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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Efexeye posted:

It's A/B testing which headline gets a higher clickthrough rate.
They seem to keep the original headline up for 1-2 days and then switch to the other permanently, wouldn't that skew the numbers?

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Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows

PittTheElder posted:

Portsmouth is an island. :psyduck:

Portsmouth IS an island though

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cracked sucks it's nothing but clickbait.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Wasn't sure if here, AUG, or Scooten thread was the best place for this.

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

amityville anus posted:

Cracked sucks it's nothing but clickbait.

Entertaining podcast though

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

My Lovely Horse posted:

They seem to keep the original headline up for 1-2 days and then switch to the other permanently, wouldn't that skew the numbers?

The way this works is that a portion of the people get headline A, and a portion get headline B for a testing period; the one that works better is then made permanent for everyone.

It's done the same way for stuff like amazon emails too. They send out a small contingent with varying subjects and then the bulk of the list gets the one that most people in the test group opened.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


That's pretty clever.

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
Huh, never seen a blue and black dog before.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

NuminaXLT posted:

Huh, never seen a blue and black dog before.

Probably because Michael Vick kept it all on his property.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


amityville anus posted:

Cracked sucks it's nothing but clickbait.

Some of their articles are still decent. In fact, there are probably about as many good articles as there ever were, there's just a bunch of crap ones now as well. They still make some pretty good videos though, and one of their podcasts is good.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Tiggum posted:

Some of their articles are still decent. In fact, there are probably about as many good articles as there ever were, there's just a bunch of crap ones now as well. They still make some pretty good videos though, and one of their podcasts is good.

I'd personally say there's probably more good articles, largely because of Robert Evans and J.F. Sargent. They do really interesting articles based on interviews with people, so it's almost like actual journalism.

The videos and podcasts are still where it's at, although the podcast especially would be a lot better if Jack O'Brien reined in his love of hip-hop. I've got nothing against hip-hop, but it really doesn't suit the content and he goes on for way too long about it in the bumpers.

klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch




"Hungary is north of Poland" :psyduck:



From: http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Autocomplete_maps

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Refrigerapist
Dec 11, 2004
Cork is stuck :downs:

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

SLUMPERS posted:

Cork is stuck :downs:

France is bacon.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Turkey is browning too quickly :mmmhmm:

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Data Graham posted:

Turkey is browning too quickly :mmmhmm:

Racist

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I just looked up the Netherlands, wasn't sure whether to use 'is' or 'are' for this purpose. Top results were "The Netherlands is or are" and "The Netherlands are or is"

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Bogmonster posted:

Portsmouth IS an island though

No it isn't. Portsmouth the city extends beyond the island, and the island isn't called Portsmouth.

Cleretic posted:

The videos and podcasts are still where it's at, although the podcast especially would be a lot better if Jack O'Brien reined in his love of hip-hop. I've got nothing against hip-hop, but it really doesn't suit the content and he goes on for way too long about it in the bumpers.

Good lord, this. I've stopped listening to the pod casts just because of how much time he wastes on whatever hip hop song he likes that day.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

twoday posted:

I just looked up the Netherlands, wasn't sure whether to use 'is' or 'are' for this purpose. Top results were "The Netherlands is or are" and "The Netherlands are or is"

Holland is known for a certain kind of flower.

oneof27
May 27, 2007
DSMtalker
Hollandaisies?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Isn't autocomplete sensitive to who you are and what you've searched for before? For instance, I got "england is the most class ridden country under the sun" because I'm a socialist or some poo poo.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

BonHair posted:

Isn't autocomplete sensitive to who you are and what you've searched for before? For instance, I got "england is the most class ridden country under the sun" because I'm a socialist or some poo poo.

my top result was "england is a dump" followed by "england is better than america" :haw:

Yeah the google's search results you see are pretty much a function of where you are, who you are, and also everything you've ever done on the internet.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I got England: "England Rugby" :geno:

Europe: "Europe - Continent"

America: "American airlines"


the most boring results :geno::geno::geno:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



> England is rainbow dash

poo poo

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Zzulu posted:

I got England: "England Rugby" :geno:

Europe: "Europe - Continent"

America: "American airlines"


the most boring results :geno::geno::geno:

:ssh: you need to type is :ssh:

klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch


:ohdear:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
England is a country
Wales is a country
Northern Ireland is part of UK
Scotland is not a real country

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
I got the US is moon moon

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.
Belfast checks out.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

:gooncamp:

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

"The Mediterranean is a corrupting sea" sounds like the opening words of a bad novel.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Elohssa Gib posted:

Wasn't sure if here, AUG, or Scooten thread was the best place for this.


Son, back in the 2010s there were these things called dank memes

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002


If you can't have fun in Montreal you're probably dead.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Rumda posted:

:ssh: you need to type is :ssh:

Europe is: "Europe islam"

America is :"america is not the greatest country in the world"

England is: "england isthmian football league" :psyduck:

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Zzulu posted:

Europe is: "Europe islam"

America is :"america is not the greatest country in the world"

England is: "england isthmian football league" :psyduck:

I got the same for America.

England is a country.
Europe is just next door.
Latin America is a country.
Asia is a continent of extremes.
Australia is a prison.
Africa is a mess.

That's all I know about the world.

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Sep 7, 2014

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

china bot posted:

Ghanaian movie posters:


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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


I love this place and go often. The owner was selling a bunch of these if you are interested.

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You might want to host these instead of linking directly.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Elohssa Gib posted:

Wasn't sure if here, AUG, or Scooten thread was the best place for this.


This is why the internet is a terrible place full of awful people.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

I love this place and go often. The owner was selling a bunch of these if you are interested.

edit
You might want to host these instead of linking directly.

They're hosted now - my bad!

I'm there every week, but I had no idea these were on sale. Time to decorate my apartment...

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