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"good morning, after a period of self-reflection and business analysis led by the principles steve jobs laid down for this company, it is with great enthusiasm that we are announcing today that we will not be releasing the iwatch. we deeply regret initiating, developing and announcing a product that goes so far against the basic tenets of good product design and i, tim cook, would like to personally apologize for approving this concept. effective immediately, i will be stepping down as ceo of apple as my conscience dictates. further, we are pleased to announce that johnny ives has sought other opportunities as a perpetually unemployed hack. now, i'm going to hand things over to our new ceo, scott forstall, who has some exciting announcements about the phase-out of the iphone 6 line and a classic re-design of ios that will restore the functionality and design that made it great"
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poty posted:what time is it?
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Stymie posted:"good morning, after a period of self-reflection and business analysis led by the principles steve jobs laid down for this company, it is with great enthusiasm that we are announcing today that we will not be releasing the iwatch. we deeply regret initiating, developing and announcing a product that goes so far against the basic tenets of good product design and i, tim cook, would like to personally apologize for approving this concept. shut the gently caress up
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:49 |
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tim~
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:50 |
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BeOSPOS posted:Tom cook slept in til 4:30am like a slob
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:54 |
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seriously if this isn't normal for you, you're not fit for working at the headquarters
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:seriously if this isn't normal for you, you're not fit for working at the headquarters i would love to work for apple but if that's honestly the case lol gently caress no 8-5 like a normal human being, thanks
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:55 |
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video is up
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:55 |
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I really hate the sort of bullshit mythmaking about leaders who sleep 4 hours a day / regularly go for 15 miles runs / subsist on nothing but sunlight and a thin glucose-based syrup
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:55 |
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trilljester posted:Is it Jane Time yet?
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:56 |
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its a bit silly. what good is having more money than god if you spend all day every day slaving away
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:56 |
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got some left over steak and stir fry, time to see some overpriced watches lol 1st gen apple products
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Linguica posted:I really hate the sort of bullshit mythmaking about leaders who sleep 4 hours a day / regularly go for 15 miles runs / subsist on nothing but sunlight and a thin glucose-based syrup maybe it's cuz they all wear watches
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minutes to go! rip poty rip cremnob
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:57 |
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Linguica posted:I really hate the sort of bullshit mythmaking about leaders who sleep 4 hours a day / regularly go for 15 miles runs / subsist on nothing but sunlight and a thin glucose-based syrup
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:57 |
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give it to me tim
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:57 |
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nice funk trap going on
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:57 |
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tim is listening to one republic wonder if we're gonna get a free album from them too now
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Ripoff posted:i would love to work for apple but if that's honestly the case lol gently caress no same. all these people are going to have an early onset of alzheimer's with all the modafinil, adderall and bullet proof coffee they ingest
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poty posted:its a bit silly. what good is having more money than god if you spend all day every day slaving away the pride of knowing that, at the helm of the world's most important corporation, you're making everybody's lives a little bit better
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horse mans posted:nice funk trap going on that swing is maxed out!
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:00 |
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I pressed play on the live event icon on my iPhone 6 running iOS 8.1.3 and it's not streaming. what is going on tim?
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trilljester posted:I pressed play on the live event icon on my iPhone 6 running iOS 8.1.3 and it's not streaming. what is going on tim? works for me
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I'm reading the verge live blog and the author is awful. that's my update. thanks for reading
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timb is a 1republican
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:01 |
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can't wait to hear the apple watch announced in chinese
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BeOSPOS posted:I'm reading the verge live blog and the author is awful. that's my update. thanks for reading you're welcome
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:01 |
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chinese stream is on again
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chinese lol
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haveblue posted:can't wait to hear the apple watch announced in chinese haha you got ur wish
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:02 |
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oh good. they opened an apple store. my favourite part of these things.
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:02 |
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event looks good on my retina MacBook Pro. get me a retina MacBook Air now, please timb
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yay pictures!
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surprise, this video has been playing on an apple watch the whole time
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is cremnob banned
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its all chinese people
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TIM
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yay timb
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very China focused video
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good morning tim
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