

http://www.jonmcnaughton.com/the-gallery/

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Aw, he's so happy! What a darling man our president is. :allears:

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