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JcDent posted:I wonder if I should try and sell my guardsmen and claim them pro-painted, maybe make some money. Hey guys, let's make a Space Marine chapter that's all about the Confederate Flag. But instead of being a bunch of beer-swilling, flag wavin', xenophobic red necks, we'll instead base their entire story on all the worst aspects of the C.S.A., plus some terrible and awful stereotypes, including a chapter master in a white hood (and poorly converted beakie). No, this isn't a parody army, why do you ask?
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YF19pilot posted:Hey guys, let's make a Space Marine chapter that's all about the Confederate Flag. But instead of being a bunch of beer-swilling, flag wavin', xenophobic red necks, we'll instead base their entire story on all the worst aspects of the C.S.A., plus some terrible and awful stereotypes, including a chapter master in a white hood (and poorly converted beakie). No, this isn't a parody army, why do you ask? Wouldn't terrible and awful stereotypes count as parody?
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YF19pilot posted:we'll instead base their entire story on all the worst aspects of the C.S.A. there aren't any good parts of the CSA sorry
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ghetto wormhole posted:there aren't any good parts of the CSA sorry They had OK taste in guns I guess?
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I seriously thought the flag was photo shopped until I saw the beaky model. This doesn't surprise me. It should, but not much surprises me anymore after the nazi IG tanks.
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ghetto wormhole posted:there aren't any good parts of the CSA sorry I didn't say there were. But you can have parts that are still comparatively worse than others. I'll be careful not to come across as an apologist next time. El Estrago Bonito posted:They had OK taste in guns I guess? Outside of the personal hunting firearms some brought; no those were pretty poo poo, too. JcDent posted:Wouldn't terrible and awful stereotypes count as parody? You'd think so, but this guy seems to be playing it seriously.
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YF19pilot posted:I didn't say there were. But you can have parts that are still comparatively worse than others. I'll be careful not to come across as an apologist next time. Yeah sorry, I didn't actually think you were trying to be an apologist. I'm just of the opinion that it's really no different either way. In fact I'd almost say it's more honest to emphasize the worst parts, though the painter is still a shithead either way.
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quote:rebel yell With a rebel yell she cries, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MO~RE In the midnight hour he paints, BAD SPACE MARINES
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Odd the rebels aren't chaos, but now I want a chaos Sherman marching through the rebel Galaxy until he reaches the great space sea
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As the title states, what's the weirdest stuff you used as part of a miniature? Mine is my fairly recent use of my cat's claw tip clippings to create claws for some of my Flayed Ones conversions-   ~8)
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:hollismason: Oh, and a local thing. I admire the creativity but not the fact that he considers it appropriate to field in a tournament  https://i.imgur.com/OsxkCSa.jpg (  because boobs)
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Pierzak posted::hollismason: Ban MasterSlowPoke for account sharing
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Pierzak posted:Oh, and a local thing. I admire the creativity but not the fact that he considers it appropriate to field in a tournament Wow someone seriously bought one of those and put it on a table? What the hell?
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YF19pilot posted:Wow someone seriously bought one of those and put it on a table? What the hell? Worse. Converted one. The original sculpt is the sniper resting her foot on a low wall or something. I don't know where the naked prisoner came from.
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Pierzak posted:Worse. Converted one. The original sculpt is the sniper resting her foot on a low wall or something. I don't know where the naked prisoner came from. I think that's one of the kingdom of death miniatures that was argued about
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it's a brother vinni. There's a whole line of 'victim girls' (yes, that's the actual name) you can peruse if you want to hate the world just a little bit more.
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Ugly John posted:it's a brother vinni. There's a whole line of 'victim girls' (yes, that's the actual name) you can peruse if you want to hate the world just a little bit more. Wow. The one in the middle of the banner on his site is a girl pinching her nipple and holding a machinegun. That's... something. E: Ukrainian Slave Girl. What makes her Ukrainian? No idea.
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Ugly John posted:it's a brother vinni. There's a whole line of 'victim girls' (yes, that's the actual name) you can peruse if you want to hate the world just a little bit more. It sucks because he's actually a really awesome sculptor and makes some fantastic not-Fallout models, but all that stuff is so intensely creepy.
