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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

jess posted:


Looks like it was poorly tattooed on a 12 lb. smoked Virginia ham. Mofo needs to do forearms once in a while.


Grow a chest before you get anything tattooed on it, especially a scene of a snowball fight between trashcans.


Neuer tun Jaster Lhan youn Guardian angel can jly
:rimshot:


This is just sad. She seems to be some sort of cutter that has a DIY tattoo. poo poo, I could do better with the stylus from a turntable and some ballpoint ink.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Put some damned sheets on your bed at least :argh:

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Uncle ShortyB posted:



Here's a tattoo a friend of mine got the other day. He also has a worse tattoo that looks like he went to a scratcher despite going to an actual tattoo studio, but I don't have a picture of it on my phone.

I've looked at this for a while and it just gets worse the longer you look. Like the index finger on her left hand is just hosed. The Leifield arching back that boobs going full on dead or alive style trying to escape their host. The bad not just for anime dead eyed stare. The jean shorts that apparently are longer in the back than the front bent backwards right knee. The aforementioned single tooth. There's just so much there.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

This isn't great, but after the 4 you posted before it, it really came as a sort of soothing balm to the senses.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
T... Tuggernaut?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The White Dragon posted:

T... Tuggernaut?

Juggalette

I'm the filthy ash tray 3 inches from a fresh tattoo

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Time works the same way.

#phuckANYBODYthoughts

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?





confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.

Zombie baby will feed on your soul.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Steeers
gently caress that's bad good lord.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

confused posted:

Zombie baby will feed on your soul.

Wait... is that not supposed to be a zombie baby? What seemed like a surgery scar on the head seems like it might be meant as something worn in the hair. That's super unfortunate.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

davidspackage posted:

Wait... is that not supposed to be a zombie baby? What seemed like a surgery scar on the head seems like it might be meant as something worn in the hair. That's super unfortunate.

I think the thin thing running up the left side is supposed to be some sort of plant, and the 'stitches' are a leafy part of it.

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

What the gently caress is this even supposed to be?

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Martout posted:

What the gently caress is this even supposed to be?

Steelers logo.

Dude got the lovely tattoo his had football opinions deserved.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Martout posted:

What the gently caress is this even supposed to be?

Elucidarius
Oct 14, 2006

Hahahaha I saw this on my instagram feed and thought "maybe I should post this". God, everything about that is awful. The artist generally isn't bad but that one is awful as hell.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Elucidarius posted:

Hahahaha I saw this on my instagram feed and thought "maybe I should post this". God, everything about that is awful. The artist generally isn't bad but that one is awful as hell.

It gets better when you realise where on the body that is.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

dpack_1 posted:

It gets better when you realise where on the body that is.

All I can think is it must have hurt like gently caress.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Spidey needs a new nappy

Pesterchum
Nov 8, 2009

clown car to hell choo choo

Sentient Data posted:

Spidey needs a new nappy

Wait, does he even have an rear end or are those just legs attached to his waist?

nerdpony
May 1, 2007

Apparently I was supposed to put something here.
Fun Shoe

dpack_1 posted:

It gets better when you realise where on the body that is.

OHMYGOD WHY OW

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Toddler scribbles, just what I've always wanted permanently etched into my skin.




:nws: :
http://i.imgur.com/TCnGzJL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YEr6Kwz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vVGrV4m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/yw62Cdp.jpg


More: http://tattrx.com/style/lines

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

This dude couldn't wait to get his whole rear end out.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

On the back or the bicep or something it would be a bad tattoo....but why on the face?! :stare:

What makes people think it's a good idea to get a few words scribbled on the side of their face? Judging for the angle, I'm guessing it just awakardly sits on the sight of her face too? How is that a good idea to anyone?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
She doesn't seem too keen on good ideas based on the ear piercing

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Those are actually kind of cool. I'm hoping that at least the first few were free, though, since it would fit into some sort of art exhibit.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
They look awful

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

SpliffClavin posted:

This dude couldn't wait to get his whole rear end out.

Feels good man.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Great Hitler tattoo.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


I was going to laugh at both the scratcher-quality execution and the art itself, but apparently it's one of those shows where even that drawing wouldn't be too far off model


e: Keep those opinions to yourselves! The hivemind hates reality!

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Mar 9, 2015

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

A friend of mine told me her sister is a "really good" tattoo artist. The results were basically what I expected.









Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009
[quote="Patchouli Patrol" post="442489791"]
A friend of mine told me her sister is a "really good" tattoo artist. The results were basically what I expected.







Woo hoo, skeleton tree boner!!

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Derek of the Andes posted:

[quote="Patchouli Patrol" post="442489791"]
A friend of mine told me her sister is a "really good" tattoo artist. The results were basically what I expected.







Woo hoo, skeleton tree boner!!

Okay, so those are obviously names....Kelythan? Did this person want four kids instead of three and decide all the baby names on her dream board were going to go to her three kids anyway, and got Kelythan instead of Kelly and Ethan?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

detectivemonkey posted:

Steelers logo.

Dude got the lovely tattoo his had football opinions deserved.

Did you stroke out or something

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


These are cool

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Okay, so those are obviously names....Kelythan? Did this person want four kids instead of three and decide all the baby names on her dream board were going to go to her three kids anyway, and got Kelythan instead of Kelly and Ethan?

It looks more like Keiythan to me.

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Bogan Krkic posted:

These are cool

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy
It came from Reddit. Not sure I've ever seen a Mucha butchered so entirely, or someone fail so completely to imitate a style. I guess the colors aren't entirely poo poo, and if the guy keeps moving, maybe no-one will notice.

McKilligan has a new favorite as of 16:14 on Mar 9, 2015

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

McKilligan posted:

It came from Reddit. Not sure I've ever seen a Mucha butchered so entirely, so someone fail so completely to imitate a style. I guess the colors aren't entirely poo poo, and if the guy keeps moving, maybe no-one will notice.



Is that Belle from Beauty and The Beast?

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