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trilljester posted:Medical research didn't help Steve, tim. it would've if he hadn't thought happy thoughts magically made cancer go away when it came to health steve was dumb as poo poo
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Last Chance posted:it is kinda funny how they went right from buying coca cola to medical research lol if you buy coke with apple pay- boom, you're signed up for diabetes research
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Mar 9, 2015 18:20
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booooooooooooring
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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really disappointed in the lack of beats plugs going on rn
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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Dirk Pitt posted:booooooooooooring this owns, gently caress you
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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holy poo poo research kit is going to make so many things more possible FUCKKKK
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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this doesn't sound reliable
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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let us test the hand tremors of someone by giving them an expensive, delicate electronic device to hold (and likely drop)
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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iphone is pretty cool
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Mar 9, 2015 18:21
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all kidding aside this is some pretty powerful but niche kinda stuff you can now stick iPhones and iWatches in your grant proposal and not get laughed off the face of the planet
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Mar 9, 2015 18:22
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b0red posted:really disappointed in the lack of beats plugs going on rn calling it: apple watch battery life is low so they could fit tiny subwoofer for serious Beats Audio
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Mar 9, 2015 18:22
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health stuff is nice but this man is not very entertaining
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Mar 9, 2015 18:22
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haha the applause for diabetics because of all the fat fucks in the audience
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Mar 9, 2015 18:22
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anxiously waiting for android health: just a static screen that says youre a fat gently caress
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Mar 9, 2015 18:23
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hmm can iPhones now be considered medical devices so I can get them paid for with my medical coverage hmm hmm hmmm?
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Mar 9, 2015 18:23
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this guy does not have much charisma. they shoulda hired a doctor.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:23
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this guy is dressed like tim
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Mar 9, 2015 18:23
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oh my god is he going to go down the list of every single disease that exists
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Mar 9, 2015 18:24
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touch your phone to your breast. now.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:24
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he has an apple watch on.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:24
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all medical apps now have to be HIPA compliant
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Dirk Pitt posted:this guy does not have much charisma. they shoulda hired a doctor. to bring him baaack to life~~~
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Mar 9, 2015 18:24
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Mar 9, 2015 18:24
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we're really excited about researchkit 
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:touch your phone to your breast. now. send your pics to appelhealth@yahoo.com
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Mar 9, 2015 18:25
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oh jesus we get a video that says the same thing
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:touch your phone to your breast. now. next up: get a colonoscopy using your iPhone camera simply by shoving it in your rear end thanks timb
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Mar 9, 2015 18:25
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oh cool glad to see susan komen has its hooks into apple too, there's some more smart business practices by tim
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Mar 9, 2015 18:25
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oh cool, a heart disease app built by a school named after a corporate raider.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:25
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yospos really does just like the dumbest poo poo that doesnt matter gas thread close yospos
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Mar 9, 2015 18:26
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its a lot more appealing to a patient to be told hey carry around this iPhone, than hey hook these wires into your arm and try not to notice it for the next 3 days
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Ben Grahams Ghost posted:next up: get a colonoscopy using your iPhone camera simply by shoving it in your rear end lol
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timb has a big boner for health research health:timb::abandoning your first born:steve
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Mar 9, 2015 18:26
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post the dildo camera vid
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Mar 9, 2015 18:27
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KidVanguard posted:timb has a big boner for health research
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Mar 9, 2015 18:27
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research teledildonics
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Mar 9, 2015 18:27
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tim must be getting desperate to try and get more sales by going into the medical equipment business
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Mar 9, 2015 18:27
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anyone else think tim is kinda sexy,, powerful?
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where's the magic healing crystals app?
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