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Skip My Posts posted:I bet that 40 year old guy who is too afraid to drink a beer is gonna kick some rear end! Benson Henderson said he doesn't drink and he has won fights
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:you're right, people taking poo poo too seriously is only one of the many things that is hilarious. and we can all be happy for that hobo who's gonna get a good amount of booze money a wrasslin' poster accusing someone else of taking poo poo too seriously after like a solid half of yall have written manifestos on wwe & race & gender & gay stuff is funny imo
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CM Punk is so lame he makes Benson Henderson look cool
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LobsterMobster posted:Benson Henderson said he doesn't drink and he has won fights Let's not start throwing plural words around willy-nilly.
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Yuriy posted:a wrasslin' poster accusing someone else of taking poo poo too seriously after like a solid half of yall have written manifestos on wwe & race & gender & gay stuff is funny imo those are funny too though
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LobsterMobster posted:Benson Henderson said he doesn't drink and he has won fights He's a real fighter though
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Do any of the wrestling posters make jokes, which are funny, or do they just get into horrific, confusing arguments
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Dangersim posted:Do any of the wrestling posters make jokes, which are funny, or do they just get into horrific, confusing arguments Cornwind Evil posted:So my dad, who watched wrestling with me when I was younger so he and I would have something to relate to each other with, but mostly dropped out once I grew up, doesn't really GET why I'm so drat depressed and wanting to quit. He keeps insisting that McMahon is a businessman and will do what makes him money, and if Reigns doesn't work they'll put Bryan in. I just can't explain to him 'Vince is a senile dumbass POS' and 'He doesn't care about chasing big money, in fact he'd prefer what he has now, this boring status quo of kids and a group of broken down idiots who just can't bring themselves to leave', because he's certain that Vince has a clue how to run his own drat business.
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Keg posted:He will, by the way, lose. He vomes home to a beautiful wife
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Skip My Posts posted:Chris Benoit 2-0-1 (unsanctioned)
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so do lots of people, and not all of them get their rear end kicked by a hobo before hand
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 Sometimes I go into the wrestling threads and amused when people talk about his the most wildly successful promoter in history has no idea what he's doing
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Stabbing Spork posted:2-0-1 (unsanctioned) 
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Stabbing Spork posted:2-0-1 (unsanctioned) Lol
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Dangersim posted:Do any of the wrestling posters make jokes, which are funny, or do they just get into horrific, confusing arguments My posts are very good.
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Dangersim posted:
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Toxx: CM Punk's debut opponent willl be more legitimate than Kimbo Slice's debut opponent for Bellator
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Dangersim posted:Do any of the wrestling posters make jokes, which are funny, or do they just get into horrific, confusing arguments A poster in this very thread said that Punk's extensive experience in fake fighting will help him in the UFC because how hard would it be to just not hold back on the punches I thought it was very funny and laughed
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Street Horrrsing posted:Toxx: CM Punk's debut opponent willl be more legitimate than Kimbo Slice's debut opponent for Bellator Kimbo is fighting Ken Shamrock
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Street Horrrsing posted:Toxx: CM Punk's debut opponent willl be more legitimate than Kimbo Slice's debut opponent for Bellator so any of these:
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It'll be more legit than Mickey Rourke's opponent
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Chris James 2 posted:It'll be more legit than Mickey Rourke's opponent such great heights
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Mystery Opponent posted:A poster in this very thread said that Punk's extensive experience in fake fighting will help him in the UFC because how hard would it be to just not hold back on the punches That doesn't even make sense, how would that help him
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It helped Brock Lesnar!
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Dangersim posted:That doesn't even make sense, how would that help him Knowing that pro-wrestling is fake doesn't stop some people from believing in it.
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Dangersim posted:That doesn't even make sense, how would that help him 
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Though to be fair: Sakuraba + Joshie B maybe?? I mean catch as catch can is pretty much pro-wrasslin'
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RacistGuidingLight posted:My posts are very good. Nope.
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Dangersim posted:Do any of the wrestling posters make jokes, which are funny One might every once in a while, then the another dozen spend the next ten pages fantasy booking any funny aspect of it into the ground Also imagine I added an owen hart joke at the end of that last sentence to get the true wrestleposter experience
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Like most of the "jokes" I see are someone repeating a line from 1997 or something
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Dangersim posted:Like most of the "jokes" I see are someone repeating a line from 1997 or something The posts meant to be taken seriously like the one I linked above are the funny ones.
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My feeling is if Punk goes in and he wins then that's great, he lived out something on his bucket list and achieved when he was up there in age with injuries. If he loses it'll be loving hilarious comedy wise but hey, he still put himself into that octagon and lived a dream.
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I hope CM Punk has a good fight against someone who isn't a gag opponent and wins because I like CM Punk and I want him to be successful at this thing he wants to do. I'm sorry to the hardcore MMA fans who think CM Punk is taking somebody's spot because he's famous and the whole thing is a farce, I basically felt the same way when Brock came back to wrasslin' and he was already a wrassler so I had less good reason. But I hope he wins anyway.
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Pro wrestling is extremely epic and cool. Its about the story of man vs. man, man vs. god, nature vs. gold dust (some of the 7 story types). Sadly it's wasted on pro wrestling fans. Imagine this: You're just a regular guy. You drive your atv around and drink beers all the time. You have a hit podcast. Then, a call to action. Your boss damns you to hell and reveals that it was him all along. What's next? You go on a hero's journey . This is the story of wrestling. Good vs. evil. Gold dust vs. Evil Gold Dust. It's a passion play.
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