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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Norns posted:

Looks like deep fried Mac and cheese.

This is equivalently bad.

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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
thats retarded and probably tastes bad

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

would you eat a burger on a donut? i think i would do it if it was available where i was eating.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I DON'T KNOW
POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF EATING IT.
CERTAINLY MODS WILL NEVER KNOW.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

I DON'T KNOW
POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF EATING IT.
CERTAINLY MODS WILL NEVER KNOW.

your caps lock is on bbc it's on the left hand side above the shiftkey and below the tab key

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bitches

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Sweet Tea posted:

would you eat a burger on a donut? i think i would do it if it was available where i was eating.

A local burger place partnered with a doughnut place here for that very thing. It was loving delicious.

I'm big on sweet and savory combos though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Norns posted:

I'm big on sweet and savory combos though.

I like it too, I just can't imagine donut glaze and burger tasting good to me.

Of course I am also a broken brain that enjoy a Pineapple teriyaki burger though.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

VendaGoat posted:

I like it too, I just can't imagine donut glaze and burger tasting good to me.

Of course I am also a broken brain that enjoy a Pineapple teriyaki burger though.

Grilled burger brushed with teriyaki, topped with grilled pineapple...and swiss...

On grilled Kings Hawaiian buns.

Yeah.

oxyrosis
Aug 4, 2006
Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Sweet Tea posted:

is this good burgerin? there's a del taco near me but i've never ordered a burger from there.

Del taco burgers are good because they fry up the patties in a griddle, use crispy bacon and use tiny diced up onions.

Del Taco burgers are about textures, crunchy onions hidden amongst shredded lettuce and tomato with (of course) juicy burgers and cheese on toasted bread.

Great burger, only beaten within its weight class by the Bakers double with cheddar(or jalepeno jack) with ortega chile slices.

Bakers Double burger with chile in progress

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Quality review. Will try Del Taco burger.

You have huge hands.

oxyrosis
Aug 4, 2006
Scars are tattoos with better stories.

Norns posted:

Quality review. Will try Del Taco burger.

You have huge hands.

Naw, that burger was more than half done, fools the eyes.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Pretty good lookin burg

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
lol lazy western pigdogs and their simple slabs of crap, perhaps you enjoy burger atop your majestic twin towers? no? ha


*munches exquisite and artfully made beef shawarma next to sparkling river*

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I would hit that. But this is the burg thread. Start your own wrapped meats thread.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Stoic Commie posted:

lol lazy western pigdogs and their simple slabs of crap, perhaps you enjoy burger atop your majestic twin towers? no? ha


*munches exquisite and artfully made beef shawarma next to sparkling river*



Yeah that looks very tasty but this is a thread about burgers.

Feel free to start a shawarma/burrito/wrapped things thread.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
wel, you see, no. since shawarmas are like burgers but laughably better, they belong here. let me just clean out your grease trap with some REAL food porn



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Stoic Commie posted:

wel, you see, no. since shawarmas are like burgers but laughably better, they belong here. let me just clean out your grease trap with some REAL food porn





Wow trolling in a positive thread about burgers, which are great. Kinda sad.

You aint gonna make us mad because we have too much love in our hearts. This thread is just too positive. Sorry.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Except they aren't burgers. Just like a loving taco or burrito also aren't burgers.

Edit: I'm not mad. I'm just passionate about burgers.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
it does look p fuckin tasty tho

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Sweet Tea posted:

that's what i'm referring to. didn't he say he got it off ebay for like 15 bucks or something?

To my knowledge (his youtube videos are excellent time killers/fillers) he's done it twice. He's drank Crystal Pepsi by itself in one video (think he paid ~$70 for it) and in the burger in a can one he washed it down with a Diet Crystal Pepsi. The Diet one was actually still carbonated which was crazy...and badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc5EMEyvFA4
Keep in mind, usually I hate people who make a decent living off youtube doing stupid poo poo, mostly because of insane jealousy, but this guy is the exception in my book.

Seconding/thirding/whatevering the Big Mac love. Sure it's not the best burg out there, but it's a good burg.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
it doesn't get any more positive than a positively delicious and nutritious shawarma. when you eat one, you feel god's love entering you. when you eat a burger, you feel god's love leaving you in anguish in approx 3-6 hours

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I don't trust anyone who doesn't enjoy a Big Mac once in a while.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
if a burger gives you digestive problems unironically seek help because theres something wrong with you, hth

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
yeah, it's called a burger

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Shawarmas are actually the worst meat-in-bread imho.

Burgers > Tacos/Burritos > Gyros/Donair > Shawarma

vvv Oh most def.

Jehde fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Mar 9, 2015

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Jehde posted:

Shawarmas are actually the worst meat-in-bread imho.

Burgers > Tacos/Burritos > Gyros/Donair > Shawarma

and yet if offered any of the above i would happily cram one in my facehole

there's no need to hate in the burger thread. let us all come together in the harmony of enjoying meat and carbs.

ps gently caress vegans

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
shawarma is the same thing as gyro/doner kebab tho lol

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Post more burger photos IMO.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

C. Everett Koop posted:

ps gently caress vegans

they're barely sentient, imo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

C. Everett Koop posted:

ps gently caress vegans


Burg Thread: gently caress VEGANS!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
Behold the P. Scary.



Because In-N-Out came to Austin and we were all like, we already got P. Terry's, we burgin' just fine.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp














Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Having lived in Saudi Arabia for a few years I can confirm Shawarma owns hardcore.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

shawarma is the same thing as gyro/doner kebab tho lol

Gyros and doner are subsets of shawarma.

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZc9zdEL0Tk

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lmao

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

i experimented for a week and solely ate burgers for every meal and i got leaner and lost lbs.

also burgers taste good with eggs inside of them

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