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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Beast of Bourbon posted:

it's  Gold.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
poty make the thread

Mathhole
Jun 2, 2011

rot in hell, wonderbread.
what is chance of apple head mounted watch?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Mathhole posted:

what is chance of apple head mounted watch?

the band will easily fit around your pencil neck, poindexter

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I just sprung forward and am not happy

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mathhole posted:

what is chance of apple head mounted watch?

looking forward to the Apple cockring

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
wait so just to be clear here, apple is selling 10k gold and pretending they've invented some new technology that makes it 18k gold?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Love in my hands or in this case, wrists.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Beast of Bourbon posted:

wait so just to be clear here, apple is selling 10k gold and pretending they've invented some new technology that makes it 18k gold?

something something will sell a bunch anyway something mcdonalds analogy

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
the op of the other keynote thread is better, just my 2 centz

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The Management posted:

poty make the thread

he did lol

newreply.php posted:

the op of the other keynote thread is better, just my 2 centz

agreed

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

unconcerned with which thread is better; probate cremnob tomorrow please and thank you

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
hilarious what happened to the poty thread. this thread is still garbage tho & cremnob should be contained to the flame thread

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

bobbilljim posted:

cremnob should be contained to the flame thread
cremnob should be contained to a 55 gal steel drum and dropped in the challenger trench

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
he might find it challenging to post from there!!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OK poty thread was better, smythe has gone mad with power. end this lunacy and also probate cremnob

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
don't know about you guys, but im "watch"ing apple slide into teh shitter

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Beast of Bourbon posted:

wait so just to be clear here, apple is selling 10k gold and pretending they've invented some new technology that makes it 18k gold?
no. their gold is 18K gold. "regular" 18K gold is a mixture of gold and other metals so a certain weight of 18K gold will take up a certain volume of space. Apple gold uses ceramics in its mixture so for the same weight of regular 18K gold its volume will be slightly larger as the ceramic particles take up more space.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i am very excite

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

pram posted:

i am very excite

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

pram posted:

i am very excite

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Mr. Apollo posted:

no. their gold is 18K gold. "regular" 18K gold is a mixture of gold and other metals so a certain weight of 18K gold will take up a certain volume of space. Apple gold uses ceramics in its mixture so for the same weight of regular 18K gold its volume will be slightly larger as the ceramic particles take up more space.

so less gold = more, better gold?

got it.

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

there's still time to repent. u dont have to be on the wrong side of history

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


my wife requires a rmba plz remit thx tim

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

acknowledge the greatness of the apple watch before its too late

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

theadder posted:

my wife requires a rmba plz remit thx tim

well buy the drat roomba then

pram
Jun 10, 2001
do eet

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


distorting my words in yospos!!!!

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

theadder posted:

my wife requires a rmba plz remit thx tim

I require one too.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
apple watch is going to make apple a trillion dollar company

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

apple watch is going to make apple a trillion dollar company

maybe if they can figure out how to make a not useless version of it in 10 years when the technology for such a thing actually exists

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the bigger they are the harder they fall

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the technophobe mother of two I work with isn't interested, fail apple!

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i jokingly asked a friend of mine if he was gonna buy a new apple computer internetwatch and he was like "yeah, probably a large sport watch"

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
backdrop: in an office at the watercooler

guy 1: hey man seen that awesome new apple watch? I'm going to splurge and get the edition.
guy 2: sorry, which edition?
guy 1: you know, the edition. im goign to get the edition watch

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

bobbilljim posted:

backdrop: in an office at the watercooler

guy 1: hey man seen that awesome new apple watch? I'm going to splurge and get the edition.
guy 2: sorry, which edition?
guy 1: you know, the edition. im goign to get the edition watch

looking forward to hearing "what addition? like a case or something?" wherever they sell these things

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol i didnt even think of watch cases

if people are dumb enough to put cases on their cell phones i bet theyre dumb enough to put a case on their watch

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
the only person i work with who expressed anything but confusion at apple making a watch was the same guy who cried when steve jobs died and took a day off over it and tried carrying a cardboard replica of the iphone 6+ in his pocket to see if he'd be bothered by the size (he was)

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Fabricated posted:

the only person i work with who expressed anything but confusion at apple making a watch was the same guy who cried when steve jobs died and took a day off over it and tried carrying a cardboard replica of the iphone 6+ in his pocket to see if he'd be bothered by the size (he was)

whats his forums username

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Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Beeftweeter posted:

lol i didnt even think of watch cases

if people are dumb enough to put cases on their cell phones i bet theyre dumb enough to put a case on their watch

i asked earlier what kind of case should i get for my edition, i don't want to scratch the gold.

i'm thinking hard plastic maybe with a burberry or tory burch print?

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