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Everything Counts posted:Wait! Joy of movement--increasing! Love of dance--impossible to resist! Toes--twinkling! But we must have the loafer lightener! It's the lifeblood of ze industry!
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Everything Counts posted:Wait! Joy of movement--increasing! Love of dance--impossible to resist! Toes--twinkling! See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing...
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Gin_Rummy posted:The JAPANESE? Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders?  ME SO SOLLY!
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Root Bear posted:
I STAND BY MY ETHNIC SLUR. 
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Monday_ posted:I STAND BY MY ETHNIC SLUR.
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Lord Hydronium posted:I was trying to do a Don Rickles about Arabs, but it turned into a Mel Gibson about Mexicans!  The one on the left is Mel Gibson, I don't know who the other two guys are. TMMadman fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 08:29
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CatchrNdRy posted:Here is as the French say Le Fake Diorama That is because you are, as they say in Latin, a Dorkus Malorkus!
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Gin_Rummy posted:The JAPANESE? Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders? What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.
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The Dennis System posted:What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman. Oh aye, an' I took many a good lump! But 'twas all in good fun!
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Everything Counts posted:Wait! Joy of movement--increasing! Love of dance--impossible to resist! Toes--twinkling! No...no! Wait a minute -- [tries breathing] Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but...asthma disappearing.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It is the mystery... of the dance... That's my name with Bella on the end of it! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:That's my name with Bella on the end of it! Self-quoting goons? I'm ever so pissed!
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PT6A posted:Self-quoting goons? I'm ever so pissed! Yeah, a goon like this you have to feed every day.
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TMMadman posted:
 I'm TMMadman! Blah blah blah! Quote this, quote that! Blah blah blah!
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PT6A posted:Self-quoting goons? I'm ever so pissed! You couldn't quote your mother on the quotingest day of your life if you had an electrified quoting machine. 
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Mar 6, 2015 21:38
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Do over Ham posted:You couldn't quote your mother on the quotingest day of your life if you had an electrified quoting machine. But I was using my whole rear end.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:41
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Root Bear posted:
Do over Ham, have The Nastier Nate killed.
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Root Bear posted:
Hello, my name is Dr. Cheeks, I've been doing my rounds and I'm a little behind!
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Root Bear posted:
Lady, you're gorgeous.
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Bravo! Walk away from it. Now it belongs to the ages. You! Not another stroke! Oh well, maybe one more, that's it! Perfect! Oh! Another triumph!
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My coat of arms is Do over Ham couchant on a field vert.
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Gin_Rummy posted:
I'm glad you're OK, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic. 
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Root Bear posted:
I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
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Writer Cath posted:Lady, you're gorgeous. Shake it, madam. Capital knockers.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Shake it, madam. Capital knockers. How frightfully rude. I certainly hope someone stabs jscolon2.0 in the eye.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Shake it, madam. Capital knockers. Oh you, 
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Mister Kingdom posted:How frightfully rude. I certainly hope someone stabs jscolon2.0 in the eye. You will die a terrible, terrible death.
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Mister Kingdom posted:How frightfully rude. I certainly hope someone stabs jscolon2.0 in the eye. Uh, why don't you invite him over to dinner. Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it... bam! The old fork in the eye.
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Do over Ham posted:Uh, why don't you invite him over to dinner. Turn him from an enemy to a friend. Then when he's not expecting it... bam! The old fork in the eye. 
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Do over Ham posted:Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get hot dog in it! What kind of goon wears Armour hot dogs?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What kind of goon wears Armour hot dogs? Don't these forums know any songs that aren't commercials?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Don't these forums know any songs that aren't commercials? Hey America; you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. America. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hey America; you're so fine. FROM SEA TO SHINING SEEEEEEEEAAAAAA Thanks for quoting! And don't forget to buy some orange drink for the long drive home!
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Everything Counts posted:
 Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
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Do over Ham posted:You couldn't quote your mother on the quotingest day of your life if you had an electrified quoting machine. But if you quit, it'd be like an expert knot tier quitting a knot-tying contest right in the middle of tying a knot.
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TMMadman posted:Do over Ham, have The Nastier Nate killed. There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess
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