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quote:Ukrainian Slave Girl. What makes her Ukrainian? No idea. She apparently bears a striking resemblance to a Ukranian Prime Minister:  So... uh. Yeah. EDIT: And since Brother Vinni is Russian, it's just a whole big tangled pile of Nope nope nope.
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Those are somehow worse to me than the dick-boob-rape monster, they're just explicitly rape diorama pieces.
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SRM posted:It sucks because he's actually a really awesome sculptor and makes some fantastic not-Fallout models, but all that stuff is so intensely creepy. Why would he not make them? He clearly fears no god nor man:     Then again, he does seem to follow separation of cheese and game when he wants to:      His Cadians are good. Catachans - not so much. FrostyPox posted:EDIT: And since Brother Vinni is Russian, it's just a whole big tangled pile of Nope nope nope. Expect "tortured fascist cyborgs" line any time soon! 
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I browse this and the 40k thread a lot even though I don't play anymore but I have to say I think I found something for this thread. Some Killer Coke Kans     http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-Ork-Killa-Kans-Custom-Painted-/181680735653
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Again. Amazing. I worry about humanity sometimes. Not being able to see how a coke can with boars for feet is beautiful.
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:Again. Amazing. Is that a legal model? I can never tell with Warhams what is/isn't legal. I would certainly play against it. That guy probably isn't a terrible rules lawyer.
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Len posted:Is that a legal model? I can never tell with Warhams what is/isn't legal. I would certainly play against it. That guy probably isn't a terrible rules lawyer. Conversions are often accepted, especially for Orks. So yeah, it's probably legal as long as it fits on the base for a kan. (granted, it would need to be rebased into round bases)
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JcDent posted:Then again, he does seem to follow separation of cheese and game when he wants to: I had no idea he could actually make proper female models. Those not-Cadians aren't that bad to be honest.
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In the grim darkness of the far future, bare midriffs are bullet-proof.
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Eh, not like the actual GW Catachan models are any better. Bunch of exposed arms and chests for no reason other than RAMBO.
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Dr. Clockwork posted:In the grim darkness of the far future, bare midriffs are bullet-proof. It is HOT IN THE UNIVERSE, ok? GOd!
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Dr. Clockwork posted:In the grim darkness of the far future, bare midriffs are bullet-proof. And wifebeaters are? That's one area that flak vests don't cover, anyways. Everybody knows the really vital organs are in the chest. Reynold posted:Eh, not like the actual GW Catachan models are any better. Bunch of exposed arms and chests for no reason other than RAMBO. It's like you need other reasons, pffft.
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Honestly even the worst of those is far better than 90% of the female IG sculpts out there. The "heroic" scale is exaggerated and goofy in the first place and for the most part they'd all fit in pretty well with their male counterparts, Mordian hooker boots aside.
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Anyone find a United States Marine Corps themed Space Marine army? I find it silly this hasn't been done yet, the military is full of goony types.
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Looks like it was done in 2001. I Google'd "United States Marine Corps themed Space Marine army" and found this on the first image result: http://web.archive.org/web/20011209...thanComanse.htm   Individual pics here: http://web.archive.org/web/20040416194732/www.newwave.org/gw/eventscoverage/gtchicago050501/nathancomanse/index.html   
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WhiteOutMouse posted:Looks like it was done in 2001. Those are loving rad.
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WhiteOutMouse posted:Looks like it was done in 2001. While this is no doubt awesome and well done, that is really more U.S. Army circa WWII. I meant in the realm of Gold, Red, White, etc like the emblem, or digital camo like the modern Marine Corps wears. Also, we use Corpsmen(Navy medics), medics is an Army term.
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WhiteOutMouse posted:Looks like it was done in 2001. Ahahaha. I wondered why that looked so drat familiar. That was my first GT. I was playing warhammer, though. There's a bunch of pics of me and my friends in there. That army and Joe Orteza's Templars are what put the first inkling of wanting to play 40k into my head.
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